so drunk. I am so drunk. Okay, just a bit.
I had to backspace over almost every word, so I'd say I'm pretty sauced. I busted my ass all day in the garden making new beds, rearranging things, moving large flagstones (like MASSIVE stones) and I am now drinking caparenas? caparenyas? I don't fucking know, but they are Brazillian mojitos basically and tjhey have mint from my garden and I freaking love my garden.
I LOVE IT. It makes me happy, and when people comment with 'oh your so boring when you talk about gardening, where's the bad!fic?' I want to shake them because what? SCROLL BITCHES. But they're not bitches, they just have opinions.
This drink is soooo good, and Mr. S is almost done with his shower and I love him almost as much as my garden, hahaha. I've been bad on LJ - not commenting and stuff, but I've been reading. I have some really good friends out here, you know? There are some folks that I'm just amazed to be friends with because of how much I love them - Jess, Lee, Dovil... That's just for starters. Crap, people will be upset for not being mentioned. but I love Laura and Sophie and many many more and I hope all of your SAturdays are well, for mine is near perfection.
Also, I met a neighbor that will drink with me, ha ha! And her children don't know who Jesus is either, and that is no small feat in my neighborhood. Um, not that Jesus is bad, or something, because I quite liked the man. Just - we aren't church people.
holy fuck, i don't think i'm making sense. I have a dirty movie to watch and a man to hug upon. Love to you all. Seriously! LOVE!!! *hugs everyone who needs it, and those who don't, I hug them twice!!!*
I had to backspace over almost every word, so I'd say I'm pretty sauced. I busted my ass all day in the garden making new beds, rearranging things, moving large flagstones (like MASSIVE stones) and I am now drinking caparenas? caparenyas? I don't fucking know, but they are Brazillian mojitos basically and tjhey have mint from my garden and I freaking love my garden.
I LOVE IT. It makes me happy, and when people comment with 'oh your so boring when you talk about gardening, where's the bad!fic?' I want to shake them because what? SCROLL BITCHES. But they're not bitches, they just have opinions.
This drink is soooo good, and Mr. S is almost done with his shower and I love him almost as much as my garden, hahaha. I've been bad on LJ - not commenting and stuff, but I've been reading. I have some really good friends out here, you know? There are some folks that I'm just amazed to be friends with because of how much I love them - Jess, Lee, Dovil... That's just for starters. Crap, people will be upset for not being mentioned. but I love Laura and Sophie and many many more and I hope all of your SAturdays are well, for mine is near perfection.
Also, I met a neighbor that will drink with me, ha ha! And her children don't know who Jesus is either, and that is no small feat in my neighborhood. Um, not that Jesus is bad, or something, because I quite liked the man. Just - we aren't church people.
holy fuck, i don't think i'm making sense. I have a dirty movie to watch and a man to hug upon. Love to you all. Seriously! LOVE!!! *hugs everyone who needs it, and those who don't, I hug them twice!!!*
- Spock is::
drunk
'Oos dis bint, then?
stoney321- Laura Stone
- Hey, Don't Judge Me
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I have mint in my patio garden; and rosemary, and thyme.
I'm planting a vegetable garden this year for the first time in years. I'm so excited!
You're a lucky woman.
MINT. I have mint in my drinks. Mmmm. once you plant mint, you always have it! VEGGIES = AWESOME.
Whoa - going out of the chair now.
I luff you, too. (I'm going with the assumption that I'm the Lee you named. If not, WHO IS THIS OTHER LEE AND WHY IS SHE BETTER LIKED THAN ME?!? I WILL CUT HER.)
Huh, you'd think I'm drunk but nope.
In five weeks we'll be able to be drunk together. WATCH OUT, TEXAS.
dun kut no one. <3<3<3
If I lived near you I'd drink with you anytime. But it's a 13 hour drive from my home to yours.
come drink with me! do you kmpow how excited i am for october?! <3 you.
Also: WE'RE ON A BRIDGE, CHARLIE!!!!!
*adds a squillion points to your tally, what?!*
AWESOME.
:)
You realize that's the Southern Woman's Mating Call, right? Except it's usually more like, "I'm so druuuuunk!"
i'm also laughing a whole lot
Also, you are love.
i am SO WASTED, Andrea. holy shit. it's been a long time, wow.
also: ha!
*hugs!* Yay cheerful drunk post! I like hearing about your garden, I was just joking up there. I can't make things grow but it's good to know there are people who can. YAAAAAAAAAAY heathen neighbor!
I'm glad your Saturday was good. ♥♥♥♥♥
LAURA. You are awesome.
*slupry neck glomp*
Now if my daffs would only be a little farther along...
DrunkenStoney = LUV
XD
Plus, on a relevant note...was talking to my girls (13 and 15) last year about Easter, you know...the real Easter...when I looked at their blank faces and said, "You girls don't know who Jesus is do you?"
They both shrugged.
O.o
I had that "I am so going to Hell for not teaching my kids about Christ" moment. Fallback from my evangelical days! So I summarized the Life/Death/Resurrection story in a neat little CliffsNotes format, and explained that they could decide for themselves what to believe...I've done my part!
*phew...that was close*
;)