happyInstead, I'll test your knowledge of Star Wars in a MIND-BENDINGLY DIFFICULT POLL.
The original release featured all but WHICH CHARACTER:
Lando Calrissian
1(3.8%)
Jabba the Hut
0(0.0%)
Jar Jar Binks
14(53.8%)
Trick question because they all existed at the time IV takes place and I can't expound on this because my mother is calling.
9(34.6%)
Connection IV is
a type of hyperdrive that Han and Chewie prefer to power the Millenium Falcon
1(3.8%)
a remote hyper-space port where Imperial Starships can refuel
3(11.5%)
the biggest convention ever for Star Wars fans
19(73.1%)
somewhere I hope to lose my virginity if my mom let's me go. I'm 38.
1(3.8%)
I have dressed up as the following:
Leia, with hair buns
13(59.1%)
Leia, with gold bikini - the buns were SOOOO IV
0(0.0%)
Luke, with a white karate outfit serving as my pre-Jedi garb
3(13.6%)
Darth Maul, and I researched every black spot to get it just right
0(0.0%)
Emperor Palpatine, and my mom sewed my costume. I'm 38.
5(22.7%)
I have said on occasion:
Do not open the Hammerhead box - IT'S MINT!
0(0.0%)
*waves hand* These aren't the droids you're looking for.
6(23.1%)
*sarcastically* You're braver than you look.
3(11.5%)
HAN SHOT FIRST.
3(11.5%)
It made the Kessel Run in .12 parsecs.
0(0.0%)
Things you intrinsically know:
.12 parsecs = 3.7028163 × 1015 meters
0(0.0%)
Lord Vader can crush a throat (force choke) in under 20 seconds
11(44.0%)
As a result, the Millenium Falcon could outrun a force choke - given that the hyperdrive is engaged - with enough time to regain oxygen
0(0.0%)
You mom gets mad when you don't tell her ahead of time that your Jedi Knights aree coming over to eat her meatloaf
2(8.0%)
there is a partially nude woman plastered to the floor behind the co-pilots chair in the Falcon, and the new BluRay technology allows you to see it full-screen
1(4.0%)
You own:
a pet snake
1(11.1%)
a pet tarantula
1(11.1%)
your own basement apartment in your parent's house
4(44.4%)
a Gremlin - you've nicknamed it the "Corellian Corvette"
3(33.3%)
You have:
hit first base
1(5.6%)
hit second base
3(16.7%)
almost bumped into some chick dressed like Figrin D'an at a Con and TOTALLY touched her grvlack. *nerd hand gesture of SCORE*
4(22.2%)
have only slow danced with your Aunt Mildred and felt funny in your pants
0(0.0%)
a sad life in your parent's basement. You're 38.
4(22.2%)
Okay, okay, enough kidding aside (because come on: I totally am pulling these facts out of my dork collective):
Star Wars is the greatest space opera ever.
0(0.0%)
It would have been better if Luke and Leia actually got together then dealt with them being related.
1(4.0%)
Really? No underwear in space?
1(4.0%)
HAN SHOT FIRST.
1(4.0%)
You totally played dress up and with your action figures and ran around your backyard with your best friend making "pchoo! pchoo!" laser noises.
0(0.0%)
Had Star Wars sheets, the toys, lunch box, jelly glasses from Burger King... Best childhood toys ever.
1(4.0%)
Will totally watch a marathon this weekend.
0(0.0%)
Have every release made, and love the original the best.
1(4.0%)
(Um, everyone should know what a complete and utter geek I am for these movies, right? Okay, then.) And it should read: .12 Parsecs = 3.7028163 × 1015 meters, but the polls won't let me format, BAH. *Hulk Smash because MATH MATTERS* Also note: that is based on the size of Planet Earth, not Tattoine or Alderan or whatever planet it is that lies close to the Black Hole near the Kessel Run - like if the planet is larger, the length would be shorter. So let's not get into arguments about navigation through black holes. AHAHAHAHAHAHA. Nerd alert! *pushes glasses up nose*
I'm heading out of town for a family vacation this Sunday - have an excellent weekend and next week, everyone! MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU. Heeeeeee!
