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Things that are awesome:

  • Me.
  • YOU.
  • Many margaritas at lunch time.
  • A bartender that is SHAMELESS with the flirting - Mr. S was RIGHT THERE.
  • Extra shots in those margaritas.
  • Not having to drive back.
  • A whole hour and a half to sleep it off/sober up before picking up kids
  • TELLING MYSELF I AM NOT SAD. (ie: pathetic.  FOR CLARITY.  :D )
  • the Little Miss Sunshine soundtrack (thank you, A!!)
  • emailing EntreNous on the importance of Will Ferrell's thighs
  • Writing an angry letter to the editor this morning about their suporting a columnist that is ANTI-SCIENCE and misspelling "phosphorus" in said letter HAHAHAHA. Pwn.
  • Knowing that it is FRIDAY.
  • Deciding to move ahead with a fic and make it GOOD, and not make it FAST
  • Also, there will be cookies later today.
GLORIA GLORIA  In Excelsis DEO!  hahaha.  I should sleep this off....  (why is that a "drunk" Spock?  I should fix that...)

(In case it's not clear, *I* am the one that misspelled phosphorus.  Which is why it's extra funny.  HAHAHA, I am DUM-BUH.)

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stoney321
Aug. 25th, 2006 09:09 pm (UTC)
Astronomy! OMG, I'm a Leo. Tell me what that means!
HAHAHAHAHA!

NO. WAY. Oh, that's priceless. I like when the local news has a story about how we're getting closer to Stage 4 drought conditions and how to be water wise, and they show a newscaster standing with a running hose. "Don't do this." GAH.

I watched the curator of the Planetarium in Manhattan (I've been there - starts with an H. GAH.) talk about how he's gotten HATE MAIL about their not listing Pluto as a planet, and then cutting to a mother with a crying child (I swear to the heavens) and saying how "it's a disappointment to the children."

This is why I drink heavily on occassion. :D
st_salieri
Aug. 25th, 2006 09:22 pm (UTC)
Re: Astronomy! OMG, I'm a Leo. Tell me what that means!
It means you're probably really a Cancer because of precession of the Earth's axis! BWAHAHAHAHA. I cut you, h0r.

(True story: we have the REAL (13, not 12) signs of the zodiac with the actual dates posted prominantly in the astronomy classroom to show how the position of the ecliptic has shifted in the last 2000 years and your "sign" means next to nothing.)

they show a newscaster standing with a running hose. "Don't do this." GAH.


HA! OMG, seriously? I want to change jobs and be a science writer for the media because everyone SUCKS so badly.

Do you mind if I rant a moment? I'm going to SNAP if I read one more fucking article about Pluto. I've seen the word "elitist" used in all seriousness in regard to the IAU. Scientists are so anti-American, trying to keep those spunky little Pluto-lovers down! Don't they know that if Pluto isn't a planet, the American way of life is in peril and the TERRORISTS WIN?

Er, sorry. It's Friday. NEED MORE ALCOHOL.
stoney321
Aug. 25th, 2006 09:28 pm (UTC)
COme over. I'll make some drinks ASAP.
Do I mind if you rant? IT'S LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW ME AT ALL. *weeps* Yes, yes!! And I am SO SICK of the word "elitist" being bad. That intelligence and the EXPECTATION of intelligence is "elitism." Are we about to start shipping our intellectual's offspring to the mountains to work for The People? Is Bush really Chairman Mao??

I went OFF yesterday in my journal about how sick I am of this Hollywoodized Scientist that is now just accepted. Cold. Unmoved by emotion. Willing to destroy the world for the sake of technology. BAH, I say. Man, I LOVE IT when people start telling me how genetic manipulation of food crops is a Bad Thing. BRING IT.

*puts up dukes* And seriously, WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT PLUTO? The plucky little planet that could. Give me a fucking break. JUPITER RULES ALL!! *sets up camp on Europa*
st_salieri
Aug. 25th, 2006 09:40 pm (UTC)
Re: COme over. I'll make some drinks ASAP.
ALL KNEEL BEFORE ZOD JUPITER! Seriously, did no one watch 2010? The aliens are going to dump mass on it and turn it into a STAR, and who will get the last laugh then? Huh? JUPITER, THAT'S WHO.

Goddamn anti-democratic scientists! Who are they to say what's a planet and what's not? We're ALL special little snowflakes planets!

how sick I am of this Hollywoodized Scientist that is now just accepted. Cold. Unmoved by emotion. Willing to destroy the world for the sake of technology.

How did I miss this rant? Because, YES. And it's actually what turned me off from watching Bones for the longest time (along with Deschanel's suck acting) -- that stupid popular image of the female scientist as this emotionally closed-down robot with zero interpersonal skills.

Dude, I need to start bringing the funny. Less rant, more funny!
stoney321
Aug. 25th, 2006 09:48 pm (UTC)
MANDROID. Never unfunny.
You know, I haven't been able to get into Bones, either, and for the same reasons. OH! OH! and what about crappy shows like CSI that has MOOD LIGHTING in the lab? I don't know about you, but I've never been to a lab that looks like a club, yo. *gets another round and avoids the lame-o with the combover*

I say we counter-act with parody fic. PARODY FIC, I SAY!!! *loads up Uzi to go Pluto-busting*
st_salieri
Aug. 25th, 2006 10:18 pm (UTC)
MORE DRINKS, PLZKTHX.
I've been watching Bones again because DB is JUST THAT HOT. Yes. I need him to lick me.

Oh GOD. The local Fox channel is interrupting The Simpsons to breathlessly tell us all about the dynamite scare at the Houston airport. I can't take it anymore. We've become a nation of pussies. Somewhere, FDR is weeping.

Anyway...parody fic! Yes! Wherein Mulder turns out to be an actual alien from Pluto who teams up with Spike to teach us all, through the magic of interpretive dance, that non-humans are humans too. And Scully gets into a catfight with Temperance Fucking Brennan and tears off her wig, revealing that she's actually Dr. Kimberly Shaw. And then Fred uses the resources of Wolfram & Hart to discover why working in their science lab has caused her skirts to get shorter and shorter.
stoney321
Aug. 25th, 2006 10:25 pm (UTC)
Re: MORE DRINKS, PLZKTHX.
Ngghuh, DB is beautiful. That is a pretty pretty man.

Wait, WHAT? *turns on news* See, I don't even BOTHER any more. SIIIIGH.

And OMG run with that idea, yo!! I want to read that! I'll write one where Fred covers herself more and more and becomes UGLIER the smarter she gets. Until Wesley is able to tame her and make her learn how to properly bake bread, thereby preparing her to make babies, then she is suddenly BEAUTIFUL!

Kimberly Shaw. Ahahahahaha!! (And then Scully can show up and there's femmeslash! But only to show the boys how they want it.)

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Reading this? I'm just curious. Because that's really detail-oriented of you. Feel free to stop reading. But you can see that there's more here, so are you going to keep reading? Really? That's pretty dedicated. I'm impressed. No, really. I'm not being sarcastic, why do you get like that? See, this is the problem I have with your mother - yes. YES. I'm going there. It's time we put all of our cards on the table.

I love you, why are you doing this? After all we've been through? You don't have to be like this. You know, still reading. You could be baking a pie. And then sharing it with me.

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