Title: Well, Why On Earth Do You Think They Called Him The "Jolly" Green Giant?
Pairing/Rating: Jolly Green Giant/Incredible Hulk, PG with innuendo
A/N: I like the overwhelmingly ridiculous idea of referring to myself as an "author" for this. Hahahahaha! GOOD GOD, THE JOLLY GREEN GIANT IS FROM THE VALLEY, HELLO!
250 words. 250 very wrong words.
Hulk raised fist to smash door. Hulk remembered key in pocket - Jay had told him not forget. Hulk lowered fist to torn jeans to paw for key. Pocket torn from transformation.
HULK SMASH DOOR.
"Hulk? 'S that you? Honey, did you forget about the hide-a-key on the front porch, again? Sillikins. Dinner will be ready in about five."
Hulk lowered head. Hulk forget things all the time. Jay was good to not yell. Hulk no like yelling. Hulk felt kiss on cheek.
"Oh, you. I know what will turn that frown upside down! A Complete Chicken Alfredo Skillet Meal™ and broccoli with cheese sauce on the side! And no, I didn't forget your corn nibblets!"
Hulk grunted Hulk's approval and sat in chair.
"Now, now, aren't you forgetting something?"
Hulk looked around; Hulk patted pockets. Dodge Stratus keys, Hulk no forget. Wallet, Hulk no forget. Was Hulk to bring home pie for dessert? HULK SMAS-
"Wash your hands, stinky boots!"
Hulk chuckled, "Oh Kay."
Hulk swatted at the water tap until water come. Hulk squeeze bar of Lava™ hand soap and clean up. Jay like Hulk to be clean. Not all the time... Hulk laughed low and hard.
Speaking of hard... Hulk stand behind Jay while he use tongs to pull corn nibblets from pot. Jay laughed.
"Ho ho ho! Looks like someone brought their own corn on the cob!"