One of my daughter's friends wrapped up a gift for me. A T-Shirt with Ralphie (The Simpsons) picking his nose, one eye all wonky. Hee! "You choo choo choo choose me!" Poor little paste eating Ralphie. In honor of The Simpsons, I give you my favorite quote, from Simpson and Delilah, S2, also known as the episode that Homer gets hair: Homer: "I AM NATURE'S MIRACLE!" Karl: "Let's go shopping"