February 19th, 2007

coffee [beansbeans]

Is that ya ass, or ya momma half reindeer?

I can't explain it but damn sure glad you came here! I like them cocky but leggy ones, black whitey Dominicans... Anyone? No? Nelly, Peed Iddy? (A-Listers: I'm bringing Donatella Versace back, because have you SEEN HER CANKLES??) Uh, off topic. Ahem.

Good morning!! Happy Monday! I'm in a TERRIFIC mood, enough to send you sprinklings of joy in case you have a Case of the Mondays. I'm waaaaaaay behind on responding to some awesome feedback I got for my Pickles the Drummer as a teen rent-boy story (dude, that is like, the nicest fb EVER there.) and various other things, but I'm SO HAPPY TODAY!! I can barely sit still. So, why so happy? So filled with joy? WELL LET ME TELL YOU.

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Oh, and I forgot to wish dancetomato a happy birthday!! DT, if I had it together, I would have written you a story based on THIS IMAGE. Including a bj with teeth raking down his taut belly and weetiny treasure trail and all sorts of wrongness. Wrongness that is RIGHTNESS, am I right? Sure I am. Hahaha! Instead, I will just send you hope for continued health and happiness. *massive, bone creaking squishes*

The wind is picking up outside, so I need to get a move on so I can keep my good mood. I want to READ today. What are you reading? HOW ARE ALL OF YOU? Do tell! *props chin on fists, beaming*
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second post of the day, but the last, honest! GIP

So, I need this icon. Maybe not THIS one, because I suck at making icons (I have the bases if anyone want to improve) but I can't help but notice that the new Britney Shears [rimshot] looks like Private Pyles from Full Metal Jacket. This is my rifle, this is my gun. Hahaha. And won't someone help that poor black man pop star?



Anyone? Pretty that up and make it awesome? (And you know how Pyles was all gasping out each line, "I'm in... a world... of shit.") Okay, back to life.