Like "Kyle's Mom is a Bitch" in D Minor. And Uncle Fcuka. "You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn, you just fcuk your uncle all day long." (misspelled on purpose.) Words cannot express my love for Matt and Trey. Or for my OTP (and really, it's about to eclipse my Ewan/Hayden love FOR REALS): Will Ferrell and Sacha Baron Cohen. Here's their first kiss, but here's their better kiss from last night. Ahahaha! "You bitch! *slap* then *kisses it all better*
I don't need you to understand my love of Will and his beautiful, soft curls (and grey! Mmmmm, I love me some salt-n-pepper) just know that it exists. And Sacha is freaking sexy, period. Mmmm. GOOD MORNING, WORLD. THANK YOU.
I'm off to get in a gooooood long walk before the heat sets in, then I have ideas for writing! Fanfic! This is very exciting because I've not had ideas for a very long time, and the Lynnevitational is going to be here sooner than later. If you need something ELSE to laugh at, here's a Sexual Harrassment (worksafe - I mean, it was MADE for the work place. Having watched the whole thing, it's an obvious parody. Some naughty words, but you can fake it if you're caught. Haha.) video that made me laugh and laugh. OMG, DRAMA. It made me think of The Office, which I've been mainlining for two days, now. Bonus: dreaming of Jim Halpert, who seriously is the cutest thing ever. Like we didn't all know this already.
And in conclusion on this Monday, Happy birthday to
_tayler! Off to walk then read my to_be_read folder with all the great fics you've been posting!
I don't need you to understand my love of Will and his beautiful, soft curls (and grey! Mmmmm, I love me some salt-n-pepper) just know that it exists. And Sacha is freaking sexy, period. Mmmm. GOOD MORNING, WORLD. THANK YOU.
I'm off to get in a gooooood long walk before the heat sets in, then I have ideas for writing! Fanfic! This is very exciting because I've not had ideas for a very long time, and the Lynnevitational is going to be here sooner than later. If you need something ELSE to laugh at, here's a Sexual Harrassment (
And in conclusion on this Monday, Happy birthday to
_tayler! Off to walk then read my to_be_read folder with all the great fics you've been posting!- Spock is::
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*wipes tears from eyes*
I honestly can't remember the last time I laughed so hard. Thank you - I never knew what was missing from my life, but now I've found it! :D
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Here's a great clip. I want to climb him like a tree.
(You should totally use your "I am a Sexy Bitch" icon. )
Sasha is HOT.
Seriously: tall, funny, nice, smart? WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE? (Either of them!)
BWAHAHHAHA!! The uncomfortable looks on faces were so hysterical!! And the "fat cock" scene was priceless.
You should totally read this
It's Stargate Atlantis, but I read some of it to my mother, who had never seen the show, and she liked it. It's crack, but deep and meaningful crack. With angst. And kitty cats.
Stoney, you're doing a great job on LJ, but don't you think you should dress sexier when posting? I mean, we're talking about your journal here *rubs your shoulders creepily*
Really with Sasha? Have you not seen his perfectly sculpted body on the Ali G intro?? When I first saw that character (and didn't realize right away that it WAS a character) I felt shame because I have a thing for dumb, tall, hot guys with street smarts (but just barely). See: my first husband.
*cries* Are you going to fire me? *sinks to knees in front of you*
You rock. Thanks for posting.
Mae
I have a deep weakness for funny, smart, tall men. Throw Jew, British and nice and I'm utterly helpless. :D
(But still - I've been staring at a piece of paper for months, then hurray, ideas started pouring in last night!)
<3
Ooooh, annuals! Do you remember what type? And it's SO SMART to plant things right ahead of a rain. Gets them nice and established. (And there's trace minerals in the rainwater that are beneficial, too!)
<3 <3 <3
I LOVE HEEM. Especially when he's afraid of the world finding out about his love for Sasha, because THEY LIKE IT. (I loved an older interview from Talladega Nights where Sasha said Will came by his hotel room all the time to practice the kiss. AHAHAHAHA.)
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOX
That Sexual Harassment video was hilarious! I think I may have seen it or at least heard it quoted before, because that "smells like fresh vagina in here" line was way too familiar, and I'm hoping that's not something I would have heard in any other context...
Heeeeeee, I hope not from CHURCH. That would make sacrament service a might uncomfortable...
*fans*
Thank-you so much for the birthday wishes Hon!!
*squeezes*
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! May your cake be delicious but calorie free, and may the wrapping paper be as lovely as the gift inside!! XOXOX