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so drunk. I am so drunk. Okay, just a bit.

I had to backspace over almost every word, so I'd say I'm pretty sauced. I busted my ass all day in the garden making new beds, rearranging things, moving large flagstones (like MASSIVE stones) and I am now drinking caparenas? caparenyas? I don't fucking know, but they are Brazillian mojitos basically and tjhey have mint from my garden and I freaking love my garden.

I LOVE IT. It makes me happy, and when people comment with 'oh your so boring when you talk about gardening, where's the bad!fic?' I want to shake them because what? SCROLL BITCHES. But they're not bitches, they just have opinions.

This drink is soooo good, and Mr. S is almost done with his shower and I love him almost as much as my garden, hahaha. I've been bad on LJ - not commenting and stuff, but I've been reading. I have some really good friends out here, you know? There are some folks that I'm just amazed to be friends with because of how much I love them - Jess, Lee, Dovil... That's just for starters. Crap, people will be upset for not being mentioned. but I love Laura and Sophie and many many more and I hope all of your SAturdays are well, for mine is near perfection.

Also, I met a neighbor that will drink with me, ha ha! And her children don't know who Jesus is either, and that is no small feat in my neighborhood. Um, not that Jesus is bad, or something, because I quite liked the man. Just - we aren't church people.

holy fuck, i don't think i'm making sense. I have a dirty movie to watch and a man to hug upon. Love to you all. Seriously! LOVE!!! *hugs everyone who needs it, and those who don't, I hug them twice!!!*

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midnightsjane
Mar. 25th, 2007 02:18 am (UTC)
Gardens are rarely boring...and your talk of gardening is never boring!
I have mint in my patio garden; and rosemary, and thyme.
I'm planting a vegetable garden this year for the first time in years. I'm so excited!
You're a lucky woman.
stoney321
Mar. 25th, 2007 05:23 am (UTC)
I am LISTING in my chair. Like, I should not be sitting in it. I should be in bed.

MINT. I have mint in my drinks. Mmmm. once you plant mint, you always have it! VEGGIES = AWESOME.

Whoa - going out of the chair now.
southernbangel
Mar. 25th, 2007 02:20 am (UTC)
HAHAHAHA, DRUNK GIRL MAKES ME LAUGH.

I luff you, too. (I'm going with the assumption that I'm the Lee you named. If not, WHO IS THIS OTHER LEE AND WHY IS SHE BETTER LIKED THAN ME?!? I WILL CUT HER.)

Huh, you'd think I'm drunk but nope.

In five weeks we'll be able to be drunk together. WATCH OUT, TEXAS.
stoney321
Mar. 25th, 2007 05:16 am (UTC)
lee come see me right now, oaky? LEE IT IS YOU.

dun kut no one. <3<3<3
moosesal
Mar. 25th, 2007 02:32 am (UTC)
LOL. I love you, babe. Even if you didn't mention me. *cough*bitch*cough*

If I lived near you I'd drink with you anytime. But it's a 13 hour drive from my home to yours.
stoney321
Mar. 25th, 2007 05:15 am (UTC)
WHAT?! how how did I miss SALLY. Probably because I think of you all the time, so i assumed i mentioned it.

come drink with me! do you kmpow how excited i am for october?! <3 you.
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spuffyduds
Mar. 25th, 2007 02:38 am (UTC)
You are drinking capybaras. Stop it, they're endangered.

Also: WE'RE ON A BRIDGE, CHARLIE!!!!!
stoney321
Mar. 25th, 2007 05:17 am (UTC)
IT IS A BRIDGE OF JOY AND WONDERMENT AND JOYNESSS!!

*adds a squillion points to your tally, what?!*

AWESOME.
going_not_gone
Mar. 25th, 2007 02:40 am (UTC)
You sound like you're in your drunken happy place. I wish I was there too. Or in my own happy drunken place...clearly I'm not in yours since you didn't mention me (POUT!) but that's okay. Really. Enjoy your booze-soaked Saturday night, sweetie.

