April 11th, 2013

food chain, om nom nom

The one where I have no French fries

Seriously, they are the empress of carbs, and I long for them daily. (Fries.) I have no fries, I want to mention, I just WANT some. In case you thought to yourself at some point today, "I wonder if Laura has any fries?" the answer is NO. Truly my life is the hardest life.

In other news! Someone at Reddit linked to a Hoarders recap on HDJM, and we have hits going through the roof. Which is great! People are finding the site and then sticking around to see what's what. My girls should be showered with Likes and +1's and comments because they're funny and interesting. <3 HOORAY.

In other other news! I've started posting that Body Swap fic (right now I'm posting each chapter before dinner - only 2 up so far) but this weekend I'll most likely switch to my usual early morning posting. If you're interested in such things, here is my AO3 link for TRUST FALL, Sterek, NC-17 - eventually. 13 chapters, I'm still editing the last third, hence the daily posting and not the whole thing at once. And it's about 150K, so yeah. That's huge in one chunk. (I'm only posting fic there from this point on. It's just easier.)

Guys, how can we get science to make instant fries? Don't tell me about frozen fries, I want a specific restaurant to instantly know I have a craving and make them materialize in front of my face, steaming hot, salty, covered in cheese and bacon and jalapeños and *gross sobbing*

Here, have a poll!

Fries are:

awesome
38(26.2%)
the best
31(21.4%)
gross. I hate them, and also I hate kittens and LOVE
0(0.0%)
good with just salt and pepper
20(13.8%)
better with salt and pepper and a little garlic seasoning.
20(13.8%)
THE BEST WHEN THEY ARE LOADED WITH CHEESE AND BACONS AND JALAPEÑOS AND HAVE RANCH TO DIP THEM IN
18(12.4%)
something Laura obviously craves before her period.
18(12.4%)

You

can shut it, they're delicious.
18(21.7%)
should bring me some. Did I mention that I love you?
40(48.2%)
can have a bite, but only if you bring me some.
22(26.5%)
won't bring me any? WE'RE ON A BREAK. >:(
3(3.6%)


It's just...I love fries. ("Do you really love fries? Or are you just saying you love fries because you can see them?") I LOVE FRIES.