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Is that ya ass, or ya momma half reindeer?

I can't explain it but damn sure glad you came here! I like them cocky but leggy ones, black whitey Dominicans... Anyone? No? Nelly, Peed Iddy? (A-Listers: I'm bringing Donatella Versace back, because have you SEEN HER CANKLES??) Uh, off topic. Ahem.

Good morning!! Happy Monday! I'm in a TERRIFIC mood, enough to send you sprinklings of joy in case you have a Case of the Mondays. I'm waaaaaaay behind on responding to some awesome feedback I got for my Pickles the Drummer as a teen rent-boy story (dude, that is like, the nicest fb EVER there.) and various other things, but I'm SO HAPPY TODAY!! I can barely sit still. So, why so happy? So filled with joy? WELL LET ME TELL YOU.

My little sister, the wee tiny blonde Swiss Miss in this picture *points down* is GETTING MARRIED.

It's about damn time. Ahahaha. I kid. About the being made an honest woman part. Oh, I'm SO HAPPY for her and her fiancè, Chris. He's terrific and funny and gracious and thinks my sister is the most awesome and beautiful and talented person on earth. (D'awww.) So, I love him for that, alone. Also, he's really fun and sweet to my kids, and I looooooove cooking for him, and he makes my sister happy, and they've been together for almost 5 years now, and I'm just tickled pink. YAY.

Hey, Beth? Now I won't have to think you're a dirty whore for living in sin. AHAHAHA. (My sister is awesome and will think that's funny, so get yer britches out of a wad. This is how we roll in my family.)

YAY NEW BROTHER!!! Brothers don't shake hands! Brothers gotta HUG. (And seriously, Beth. He picked out the most beautiful ring. I LOVE YOU BOTH, EEEEE!)

Oh, and for those wanting a face to go with my awesome friend Alison, here:

(That's her on the right with the beer.) And she finally looks happy like in this picture again! I hadn't realized how long it had been since I'd seen her beam with joy since I started flipping through pictures. :( But she's happy now, so that's good! *hugs her to bits*

Oooh, what else? I had The Sex Talk with my son. (!!!) And he got very very quiet. And asked if he HAD to have babies, because he did NOT want to do that. HAHAHAHA. KEEP THAT THOUGHT, KID. I finished digging out EVERY SINGLE PLANT from the front of my house and re-doing my flower beds. WHEW. That was exhausting, but gratifying. I also put in a new climbing rose, Royal Gold that will go up the front of the house and combine over the bay window with my hybrid New Dawn. (Mine is hot pink, fades to pale.)

(And I found a climbing rose named GOLDEN SHOWERS. That's... an unfortunate name. Or, you know, I'm just... I'm just really broken inside. Probably that last one.)

Oh, and I forgot to wish dancetomato a happy birthday!! DT, if I had it together, I would have written you a story based on THIS IMAGE. Including a bj with teeth raking down his taut belly and weetiny treasure trail and all sorts of wrongness. Wrongness that is RIGHTNESS, am I right? Sure I am. Hahaha! Instead, I will just send you hope for continued health and happiness. *massive, bone creaking squishes*

The wind is picking up outside, so I need to get a move on so I can keep my good mood. I want to READ today. What are you reading? HOW ARE ALL OF YOU? Do tell! *props chin on fists, beaming*



Feb. 19th, 2007 06:53 pm (UTC)
Guess who *didn't* get to play Suzanne Whang with her, Stoney? ME. My only dream in life--to do a real-life House Hunters episode--and Maren RUINED IT.

I would have made a kick-ass Suzanne Whang. I even have bangs (sorta) now!

(I also just realized I do not have any HGTV icons. Woe.)
Feb. 19th, 2007 06:57 pm (UTC)
I would pronounce the "h" in whang so hard around you. Just work with me here. (I'm assuming I'm the only one who watches Family Guy around here...)

I LOVE LOOKING AT HOUSES. Love it. LOVE. Like, there are all sorts of new houses being built around my house and I just like walking through them and imaginging where stuff would go. My husband does NOT understand this compulsion.
Feb. 19th, 2007 07:01 pm (UTC)
I'm hoping to buy a house in about a year or two (looking more like two years now but whatev). When it's pretty weather and there are open houses all around, I love it. Maren and I went to this new development near her--one of those private community type places--and I made her go through a couple of the houses with me because I just loooooooove seeing new places.

I need to become a real estate agent. Then I could just go in new houses all the time.
Feb. 19th, 2007 07:05 pm (UTC)
OooooOOooooh. Yes. That would be a fun job. Except for the working part, but the going in to the houses?!

*sprays New Cookie scent on you* Hahaha.
Feb. 19th, 2007 07:11 pm (UTC)
Speaking of cookies, I have this Febreze spray that is vanilla and cookies. ZOMG SO GOOD.

I want cookies now. *ponders if she can order someone in the office to go get her some*
Feb. 19th, 2007 06:58 pm (UTC)
Where are our freaking autographs? Some of the magic has disappeared from the bangs for me.
Feb. 19th, 2007 07:03 pm (UTC)
Suzanne and her Magic Bangs are close to getting on my shit list, let me tell you. (Though not really because Magic Bangs!) It's been, what, a month? I NEED THE AUTOGRAPH.

I think my letter wherein I discussed our naming of the Magic Bangs might have scared her away. :|


Are You Actually

Reading this? I'm just curious. Because that's really detail-oriented of you. Feel free to stop reading. But you can see that there's more here, so are you going to keep reading? Really? That's pretty dedicated. I'm impressed. No, really. I'm not being sarcastic, why do you get like that? See, this is the problem I have with your mother - yes. YES. I'm going there. It's time we put all of our cards on the table.

I love you, why are you doing this? After all we've been through? You don't have to be like this. You know, still reading. You could be baking a pie. And then sharing it with me.

Time Wot It Is

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