:)
stoney321
Mar. 25th, 2007 05:18 am (UTC)
i am soooo in my place of joyness. mmmmmm. i couldn't name everyone! i can barely name my SELF let alone people. dude this shit from Brazil is ridiculous. like, white lightening strong.
harmonyfb
Mar. 25th, 2007 02:58 am (UTC)
I am so drunk.

You realize that's the Southern Woman's Mating Call, right? Except it's usually more like, "I'm so druuuuunk!"
stoney321
Mar. 25th, 2007 05:19 am (UTC)
i thought that was the blonde girl's mating call? i can not get the typing right.

i'm also laughing a whole lot
ladycat777
Mar. 25th, 2007 03:24 am (UTC)
Gardens are *never* boring. No, really -- I have the blackest thumb of Blackdonia and they are never boring.

Also, you are love.
stoney321
Mar. 25th, 2007 05:20 am (UTC)
dude, how can gardens be lame when you can SIT IN IT? and hear birds and a breeze and smell the goodness... i dun get peoples.

i am SO WASTED, Andrea. holy shit. it's been a long time, wow.
lynnenne
Mar. 25th, 2007 03:29 am (UTC)
*hugs you a squillion times over*
stoney321
Mar. 25th, 2007 05:20 am (UTC)
LYNNE I LOVE YOU. like, crazy admiration wanna hug you RIGHT NOw love.
leila82
Mar. 25th, 2007 03:33 am (UTC)
HEEEEEE!!! Drunk post!!! *glee!*
stoney321
Mar. 25th, 2007 05:21 am (UTC)
omg SYLAR, yikes!

also: ha!
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floweringjudas
Mar. 25th, 2007 03:44 am (UTC)
O HAY WHERE'S THE BAD!FIC.

*hugs!* Yay cheerful drunk post! I like hearing about your garden, I was just joking up there. I can't make things grow but it's good to know there are people who can. YAAAAAAAAAAY heathen neighbor!

I'm glad your Saturday was good. ♥♥♥♥♥
stoney321
Mar. 25th, 2007 05:22 am (UTC)
joking huh? no no no i had people in mind - they've mentioned how lame and old ladyish I am for being all "ooh, roses! holes to be dug ftw!" heeeeeee.

LAURA. You are awesome.
poshcat
Mar. 25th, 2007 03:50 am (UTC)
I AM ALSO DRUNK! We are totally kindred spirits, even if I didn't make the List of Specific Love. Hee! ::laughs way too loudly::
stoney321
Mar. 25th, 2007 05:14 am (UTC)
Ahahaha, POSHY I LOVE YOU. Even though I failed to mention you. I HEART YOU, you goodlooking elfin CUTENESS.

*slupry neck glomp*
lettered
Mar. 25th, 2007 07:03 am (UTC)
I've had that Brazilian drink too. It was after 3 margaritas and a red bull with vodka though so fuck me if I remember what it's called.
maevebran
Mar. 25th, 2007 09:40 am (UTC)
*giigles* *hugs*
petzipellepingo
Mar. 25th, 2007 10:42 am (UTC)
Gardening talk is never boring and pretty gardening pics are even better.
Now if my daffs would only be a little farther along...
_tayler
Mar. 25th, 2007 12:06 pm (UTC)
*giggles*
DrunkenStoney = LUV
XD

Plus, on a relevant note...was talking to my girls (13 and 15) last year about Easter, you know...the real Easter...when I looked at their blank faces and said, "You girls don't know who Jesus is do you?"

They both shrugged.

O.o

I had that "I am so going to Hell for not teaching my kids about Christ" moment. Fallback from my evangelical days! So I summarized the Life/Death/Resurrection story in a neat little CliffsNotes format, and explained that they could decide for themselves what to believe...I've done my part!
*phew...that was close*
;)
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