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Things that are awesome:

  • Me.
  • YOU.
  • Many margaritas at lunch time.
  • A bartender that is SHAMELESS with the flirting - Mr. S was RIGHT THERE.
  • Extra shots in those margaritas.
  • Not having to drive back.
  • A whole hour and a half to sleep it off/sober up before picking up kids
  • TELLING MYSELF I AM NOT SAD. (ie: pathetic.  FOR CLARITY.  :D )
  • the Little Miss Sunshine soundtrack (thank you, A!!)
  • emailing EntreNous on the importance of Will Ferrell's thighs
  • Writing an angry letter to the editor this morning about their suporting a columnist that is ANTI-SCIENCE and misspelling "phosphorus" in said letter HAHAHAHA. Pwn.
  • Knowing that it is FRIDAY.
  • Deciding to move ahead with a fic and make it GOOD, and not make it FAST
  • Also, there will be cookies later today.
GLORIA GLORIA  In Excelsis DEO!  hahaha.  I should sleep this off....  (why is that a "drunk" Spock?  I should fix that...)

(In case it's not clear, *I* am the one that misspelled phosphorus.  Which is why it's extra funny.  HAHAHA, I am DUM-BUH.)


Aug. 25th, 2006 09:48 pm (UTC)
MANDROID. Never unfunny.
You know, I haven't been able to get into Bones, either, and for the same reasons. OH! OH! and what about crappy shows like CSI that has MOOD LIGHTING in the lab? I don't know about you, but I've never been to a lab that looks like a club, yo. *gets another round and avoids the lame-o with the combover*

I say we counter-act with parody fic. PARODY FIC, I SAY!!! *loads up Uzi to go Pluto-busting*
Aug. 25th, 2006 10:18 pm (UTC)
I've been watching Bones again because DB is JUST THAT HOT. Yes. I need him to lick me.

Oh GOD. The local Fox channel is interrupting The Simpsons to breathlessly tell us all about the dynamite scare at the Houston airport. I can't take it anymore. We've become a nation of pussies. Somewhere, FDR is weeping.

Anyway...parody fic! Yes! Wherein Mulder turns out to be an actual alien from Pluto who teams up with Spike to teach us all, through the magic of interpretive dance, that non-humans are humans too. And Scully gets into a catfight with Temperance Fucking Brennan and tears off her wig, revealing that she's actually Dr. Kimberly Shaw. And then Fred uses the resources of Wolfram & Hart to discover why working in their science lab has caused her skirts to get shorter and shorter.
Aug. 25th, 2006 10:25 pm (UTC)
Ngghuh, DB is beautiful. That is a pretty pretty man.

Wait, WHAT? *turns on news* See, I don't even BOTHER any more. SIIIIGH.

And OMG run with that idea, yo!! I want to read that! I'll write one where Fred covers herself more and more and becomes UGLIER the smarter she gets. Until Wesley is able to tame her and make her learn how to properly bake bread, thereby preparing her to make babies, then she is suddenly BEAUTIFUL!

Kimberly Shaw. Ahahahahaha!! (And then Scully can show up and there's femmeslash! But only to show the boys how they want it.)


Are You Actually

Reading this? I'm just curious. Because that's really detail-oriented of you. Feel free to stop reading. But you can see that there's more here, so are you going to keep reading? Really? That's pretty dedicated. I'm impressed. No, really. I'm not being sarcastic, why do you get like that? See, this is the problem I have with your mother - yes. YES. I'm going there. It's time we put all of our cards on the table.

I love you, why are you doing this? After all we've been through? You don't have to be like this. You know, still reading. You could be baking a pie. And then sharing it with me.

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