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SO. *clasp hands* Where's the Johnny Depp/River Phoenix slash? Because it's practically canon. ALSO: River Phoenix/Michael Stipe IS canon, I've learned. !! Any ideas? Any links? ilu, if you have some.

omg I have so much to do and yet I've been reading old magazines for info on late 80s stars and thinking of ways to make an entire universe of sleaze and rock and sex with Johnny Depp, Winona, River, Ed Furlong, The Coreys, Scott Baio, Samantha Morton, Keifer Sutherland, Jason Patric, Charlie Sheen etc. WHAT THE HELL, ME? I don't have TIME for this. *does anyway*

Finally, and this is coming from someone who wrote Anna Nicole Smith and her SON, this Coreys fic for the Kinkathon I'm writing is like... the sleaziest thing I've ever written. Remind me to never sign up for any ficathons ever again. All I want is to sleep and I can't!! *cries* I'm waiting for the laptop to be free so I can rip a bunch of images and upload here. Yes, they're Haim's. And yes, he has a GLORIOUS ass. (Let's not think of him now with his teeth on eBay, okay? Or how he agreed to have sex with a fan so he could EAT. Oh, Corey.)

Note to moosesal: can you still beta this weekend-Monday, and do you want a copy of "Dream a Little Dream?" Ahahaha. But seriously?



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May. 11th, 2007 10:16 pm (UTC)
OMG. I would love a copy of "Dream a Little Dream" for lo I am pathetic like that.

Yes, I can still beta. Send it when you've got it done. I'll try to turn it around ASAP. I'm in and out some this weekend -- we're going to try and ride the motorcycles and we're taking Buddy to the lake, etc. But I'll be around.
May. 11th, 2007 10:21 pm (UTC)

(I knew you'd want it, hee! Also, I'm almost done dl'ding "License to Drive" if you want to build your Corey's archive. hahaha.)

And yay! It's not due until Tuesday, so if that's enough time for you, then AWESOME. have a good weekend with Buddy and Chris!!

(And did you see the drugged out Haim pic I linked up there? OH COREY. *goes back in time and saves him*
May. 11th, 2007 10:32 pm (UTC)
Yes, I saw the pic. And I watched the interview you linked to the other day of the two Coreys. Feldman looks better right now (healthier, saner, etc.), but I was way more a Haim lover as a girl.
May. 11th, 2007 10:35 pm (UTC)
Oh, I'm all for Haim. Feldman was always gross to me. He's better now, but he's 5'4"!! I cannot be taller than anyone I fangirl, thx. :D (Also, he is a TERRIBLE actor. He was good in Stand By Me. And... Oh, Goonies.)

(Oooh, would you want a rip of "Blown Away?" Haim and Nicole Eggert are naked for almost the WHOLE THING. It's terrible, but funny in it's awfulness. And it will confuse you with the hotness of Haim. Or was that me that was confused by it? Ahaha.)
May. 11th, 2007 11:00 pm (UTC)
I would love a rip of "Blown Away". I think I've seen most everything else they've done (worth seeing).
May. 11th, 2007 10:51 pm (UTC)
johnny/river??? I love how your mind works! hope you get links....

hi hi stoney!!
May. 12th, 2007 12:20 am (UTC)
I hope I get some, too! All that late 80s emo pretty and good bone structure!! *passes out*

Hi darling! I just saw the pics on your children and MUST COMMENT. *loves*
May. 11th, 2007 10:57 pm (UTC)
River Phoenix/Michael Stipe is canon? HOW did I miss this? Tell, tell!!
May. 12th, 2007 12:28 am (UTC)
Okay. So. You know that Michael is gay, yes. And he and River were very... close. And River basically talked about at many interviews that sexuality was all about connecting, etc., code words: GHEY. Also, please to be seeing "My Own Private Idaho" which reminds me, where is the Keanu/River sex?!

And when he died, Michael was DEVASTATED. Like, more than just a friend dying. (Hello, Johnny was sad, but he didn't shave his head and pen many songs) He called it the "most shattering experience of my life."

Please to be reading the lyrics to "You" dedicated to him, HELLO.

And now I want Stand By Me fanfic. WHAT IS GOING ON WITH ME, LYNNE.
May. 12th, 2007 12:47 am (UTC)
Whoa! I did not know that song was dedicated to River Phoenix. I knew Michael was gay, and I suspected River was, but I didn't know about their relationship. Poor Michael. That song is just a sad, heartbroken love letter.

Now I want Johnny/River RPS, too. Heee.
May. 12th, 2007 01:08 am (UTC)
Johnny Depp/River Phoenix slash was my first thought after seeing That Thing Called Love. In which Johnny doesn't even appear, but fictional long haired guitar player/non-fictional long haired guitar player is my new OTP.

From Stipe's You that you linked:
Did I dream you were a tourist
in the Arizona sun?

Is about River cheating on Michael with Johnny. Arizona sun, Arizona Dream, same difference, right?
May. 12th, 2007 01:42 am (UTC)
Hahaha, I LOVE HOW YOU THINK. Now. I ask you to write (from Vanessa's POV) some Depp/Phoenix fic, kthx. :D
May. 12th, 2007 08:10 pm (UTC)





May. 12th, 2007 09:38 pm (UTC)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA don't even ACT like you won't read it. (Especially if I have Simon LeBon make a brief appearnce. Heee!)

*spins in chair with ABANDON*
May. 14th, 2007 09:22 pm (UTC)
OMG. Dream a Little Dream? Please tell me this is Corey/Corey slash?
May. 14th, 2007 09:25 pm (UTC)
*happy sigh* Yet another reason to love you. YES! Two Coreys Slashfic! I should be posting it in a few hours... :D
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