He MARKED HER ARM. Oh my god, he marked her arm so he could tell her apart from the other "waitress." Now I want an honest show of hands: how many of you noticed that the two waitresses Andy and Michael brought back to the party were two completely different waitresses from their original server at Benihana's? My husband totally failed that test. Michael moved from pathetic to creepy and then back to pathetic. Oh, Michael. And how many think it's Jan that's going with him? OR IS IT HIS MOTHER?
CREED. Taking his own gift. Singing. Telling Phyllis something was crazy. Phyllis wanting to go to the party and telling everyone else to go! Dwight and Angela HOLDING HANDS. The intense look Angela gave Dwight as he proclaimed (in code) his love for her through 80s rock. Oh my god, I'm totally shipping Karen/Pam now, because they make a team of AWESOME. Jim's discomfort at them befriending each other! *flails* JIM NOT TAKING HIS GIFT, OH MY GOD.
I love this show, my GOD do I love this show. Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.
Okay, seriously. Are you WATCHING this show? Because it may be one of the best sit-coms EVER, and I don't say that lightly. It's funny, it's fast paced, and did I mention the funny?? I can't think of his name, but the black guy that went to Harvard that's offended by the "homeboy" mentality of Tracy Morgan. Those two going at it, and the sleezy writer guy who called his racist grandfather to listen in?!?! I was HOWLING. They hit the whole "n word" issue that's been up in the air with Kramer and Andy Dick's outburst and knocked it out of the park. Not to mention the whole sub plot of Alec Baldwin covertly dating Condoleeza Rice, ahahahahahaha!
Tina Fey and her Oz boyfriend (I SUCK with names this morning) crack me the hell up. And we all got sucked in! We all thought that maybe he really was a good guy, and then there is the Dateline pedophile investigation, heeeee! "The thing about 20 year olds, most of them are 16." I LOVE THAT SHOW, TOO. It is smart and clever and there's a real lack of that on the networks, y'all.
Enough of the spoilers. I decided to watch the original Star Wars trilogy yesterday while getting things done (ooh, new leaf green scarf in a basket weave pattern, pretty!) and with all the Luke/Leia talk yesterday in my post, I got to thinking about all of the fanfic in SW I've read. And how I'm surprised there's not MORE bad!crack!fic in that fandom. So I've compiled a list of crack!fic I've not seen yet in that fandom, based on dialogue from the movie. Hahaha.
"She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts." A/U high school football fic with Leia as the surprise new kicker on the Tatooine, Texas team. Can a girl make it in a boy's world?
"Let the Wookie win." Humorous non-con fluff (heh) fic. Three-way with C3P0/Chewbacca/R2D2
"And I thought they smelled bad... on the outside!" A/U kid fic with Han and Luke as 10 year old best friends, and Leia as the new girl on the block who wants to play, too. Warning: braid pulling, drippy ice cream cones ^__^ (I totally wrote this while high on lollipops, R&R plz!!!!)
"What's wrong?" "Oh... it's Han." Han/Luke, A/U. Leia is the best friend of both men and helped get them together, but marriage isn't all it's cracked up to be. The bois are having marital problems. Will the force (and love) be with them? Read to find out!!!1232!!
"Get in there! I don't care what you smell!" Chewie/Leia, Han. Het/character bashing fic lols. I hate Leia and girl parts. Warning: character death lolz!
"That's no moon." Horror NC-17 bestiality filk. Hammerhead/Jaba. Alternate title: "Put that thing away, you're gonna get us all killed!"
"I've got a bad feeling about this..." C3P0/R2D2, FitB song fic set to NINs "Closer." The torrid love scene missing between these two star-crossed lovers. Warning: Sensual oil change. Alternate title: "I wanna fuck you like a Binary Evaporator."
I wanna fuck you like a Binary Evaporator.
I wanna feel your circuit breakers.
I wanna fuck you like a Binary Evaporator!
All of my protocol is gone -
You. Get. Me closer to Han!
"I don't know who you are or where you come from, but from now on you do as I tell you." BDSM, Han/Leia. Han Solo is a guy that walks into the wrong bar at the right time. Leia is the proprietor of a Spank-n-Bondage club that eyes the handsome man and makes him her pet. Warning: bloodplay fluff.
"You came in that thing?" Sequel to above fic. Han wears a French Tickler and a crocheted afghan, and best pal Luke wants to hear all about his adventures in the underground world of BDSM. I'm working on another part of this universe with Luke taking the plunge with a new Dom named Vader called "The last time I felt it, I was in the presence of my Master."
"Didn't we just leave this party?" Ensemble. A/U fic based on the movie Groundhog Day. Luke tries to keep Ben from dying at the hands of Vader. :((( My first fic, R&Rs.
"Look at the SIZE of that thing!" Red Leader/Chewie NC-17 drabble
"Will we be able to pull out in time?" "It'll be like Beggar's Canyon back home." Luke/Han Mpreg. Luke gives up his past of boinking the homeless back in Mos Eisley and learns how to be a husband and father in this tender fic of love lost and found. Also, Han is OOC, lolz.
"Use the Force, Luke. Let go!" Luke/Obi-Wan. Ben teaches Luke how to use his Jedi skills to get a condom on and lubed without leaving the bed or using his hands.
"Let's blow this thing and go home." NC-17, Lemon, Oral, Anal, Luke/Han/Fish Head General for the Rebellion
"I'd just as soon kiss a Wookie!" "I can arrange that!" A/U crackfic. Han's a pimp, Lia is the rich girl running away from her life of privilege and high society. But falling in love with a pimp wasn't part of her plan...
"Who's scruffy looking?" Chewie convinces best pal Han to visit their gay friend Lando Calrissian's beauty salon to prepare for his hot date with the mysterious and hunky Jedi Knight, Luke Skywalker. Hilarity ensues!
"I'm getting too old for this sort of thing." Ben Kenobi is a by-the-book cop near his retirement. Luke Skywalker is his new hot-headed rookie partner Police Chief Solo gave him to train. Will they be able to work together to bring down a new drug lord on their turf, Jaba the Hut? Special appearance by Chewbacca in the "Huggy Bear" informant role. Leia is the hooker with a heart of gold that risks her life to bring the bad guy down.
"Oh, don't do that. You're making a mess." All human A/U Yoda/Luke based on The Odd Couple. When persnickety Luke is kicked out of his house by his wife Leia, his messy friend Yoda takes him in. Will they be able to find love and acceptance among the trash and daily planners? Read to find out!
How sad is it that I would read some of these? SO SAD. (And why didn't I come up with some Pirates of the Caribbean crossovers? Or a "Luke is a vampire slayer A/U?" Hahaha - there's always dialog from Revenge of the Jedi...)
HAPPY FRIDAY, EVERYONE!! And Happy Hanukkah to my Jewish pals - Let There Be Light!