Laura Stone (stoney321) wrote,
Laura Stone
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I believes they calls this the food libraries.

Seriously. I want you all to love Metalocalypse. And not so you'll read my upcoming fanfic, because that would be sad and pathetic. Ahem. Here's an introduction, ep 1 "The Curse of Dethklok" and ep 10 "Fat Kid at the Detharmonic" which has had my husband and I calling each other a "Fatty Ding Dongs" anytime we've gone to eat crap. It's funny when it's in a Swedish accent, as is EVERYTHING. Troost me, thees show is nots dildos. *totally laughs alone* THEY SUMMON DEMONS. Accidentally! And make an island for wayward kitties! Hahaha. Their hard core theme song has "doodle dee do dong tick tock" in it! Bwah.

And because I think I've been dealing with stress in a ... Martha-esque way (read: my house is SPOT. LESS.) I've made a poll to see if I have a condition that I may need to be medicated for. *crosses fingers!*


Poll #899135 Laces OUT!

When sweeping the floor do you:

make many small piles to keep the dirt from spreading everywhere.
18(39.1%)
make a Master Pile because it's easier to scoop and dispose.
22(47.8%)
point to crumbs and let the dog handle it.
3(6.5%)
not sweep because WHO CARES?
3(6.5%)

When mopping do you:

rinse the mop head separately because you don't want to mix the clean water with the dirt.
11(23.9%)
rinse/mop from same source - there's soap in there, so what's the problem?
26(56.5%)
not mop because WHO CARES?
5(10.9%)
not have moppable floors, woot!
4(8.7%)

For cat owners, re: litter pan.

I scoop every clump and broken bit because isn't that the point?
17(60.7%)
I only get the larger bits. If something small breaks off, I don't care.
5(17.9%)
I wait until it's completely full, then dump it all and start fresh.
5(17.9%)
I let the cat go on my piles of dirty laundry because I don't care.
1(3.6%)

When cleaning the shower/tub do you:

get naked, scrub every inch from top down, then sun the shower to rinse it all, hence the naked?
9(20.0%)
everything above minus nudity, pervert.
18(40.0%)
only the floor and glass door (if applicable.)
9(20.0%)
I'm... really bad about cleaning it. I mean, it's soap, right? Not a big deal to me.
9(20.0%)

ICheck all that apply to you:

I cannot go to bed with a sink full of dirty dishes.
0(0.0%)
Laundry has to be put away once it's folded - in drawers, on hangers, etc.
0(0.0%)
I have a "to be ironed" pile that has never/hardly ever moved.
0(0.0%)
I let things build up until I can't stand it, then I clean in a fury. And then let it build and build until I repeat the whole cycle.
0(0.0%)
I have stacks and piles in my house, but it's books and things like that. Nothing unsanitary.
0(0.0%)
I'm kind of clean. I go through cleaning jags, then get busy with other things.
0(0.0%)
I have never cleaned my toilet.
0(0.0%)
I just got hives because of the above statement.
0(0.0%)
I use a lot of air fresheners to mask odors.
0(0.0%)
I use a lot of scented sprays because I just like the smell.
0(0.0%)
I like to click tick boxes.
0(0.0%)
I have never cleaned my refrigerator.
0(0.0%)
I clean my microwave regularly.
0(0.0%)
Vaccuming is torture. I hardly ever do it.
0(0.0%)
I have a schedule for cleaning.
0(0.0%)


Gah, that one about the shower is TURN on the shower, not SUN the shower. Stupid inability to edit polls...

And I'll just let you guess what my answers are. (omg, I think I'm neurotic. But... It's my HOME, people!)
Tags: metalocalypse, poll!
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