THIS IS. An insider's scoop on Hefner's Mansion and that whole "Hef's Girl Friend" lifestyle. Um... go ahead and skip to 105 if you're just interested in the harem stuff. FILLED with pictures.
No. Thanks. That's not the life for me, hoo boy. (Gah, I have GOT to get out of this chair! Or have someone bring me tea so I can finish this damn thing...)
[ETA] and the chick writing this isn't the sharpest tool in the shed, but nonetheless! Interesting read.