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"Just sense the anointing coming out of me" <-- explained by video below. Heh.

  • Happy birthday to viciouswishes! you cute little blonde thing, you! Nothing's better than a sweet looking girl with a dirty mouth and the knowledge to back it up. *hugs*
  • I continue to love Friday Night Lights and have nothing to say that wasn't said better by brandil in this post. Spoilers for last night's ep.
  • I continue to be amazed that people are into/believe evangelist. This video is the second best O_O answer to what they do with their "hands." Set to "Let The Bodies Hit The Floor." Hahaha.
  • What's the best? The one with Robert Tilton, the Farting Preacher. Tiff? Didn't your friends at UNT make these? Tilton is BY FAR my favorite evangelist. The guy (filmed locally) starts EVERY SHOW with: "The glory of god is profitable." WOW. At least he's upfront!
  • How about a remix of "Baby Got Back" but "Baby Got Bibles?" Oh, and unfortunately, it's not a parody. O_O
  • Had a fun conversation with my dad about how there was no Judas Iscariot - it was Jesus' brother James. This is his kind of recreation, which makes my dad loads of fun. And he's still active in the Mormon church why? :D
  • Tomorrow is Warren Jeff's trial and I will be glued to the TV. Remember how I mentioned on our drive home that the polygamist community at the AZ/UT border was like a ghost town? There was an article about that very thing yesterday. The Plygs are on the move! Crap that it's to Texas.
  • Today I would like fried cheese wrapped in bacon, deep fried and served with cheese sauce and an icy cold coke. Yes, it's been 28 days, why do you ask? I will most likely have some lame soup that's good for me. BOO.
  • More fudge would work, also. That means I have to make some. I'm still in my robe. The dog is sad.
  • Send Midol. Or cheese. or Midol wrapped in cheese.


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Dec. 13th, 2006 03:27 pm (UTC)
I continue to be amazed that people are into/believe evangelist.

do you remember the old (Marty)Allen and (Steve)Rossi routine about the Reverend Holy Moly? Say "Halleluiah" and put your hands on the radio...
Dec. 13th, 2006 03:32 pm (UTC)
Hahahaha - and weren't they the ones that marketed Dashboard Jesus? "With Jesus on your dash/your car will never crash!"

I mean, sure. You want to believe in something. We all do, be it religion, goodness in man, that when you pull up to a Burger King the shake machine will work. But... the MONEY these people generate! o_0
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Dec. 13th, 2006 03:35 pm (UTC)
Yay for fudge! Though cheese and cheese sauce sounds mighty tempting!
Dec. 13th, 2006 03:39 pm (UTC)
Oh, so you're making me fudge? Hurrah! ;)

CHEESE. It's what's for dinner. And breakfast. And snacking. And...
Dec. 13th, 2006 04:19 pm (UTC)
I'm thinking you need Midol Cheese Fondue. Midol wrapped in bacon and dipped in melty cheesy goodness. Mmm-mmm, that's good eatin!
Dec. 13th, 2006 04:29 pm (UTC)
MMMMMMMMM. Pain killing, butt growing GOODNESS. And dude, seriously: everything is good when wrapped in bacon/deep fried. <-- Southern Motto, yo.
Dec. 13th, 2006 04:20 pm (UTC)
You know, for all that it makes me shudder in horror, I have to admit that "Baby Got Bibles" is really well done.

I'm not really in touch with all the issues there, but I hate the fact that those polygamists are proably giving polyamory a bad name for those who've never encountered it before.
Dec. 13th, 2006 04:31 pm (UTC)
I KNOW. I know. I want to poke sticks at Baby Got Bibles (and let's face it: I am.) but the rhymes are pretty tight! And he's got the pacing and everything down it's just:

HE'S RAPPING ABOUT BIBLES. ANd how the big ones bring all the boys to the yard and they're like, "it's the word of God." "Darn right, it's the word of God, I could pass them out but I like to charge."

And you're straight on with the polyamory/polygamy issue. If you're interested, I've posted several times about that. Click the tag up top on polygamy if you're so inclined. :)
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Dec. 13th, 2006 04:34 pm (UTC)
"The glory of god is profitable."


