So I'm sick and still in my jammies with a code in my node. I'll be fine, that's not the point of this post.
THIS IS. An insider's scoop on Hefner's Mansion and that whole "Hef's Girl Friend" lifestyle. Um... go ahead and skip to 105 if you're just interested in the harem stuff. FILLED with pictures.
No. Thanks. That's not the life for me, hoo boy. (Gah, I have GOT to get out of this chair! Or have someone bring me tea so I can finish this damn thing...)
[ETA] and the chick writing this isn't the sharpest tool in the shed, but nonetheless! Interesting read.
THIS IS. An insider's scoop on Hefner's Mansion and that whole "Hef's Girl Friend" lifestyle. Um... go ahead and skip to 105 if you're just interested in the harem stuff. FILLED with pictures.
No. Thanks. That's not the life for me, hoo boy. (Gah, I have GOT to get out of this chair! Or have someone bring me tea so I can finish this damn thing...)
[ETA] and the chick writing this isn't the sharpest tool in the shed, but nonetheless! Interesting read.
- Spock is::
jaw-dropped
'Oos dis bint, then?
stoney321- Laura Stone
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feel better, baybee!
(and check the icon... Rubens and DB, together at last. Tsk, tsk, tsk. Who shall I crucify next? Connor....?)
And hahahaha! I LOVE HEF MANSION FIC. *cough* maybe because I wrote VK/JM mansion fic, hee!
This story is like Mary Sue crackfic. MY GOD.
*mourns lack of "I want to do this man" icon*
Ungh. I love your icon. Mmmm.
My friend
UNGH, his BODY.
Uhm, TMI?
Hellooooooooo, sexy man.
(for reals, I hope someone brings you tea (that's the only reason to have kids, right? So you can boss 'em around?) and that you get better lickety-split)
*hugs*
I do have a tea pot brewing, and I sent the kids to the neighbors' houses to play so I can
keep reading this crackrest and feel better. :)*sprays self down with Lysol then gives hugs* :D
Ho God, where do you find those things? I was utterly mesmerized for like a 100 pages. (I skipped ahead and started at 105). Hugh Hefner is a total enigma to me. I can not wrap my mind around a man of his age acting like he's in his 20s. I've read the Playboy articles and they are good, which hints at some intelligence and maturity. Granted, he's not writing the articles now, but I presume they follow in the vein of what he used to do. He must feel the emptiness and crapitude of that lifestyle so I just don't get it.
And that girl. Yeah. Not the sharpest hoe in the row.
Finally, here's a little quid pro quo on the entertainment. Figured it not only matched the Playboy thing, but also has the added inducement of being related to your interest in gardening. Enjoy and hope you feel better soon.
And seriously, Hefner just grosses me out. I like that the chick writing it mentioned Samantha on Sex in the CIty and HER old man, because that's all I kept thinking of.
What a WEIRD LIFESTYLE. Ew ew ew.
O_O
Feel better soon doll face.
And thank you! (I did see your post about moving back, and then maybe moving again, SHEEEEESH. I send you energy and patience, zomg!! *hugs*)
(How goes the move, btw?)
I remember you'd mentioned he had flown either there or back recently, so... Yikes. Big international move coming up with toddler in tow? I don't envy you that, but I do envy the DELICIOUS FOOD and weather you're about to experience!