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So, a part of this whole "feeling like me again" joy is that I'm able (and wanting!) to write fun stuff. YAY! I abandoned a fic (5 Times Will Ferrell and Sacha Baron Cohen Kissed) that I picked back up this morning. And to recharge my inspiration, I looked at some pictures of them. And again, let me stress: I would be the meat in this sandwich. I don't care. Funny tall men = .

First, let's start with the obvious. Here's some hot Hebrew coming at you.

Good lord. We have British. We have dark hair. We have intellectual. We have funny and tall, and those are two great tastes that are rarely together. Ungh.

Even when he's in character (Da Ali G facial hair) he's freaking smokin'.

Ahahaha. Is nice! (But look at that bubble butt! Mmmm. I like boys.)

The man is confident with his sexuality.

Seriously: men in well tailored suits and curly hair like this? I think that's my krypotonite.

And for my fake!boyfriend, I give you hot Will.

I like you Will. I like your loooooong legs. I like that you run triathlons and gain weight for your movies and don't care about your pudding belly. That's just more man comin' at me, and I'm okay with that. Hahahaha.

Mmm, sporty.

Ahahahahahahaha! We call these "conscious photos" in my family. Heee!

I'm not gonna lie to you: chicks dig Will. (No, seriously. Drew Barrymore had a huge crush on him after they worked together, ditto Molly Shannon - I think they had a fling during SNL - and Emma Thompson gushed about how sweet and sexy he is. Ditto Leslie Bibb.)

Is it because he's so suave? Or because he wears GORGEOUS suits?

Sexual tension.


Please notice where Sacha's hand is.

And a random Sean Connery pic for you (because thinking of Will makes me think of a_list_celebs. :(((

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to sing Will's version of "Love on the Rocks" by Neil Diamond and write some smut. :D


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Jul. 18th, 2007 03:22 pm (UTC)
What's even better at Mr. Cohen? He's orthodox. They are required to be (in effect) damned good. Yum.
Jul. 18th, 2007 03:30 pm (UTC)
And he's not religious! He just follows/observe the orthodox rules for his PARENTS. I mean, he's a Jewish mother's DREAM.

Also, he's freaking hot. ...I did mention that right? Heeee!
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Jul. 18th, 2007 03:36 pm (UTC)
I...I'm speechless. Mmmmm...boys.

And what the HELL is that picture of Connery all about?
Jul. 18th, 2007 03:38 pm (UTC)
I'm not gonna lie to you: I like men.

And isn't that picture HILARIOUS?? I have no idea. I think it was some learly 60s sci-fi movie? Like Barbarella? <-- I know that was late 60s, though...
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Jul. 18th, 2007 03:37 pm (UTC)

AGREED, zomg!
Jul. 18th, 2007 03:49 pm (UTC)
once upon a time, when I first came to work at one of the departments where I'm working, there was a basketball player who....

looked very much like Sacha Baron Cohen. Well, I never saw him without his clothes...

And you're right, there's something about men in NICE suits. He dressed for the NBA draft in a tux and OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, my.

However, Will Ferrell does nothing for me.

We all have our own tastes...

And even Sean Connery, sexiest man in the world, does NOT look sexy in that picture.
Jul. 18th, 2007 03:52 pm (UTC)
Sean's not supposed to look sexy, it's supposed to make you laugh (or say, what the hell?)

I'm pretty much a believer in the sexiness of Will. I'm all over that. This is a Will Love Zone!
Jul. 18th, 2007 03:53 pm (UTC)
Jul. 18th, 2007 03:55 pm (UTC)
Go back up and look at the other stuff!!!
Jul. 18th, 2007 03:53 pm (UTC)

*looks at Sean Connery again*
Okay, I might have to figure out what movie that is because it looks like Mad Max on crack.
Jul. 18th, 2007 03:54 pm (UTC)
AHHHHHHHHH!!!! I've been looking for those caps for two days!!!

