Now, a most important question about YOU and YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER.
I ask my significant other to indicate time they will be home that evening.
Askin the above information is:
I speak to my S.O. ____ times a day
On a scale of 1-10 (1 low, 10 high) that last option was how offensive?
IF YOU GUESSED THAT I ASK MY HUSBAND WHEN HE'S COMING HOME EVERY NIGHT, YOU WOULD BE CORRECT. also, it is irritating him, and I'm setting out to show I'm not the only wife that wants to know when her S.O. is coming home. (this is what happens when your normally traveling husband takes a project at home.)
*calls husband to find out when he's coming home, ahahahahahaha*
Edit: Um... I am not a hermaphrodite. That should read that Mein Mann should be glad that "SHE" loves him. Ahem. :D