Laura Stone (stoney321) wrote,
Laura Stone
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A Series of Confessions and an Unrelated Joke

First the joke (it's my form of Dutch courage): A husband and wife were drinking wine and relaxing when the husband said, "I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad." The wife thought for a second and replied, "Your penis is much bigger than your brother's."

*deep healing breath*

Okay. I have a confession to make. This isn't easy, but this is a goal I set for myself - to put everything I'm afraid of about myself out there. If people drop off from reading this journal as a result, then I can be strong enough to accept it. Ooookay. The final piece revealed - and no, I don't have a peenCollapse )

And I bet you feel a need to clean yourself after that, huh? *passes the bleach*
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