SO. *clasp hands* Where's the Johnny Depp/River Phoenix slash? Because it's practically canon. ALSO: River Phoenix/Michael Stipe IS canon, I've learned. !! Any ideas? Any links? ilu, if you have some.
omg I have so much to do and yet I've been reading old magazines for info on late 80s stars and thinking of ways to make an entire universe of sleaze and rock and sex with Johnny Depp, Winona, River, Ed Furlong, The Coreys, Scott Baio, Samantha Morton, Keifer Sutherland, Jason Patric, Charlie Sheen etc. WHAT THE HELL, ME? I don't have TIME for this. *does anyway*
Finally, and this is coming from someone who wrote Anna Nicole Smith and her SON, this Coreys fic for the Kinkathon I'm writing is like... the sleaziest thing I've ever written. Remind me to never sign up for any ficathons ever again. All I want is to sleep and I can't!! *cries* I'm waiting for the laptop to be free so I can rip a bunch of images and upload here. Yes, they're Haim's. And yes, he has a GLORIOUS ass. (Let's not think of him now with his teeth on eBay, okay? Or how he agreed to have sex with a fan so he could EAT. Oh, Corey.)
Note to
moosesal: can you still beta this weekend-Monday, and do you want a copy of "Dream a Little Dream?" Ahahaha. But seriously?
omg I have so much to do and yet I've been reading old magazines for info on late 80s stars and thinking of ways to make an entire universe of sleaze and rock and sex with Johnny Depp, Winona, River, Ed Furlong, The Coreys, Scott Baio, Samantha Morton, Keifer Sutherland, Jason Patric, Charlie Sheen etc. WHAT THE HELL, ME? I don't have TIME for this. *does anyway*
Finally, and this is coming from someone who wrote Anna Nicole Smith and her SON, this Coreys fic for the Kinkathon I'm writing is like... the sleaziest thing I've ever written. Remind me to never sign up for any ficathons ever again. All I want is to sleep and I can't!! *cries* I'm waiting for the laptop to be free so I can rip a bunch of images and upload here. Yes, they're Haim's. And yes, he has a GLORIOUS ass. (Let's not think of him now with his teeth on eBay, okay? Or how he agreed to have sex with a fan so he could EAT. Oh, Corey.)
Note to
moosesal: can you still beta this weekend-Monday, and do you want a copy of "Dream a Little Dream?" Ahahaha. But seriously?- Spock is::
sleepy
'Oos dis bint, then?
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Yes, I can still beta. Send it when you've got it done. I'll try to turn it around ASAP. I'm in and out some this weekend -- we're going to try and ride the motorcycles and we're taking Buddy to the lake, etc. But I'll be around.
(I knew you'd want it, hee! Also, I'm almost done dl'ding "License to Drive" if you want to build your Corey's archive. hahaha.)
And yay! It's not due until Tuesday, so if that's enough time for you, then AWESOME. have a good weekend with Buddy and Chris!!
(And did you see the drugged out Haim pic I linked up there? OH COREY. *goes back in time and saves him*
(Oooh, would you want a rip of "Blown Away?" Haim and Nicole Eggert are naked for almost the WHOLE THING. It's terrible, but funny in it's awfulness. And it will confuse you with the hotness of Haim. Or was that me that was confused by it? Ahaha.)
hi hi stoney!!
Hi darling! I just saw the pics on your children and MUST COMMENT. *loves*
And when he died, Michael was DEVASTATED. Like, more than just a friend dying. (Hello, Johnny was sad, but he didn't shave his head and pen many songs) He called it the "most shattering experience of my life."
Please to be reading the lyrics to "You" dedicated to him, HELLO.
And now I want Stand By Me fanfic. WHAT IS GOING ON WITH ME, LYNNE.
Now I want Johnny/River RPS, too. Heee.
From Stipe's You that you linked:
Did I dream you were a tourist
in the Arizona sun?
Is about River cheating on Michael with Johnny. Arizona sun, Arizona Dream, same difference, right?
Heheheheh.
HEHEHEHEHEHEH.
DUELING SLASH COREY FIC?
HAHAHAHAAAA!!
::points::
*spins in chair with ABANDON*