August 26th, 2008

BSGian Rhapsody [prettybutt]

I'm Hyphy in my white T and my black jeans and my Nikes

Except for how I'm only wearing a white T. But I'm still hyphy. *krunks* I know that's an older hip hop song, but I've got that groove in mah butt meat.

  • Sally got to walk Emily to school today and she was CLEARLY IN APPROVAL of things going back to normal, which makes me love my Sally Derg all the more. German Shepherds are funny; she immediately went to the door and sat, her tail thumping, because it was TIME TO GO, MOM. She practically high-stepped like a Lipizzaner all the way.
  • As soon as we got back home she shot straight to her Babies and picked them up and LINED THEM UP AT THE DOOR. Hahahaha, her babies are starting school, too. <3 <3 <3
  • Chapter Six of "And It Came To Pass" is up, and tomorrow is the conclusion (for anyone who might be skipping it because of the WiP status. It's complete, and all will be up tomorrow AM.)
  • I finally got PSP9 installed on my new computer so I'm spending all day today adjusting pictures for the LDS-style Sparkledammerung. :D


(oooh, and I love Michelle Obama, although I wish she would have quit with the hand gestures. Her message, though, made me tear up. Um, please to not be handing a mic to a small child, however, thx.)
SPARKLE!, maybe its maybelline

LDS Sparkledammerung IS HERE!

The Secrets of the Sparkle a.k.a. TWILIGHT: STONIFIED (Image heavy)
ETA Due To Heavy Traffic This was written to amuse my friends and myself. I am not claiming to be the Mormon Vampire Authority, even though let's face it: I am the leading Mormon Vampire Authority. (Nutshell: laugh, or turn back now. This was meant for joking and is filled with dirty words they can't use on TV.) Also, you'll note that this was written a few years ago, so I don't always reply back to people. Feel free to strike up convos with anyone, however.

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The Secrets of the Sparkle a.k.a. TWILIGHT: STONIFIED (For real this time.)

So here's the thing. I was going to be all 'whipping out the smart essay, pointing out all the subconscious LDS meta' that SMeyers jammed in these books, showing how I thought she didn't even realize what she was borrowing (because honestly, I just don't think she's smart enough to lay it out there, you know?) But here's the thing:

THE BOOKS ARE REALLY REALLY DUMB. Like, "Strategery" dumb. So I'm giving back at the same reading-comprehension level if you will. And you will. There's so much dumb, in fact, that it will take a few posts to get it all out there. Here's the first book and change.

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