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  • I have seen so many macros over the past few days that I'm talking in real life like them. Example, when I changed my shirt this morning I said to my husband: My boobs. Let me show you them.

  • I am baking this cake for my Emily (she's 6 today!) and for me (I'm 35 tomorrow!) with the exceptions: One layer of the cake mix will go in a 10 inch springform pan, the other in a 5 in. That way there can be a mom and baby bunny. D'AWWW. (For the record: lemon cake, lemon curd filling + frosting with coconut. Mmmm.)

  • My music: Let me share you them. Hector Lavoe: Timbalero (this is the salsa artist that J. Lo and Mark "Skeletor" Anthony's movie is about) and Prince: Black Sweat because it is just damn funky. I have his new album and I am grooving - dude, Wendy and Lisa are on it!! Uploads to follow.

  • I want to play in an RPG as Prince again, because that was the crackiest thing I ever did. Man, that poo was funny as aitch ee double hockey sticks. (I still love the CyberDyne manual Prince got for his robotic arm. I may be the only person, but that poo makes me laugh my buns off.)

  • Literally, these people are stupid. Figuratively, they make my hed asplode. Ahahaha.

  • exercising outdoors when there is a heat index of 108 is not smart. I am WIPED. OUT.

  • I do not want to put this last coat of paint on the cabinets because I am lazy and want to sleep all day. But I cannot. *drags feet* *cranks up music* Ahhh, that's better.

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sweetumms33
Aug. 7th, 2007 04:48 pm (UTC)
Awww cake is adorable. You have to take pictures of your completed version, the mommy and baby sounds so cute!

And thanks for yet another random page, I still read the Baby-sitters club blog you mentioned ages ago, and it makes me giggle like a mad woman.
captain_no_name
Aug. 7th, 2007 04:52 pm (UTC)
I will take pics! (Whoops, for got to sign out. This is Stoney, I was unlocking Prince entries. *g*)

...Babysitters club blog? I don't think that's me.
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southernbangel
Aug. 7th, 2007 04:53 pm (UTC)
Awwwww, I can't believe the Wee One is six years old! I think those cakes are cuter than they were yesterday! (Or maybe I'm just hungry for cake.)

Give Em a big ol' birthday hug and kiss from Ms. Lee!

(Pls send slice of cake to my mouth. Kthanx.)

stoney321
Aug. 7th, 2007 04:56 pm (UTC)
(if it turns out delicious I will make one for your visit in September, WHOOT.)

I will give her a hug and a kiss!! WE LOVE LEE. The kids were talking about you the other day, in fact. <3
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mireille719
Aug. 7th, 2007 05:06 pm (UTC)
Oh, wow! I have been looking for those cake instructions for years (mostly to show other people, because by now I can make it in my sleep)--that is the Easter cake tradition in my house (and has been since I was about 18 months old, apparently), to the point where we have it now when neither person living here celebrates Easter.
stoney321
Aug. 7th, 2007 05:09 pm (UTC)
We used to have it when I was a kid, too, and the only recipes I could find were the flat bunny faces, and those blow. I want the coconut grass and jelly bean eyes! :D

I'm making it slightly different today in that I'm not using jelly beans for eyes, I've baked sugar cookies and turned the scraps into eyes and a nose with colored icing. \o/
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cityphonelines
Aug. 7th, 2007 05:39 pm (UTC)
Awww! Bunnehs!

Six. Wow. Six. Time, she flies, no?

stoney321
Aug. 7th, 2007 05:44 pm (UTC)

Gosh, I know! She wasn't quite three when I started my LJ. O_O She's all growed up with a funny little personality all of her own, too. *squishes*
beanbeans
Aug. 7th, 2007 05:50 pm (UTC)
Happy Birthday to you and Emily! WOOTZ! That's the kewtest bunny cake evar. She's gonna love it! And lemon and coconut? *Homer Simpson drool noises*

Music for us? But it's your birthday! You should be getting tunage!
Thanks for sharing that song- that was fab. *dances*

Be careful out in that heat, missy. Or, alternately, get Buff!NannyGuy to hose you down.

