April 24th, 2013

Ewww?

Worst. Ad campaign. Ever.

Just got a flyer on my door with a totally ripped, hot dude cleaning some lady's pool as he smirks at her. Awesome!

NOT SO FAST, FELLOW FRIENDS.

The caption reads: "Call us, not the other guys. We specialize in clean pools, not hot pool boys."

WELL I GUESS I WON'T BE HIRING YOU THEN, WILL I? [Any reason they couldn't specialize in BOTH?]



Even better? There's a picture of "Our Guys" in the corner, all small: some 50 year old good ol' boy with a uniform and a chicken nugget gut. NO ME GUSTA.