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Jul. 18th, 2007 04:11 pm (UTC)
Oh yes, I likes me the men, too. Those pictures of Cohen in the suit are just ::bites knuckle::...and kissing Farrell...jeez, it's almost too much.

I asked my husband about the Connery picture (he's a movie buff) and he said it was something that begins with a Z. imdb gives up Zardoz which sounds just like that picture looks so that's a possibility. Connery cracks me up - he wanted so hard to branch out from Bond and he chose that to do it? Too funny!
Jul. 18th, 2007 04:13 pm (UTC)
Tell me how in the hell I posted here instead of as a reply up above? ::Shakes head.:: I must learn to lay off the crack-pipe before breakfast.
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Jul. 18th, 2007 04:12 pm (UTC)
The progression of hot to hotter to hilarious was delightful. Sean! I want a poster of that above my guest bed! The hair, the boots, the...diaper? Hahahahaha!
Jul. 18th, 2007 04:14 pm (UTC)
The red diaper! And I like how the gun belts criss crossing his chest are let out to the last notch - like they're from a child's Lone Ranger costume, heee!
Jul. 18th, 2007 06:01 pm (UTC)
Connery 4 THA WIN.

I want to draw little hearts around this post and around you.
Jul. 18th, 2007 06:07 pm (UTC)
CONNERY. "I hate you, Alexsh." I need to find that post Ru did with Connery remembering all of hish old shchool palsh and giving them all Wodehouse-esque names, hahahahahaha.

*draws hearts around you TIMES A MILLION*
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Jul. 18th, 2007 06:21 pm (UTC)
The first picture. Geez. I... He's... 'Cause with the... *bites fist*

My mom and my friend were just talking about how hot Connery is/was/is. I kept making "bzuh?" faces at them. I never got the Sean Connery thing and now, I get it even less.
Jul. 18th, 2007 06:37 pm (UTC)
<-- also Sacha Baron Cohen
I KNOW, VINNIE! He is DELICIOUS. As for Connery... I just was born too late, imo. (Although this "> makes me re-think that statement, ahahaha. He's the one in the white trunks, btw.)
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Jul. 18th, 2007 06:57 pm (UTC)
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmm Connery.
Jul. 18th, 2007 07:33 pm (UTC)
HAHAHAHAHA. (Oh, ache in my heart for missing A List...)
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Jul. 18th, 2007 07:24 pm (UTC)

That award show kiss just went on and on and on and man! It's HOT!

Look at their legs all wrapped up together and yes! Sasha's hand on Will's nape.

I need to go alookin' on YouTube, obviously.
Jul. 18th, 2007 07:31 pm (UTC)
I actually uploaded the wrong pic - I have one where Sacha has dropped his award and is grabbing Will's ass. O_O I love them. Also, please notice how Will is straddling Sacha, thx.

And I'll save you a trip. HERE YOU GO. (the Talladega Nights kiss)
Jul. 18th, 2007 09:53 pm (UTC)
Ohmifuckingawd! Love the suits, and the kiss, but Mr. Bubblebutt is in desparate need of a full-body wax and I may never forgive you for what you've done to my long-term Connery crush! The diaper! The gun belt! My eyes are bleeding!

*runs to go find "Darby O'Gill and the Little People" to make it better*
Jul. 19th, 2007 01:52 am (UTC)
No no to the wax! Some of us like men to have body hair!!

What on earth made Connery wear a RED DIAPER!?!?
Jul. 19th, 2007 01:50 am (UTC)
I hope they paid Sean a *lot* of money to put that diaper on - ROTFLMAO!!!
Jul. 19th, 2007 01:51 am (UTC)
Isn't it hilarious???
Jul. 19th, 2007 02:07 am (UTC)
I am, impossibly, more in love with you than with Will Ferrell. Don't hate me for it.
Jul. 19th, 2007 02:11 am (UTC)
How could I? It would be difficult for him to choose between us. I only thank you for not making it so hard for me. :D

(And the Will/Sacha fic is DONE. Posting tomorrow, if you're interested. Rawr.)
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