It's now common for my family, thanks to a slightly overdone U2 obsession, to exclaim, "Well the God I believe in isn't short of cash, mister!" whenever we come across televangelists. It is stunning to us that so many people are so free with their beliefs - and money.

And for some reason, that quote made me think of the old Catholic system of buying indulgences. Perhaps God always has been profitable for some and always will be.
Dec. 13th, 2006 04:50 pm (UTC)
DUDE. Religion = profit and power, period. And hee to your family's comeback! I love it. Because it's TRUE.
Dec. 13th, 2006 04:40 pm (UTC)
Bwaah! UNT is my dad's alma mater! :D

As for cheese: [looks furtively right and left, leans in conspiratorially]
Take a bag of shredded cheese. Arrange it on a cookie sheet in little shallow mounds. Like you might do with chocolate chip cookie dough, but shallower.

Set oven to 250 degrees F.

Bake till you see the edges get a little beyond golden brown.

Cheese chips! They taste best, I've found, with sour cream. Better is the sour cream is touched by the glory of bacon and/or chives, but considering recent events, I'd skip the chives. Try a little (or big) dash of chile piquin on those thigns, or if you've got cajun seasoning, that works, too.

Icy cold coke is an excellent chaser, as is a Tecate. With a touch of salt and lime on the rim of the can.

[the food enabler runs off gleefully]
Dec. 13th, 2006 04:47 pm (UTC)
*bawls and crawls into your lap* That sounds SO GOOD. I am totally making cheese chips. I AM GOING TO EAT THEM ALL. The glory that is bacon, yea verily, is the ALpha and the Omega, thus sayeth I.

I have no Tecate (although you're right with the salt and lime, OOOh, a chunk of jalapeno cheddar on the rim is REALLY GOOD, I kid you not, or salsa jack? MMM) but I have an ciy cold Coke, because I broke my rule of the not drinking soda any more because let's face it: I'm weak.

And UNT ROCKS. The 1 o'clock Jazz band is LEGEND. My dad used to teach music there!
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Dec. 13th, 2006 04:55 pm (UTC)
honestly, I don't know if it'll be aired. I'll be surfing the channels (CNN, the BYU channel I inexplicably get on my satellite, etc.) and the net to keep up. Obviously, you know I'm freakishly interested in this topic. :)

CHEESE SOUP. Mmmm, with little potatoes in it? Maybe some bacon and chives and black pepper??? OH ANNE, GENIUS!! (Also, check out the recipe xochitl42 gave me for CHEESE CHIPS. Think of the possibilities with different cheeses!!!!)
Dec. 13th, 2006 05:25 pm (UTC)
I wish I could tell you my friends did the Robert Tilton videos. They still make me laugh so hard!!!

Baby got Book. That is so.... so.... FUNNY!? It's not even funny. It's just tardif. That is somebody's last name. My new phrase. Tardif.

Can you bring ME some fudge? I'd like that. Need the recipe for the hazelnut fudge again. Email it to me?

How are the scarves coming along? OK- talk to you later sistah. Going to a doc appt now.

Dec. 13th, 2006 05:41 pm (UTC)
Email me when you're back from your appt. and I give you a holla, sistuh. (Aww, watching those Robert Tilton vids in Crackwhore's house was one of yoru first clandestine dates with your husband! Man, that's a LONG time ago.)
Dec. 13th, 2006 06:04 pm (UTC)
Oh my god, Stoney! That song is so wrong.

I just ... the "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" vid was awesome. But "Baby Got Book" kind of scared me.

Dec. 13th, 2006 06:14 pm (UTC)
I KNOW!!! The Baby Got Book - and the whole showing her praying thing and (not to mention that public prayer like that is SPECIFICALLY mentioned as a no no by Jesus - something most modern Christians forget) IT'S AMAZINGLY WEIRD.

*kisses back*
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Dec. 13th, 2006 08:08 pm (UTC)
Dec. 13th, 2006 08:45 pm (UTC)
Dear Lord Baby 8 pound Jesus with a diaper on...

Props to Magic Man... Now you see me...
Dec. 14th, 2006 06:10 am (UTC)
Thank you, hon! *hugs*
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I love you, why are you doing this? After all we've been through? You don't have to be like this. You know, still reading. You could be baking a pie. And then sharing it with me.

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