November 20th, 2008

Ewww?

Allow me to stick my neck out.

This woman ought to be beat over the head with a large stick. You know what pisses me off about a lot of these "born again" Christians? The fact that they don't know dick about Jesus. (And I would love a t-shirt or bumper sticker that read "You don't know dick about Jesus." I predict that would be a big seller.) If you are a Christian (and please, spare me the "Christians are being persecuted b.s. They aren't. They're being questioned and challenged on some beliefs, which does not translate into persecution) that means that you aspire to be Christ-like. Not Paul-like, not Solomon-like, not King David-like.

Instead of focusing on the words of the woman-hating Apostle Paul, how about focusing on what JESUS said? Because, my guess? And I'm going out on a limb here, Christianity is actually based on Jesus, not the other schleps. I know, I know, crazy talk. For those of you doing it right? Good for you. For those of you not? Allow me. Collapse )

Summary: "Remember, Jesus would rather constantly shame gays than let orphans have a family." ~Stephen Colbert
"We must question the story logic of having an all-knowing all-powerful God, who creates faulty Humans, and then blames them for his own mistakes." ~Gene Roddenberry

In the name of Jesus Christ, AMEN. ;)
Nice Girls Don't Poop!

GIP

I want this on a T-Shirt. Clearly it's time for me to pull out my iron-on makings... (Feel free to take, maybe mention who made it? IDK)

I didn't realize that the Twilight movie starts TOMORROW. Ahahahahaha! Guys, I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm going to the 10:30 am show, pen, paper, and tiny light in hand. THERE WILL BE MOCKING.

It's like Christmahannakwanzakah come early. *leaps in the air like a Toyota feeling!*