#2, I do NOT want to talk about the Cowboys. If I see anyone bashing my team, I'm ignoring you. That friggin' HURT to watch. Parcells will be gone by the 6 o'clock sports wrap-up tonight, you watch and see. GAH.
#3, say someone (oh, not me, I'm an angel) wanted to turn a mess of .avi files into DVDs to watch on a proper DVD player. What program is the best for that, and where can it be dl'd on the down low? UH, THIS IS FOR A RESEARCH PAPER. Riiiiiiight.
#4, seriously? No Metalocalypse fandoms out there yet? Seriously?!? Oh, wait,

