February 14th, 2013

Lydia:You Talking To Me?

Question for the reading public and a plea to the Teen Wolf fandom

First off, HELLO. Life has been stupid and hard (as per ushe) and I would very much like to be two people, thank you. (And then fake the first one's death. Hello, insurance settlement!)

Second, because the thought of doing anything other than breathing in and out most days makes me curl up in the fetal position, I wanted to ask those that read the SouthLAnd recaps on HDJM a question:

Poll #1896520 How high do you want me to jump? (HDJM question)

You: Jump Me: How high?

this high [hands to your knee]
5(14.7%)
this high [hands to your crotch, hey now!]
13(38.2%)
this high [hands to your chest, hey hey whaddya say!]
6(17.6%)
this high [hands over your head]
5(14.7%)
this high [stratosphere]
5(14.7%)

Me: wow, I have strong quads, but you are ridiculous.

You: No, YOU are.
3(5.7%)
You: No, your FACE is.
3(5.7%)
You: YOUR MOM IS RIDICULOUS.
6(11.3%)
You: I feel strangely bad about that whole "your face/your mom" thing.
5(9.4%)
You: I try to not be confrontational, typically.
5(9.4%)
You: I wasn't even paying attention, GOD.
4(7.5%)
You: Are you going to finish that? [points to cake]
18(34.0%)
You: YOU GO, GLEN COCO.
9(17.0%)

I have the idea of writing up the SouthLAnd recaps and posting them on Friday. This is because it's a late airing show and my life is hard.

Pfft, you don't know what pain is.
0(0.0%)
It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again.
8(12.3%)
Yes it will, Precious, yes it will get the hose!
5(7.7%)
DON'T YOU MAKE ME HURT YOUR DOG.
2(3.1%)
Laura, do you need to talk to someone? Professionally?
8(12.3%)
Also, on topic: I will be happy to read those on Friday and am not filled with anger about the delay.
5(7.7%)
I am, however, filled with bees.
7(10.8%)
By bees I mean French fries.
12(18.5%)
I would like to state that I am livid and demand you post on Thursday morning after staying up all night writing.
0(0.0%)
My mother told me that everything I do is perfect and I can have the big piece of chicken.
6(9.2%)
Which is why I want everything NOW.
1(1.5%)
Also, my name is Veruca Salt.
3(4.6%)
SERIOUSLY. LAURA. Do you need to talk to someone in a therapeutic setting?
8(12.3%)

How many for Glen Coco?

One
4(14.8%)
Two
3(11.1%)
Three
4(14.8%)
Four
16(59.3%)


I promise I'm not legitimately going crazy. It just looks like that on the outside.

NOW IF I MAY ADDRESS THE TEEN WOLF FANDOM: Collapse )

Okay, I have to cross more things off my To Do list. WHY ISN'T LIFE ALL FRENCH FRIES AND BEACH PARTIES, WHY.