October 24th, 2008

put  my think in your butts [essene]

When worlds collide!!!

Childhood nursery rhymes being scientifically proven to be true? YES.

Beans, beans, they're good for your heart
The more you eat, the more you fart
The more you fart, the better you feel
So let's have beans for every meal!


AHAHAHAHA. I love it. Every boy across the world just got a huge smile on their face. And every mother just grabbed a tissue to cover their nose.

In other "news," uh, DUH. Sumatra Mandheling, two sugars pls. If that's unavailable, Chai is next followed by Mexican Hot Chocolate. Mmm, cinnamon, coffee and chocolate all together? Yes, please!

This morning as I sent the oldest 2 off to catch the bus at 6:50, I heard the most piteously loud and lamentable howl from our roof, which completely stressed out my son. (get to school get to school GET TO SCHOOL!!) Our resident Siamese ding dong, Hope, had gotten herself stuck on our two story roof and couldn't figure out how to get down. I finally coaxed her to the manageable overhang at our back door, climbed a smallish ladder, and rrrrrrriiiiiippped! her off the roof and into my arms, where she continued to yowl until we got inside. She promptly made her "brrrr!" noise and rubbed along Sally derg, then sat her fat tush down to moinch on her food. *head desk* At least now I know why Sally was whimpering and whining when I got up - her Spidey senses were tingling.

I'm spending the day working on Halloween stuff - I bought some chicken wire yesterday and I'm going to fashion a human shape, wrap it in "spider webs" and affix it to the front of the house, where I have a massive "web" stretched across our entry way. Tomorrow I'll put the giant Dr. Suresh tarantulas up. If only our Satan Spider was still there, we could have natural horror. (Please note that I do NOT want Spider O'Doom back. Ever.)

YAY IT'S THE WEEKEND!! I want nummy hot drinks all day. And cuddling under warm blankets. And books! <3
sad, *woe*, sad kitty

*CRIES* and AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Thanks SO MUCH, anelith!! Nightmares for WEEKS.

DO NOT CLICK IF BIG GIANT SPIDERS SCARE YOU. I AM NOT JOKING. Do not even think you can be mad at me if you click.

....you're totally going to click aren't you? (This makes me think of "There's a Monster at the End of This Book!" with my pal Grover.)

THAT, my friends, was what spun a web outside my front door, wanting to catch my FACE and EAT IT.