Whut? :D
stoney321
Aug. 7th, 2007 05:53 pm (UTC)
Mmmmm, Male Nanny. (I saw him jog in front of my house not too long ago. Mmmmm.)

My birthday is tomorrow, so I don't mind giving things today. Tomorrow I'll be all with the gimmie hands. :D

(I am SEW excited about the cake!! Must. Not. Eat. Frosting.)
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crevette
Aug. 7th, 2007 06:21 pm (UTC)
OMG. I am so with you on the Macro usage.

I was sending an email to an adjusting company to get a report in and I LITERALLY TYPED: "I can haz report, plz?"

I caught myself right before hitting 'send', giggled, ::backspace backspace backspace::, and retyped, "Craig. This report is overdue. Please forward ASAP. Thanks."

stoney321
Aug. 7th, 2007 06:34 pm (UTC)
HA HA HA HA!!! That's awesome. We've been saying everything is SPAAAAARTAAAAA since my husband came home with the STOOPID 300 DVD.

"It's not water, it's BRIIIIIIITTTTTTAAAAAAA!!"

lolz. :D (And I say: lulls. *head desk*)
marenfic
Aug. 7th, 2007 06:44 pm (UTC)
I will literally cut my finger off, dip it in a jar of mayo, have Lee lick it off, and send it to you in the mail if you start a new Prince RP.

(I love that literally website. But not literally.)

Also, happy birfday to the baby!
stoney321
Aug. 7th, 2007 07:00 pm (UTC)
Ahahaha. Mmmm, I will literally eat that finger. Literally. (One of my most favorite jokes EVER was when I was RPing Will Ferrell, and Jack Davenport asked Will to hold his hand - the object was to get Jack out of the dating pool by being "claimed."

*the two enter a party*
Jack: Kaka (his nickname for Will) Hold my hand.
Will: Literally? Or figuratively?

Oh my GOD, I miss doing Prince. He's so crazy - and naturally, he would have a flying unicorn named Steve. Ahahahaha.

<3
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pernickety
Aug. 7th, 2007 07:44 pm (UTC)
If you start rp-ing Prince again I will literally flip my shit.

N'awwww... bunny cakes! Happy Birthday to Emily! And you! Bunny cakes!
stoney321
Aug. 7th, 2007 08:14 pm (UTC)
I hope you wrap the spatula in plastic wrap when you do flip your shit.

Bunny cakes!! I had to stick them in the fridge so the frosting would slide off - it's a million degrees here. Literally. *sizzles*

(And thank you!)
thepiratequeen
Aug. 7th, 2007 07:49 pm (UTC)
We must share some psychic link because I heard "When Doves Cry" on the radio this morning and I remembered the Dance Off between Prince and Colin and it made me laugh all over again.
stoney321
Aug. 7th, 2007 08:15 pm (UTC)
The dance off!!! Ahhh, the days of slapping crappy photoshopped images together to make people laugh... Good times, my friend. Good times.

(And seriously, Kat(i)e's new bob is SO CUTE. Tom is getting his wish of her becoming a WOMAN.)
darlas_mom
Aug. 7th, 2007 08:29 pm (UTC)
Aww! Happy birthday to you and Emily both!
stoney321
Aug. 7th, 2007 09:04 pm (UTC)
Thank you very much!
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stoney321
Aug. 7th, 2007 09:13 pm (UTC)
Isn't that page funny? That (and the use of "impact" when people mean "affect") is a huge pet peeve of mine. I love that about Evan! Nothing makes me happier than a smart child with a head full of knowledge.

Oh, and I have a card from you that I'm saving up for tomorrow, yay!! *hugs you to bits and pieces* The cake - I tasted a leeeeetle piece - is SO DELICIOUS. Mmmm.
illcoveryou_x
Aug. 7th, 2007 09:12 pm (UTC)
That is the best cake ever. I want one. Happy early birthday!
stoney321
Aug. 7th, 2007 09:31 pm (UTC)
(I snuck a taste - it's GOOOOOOD.) Thank you very much!
spuffyduds
Aug. 7th, 2007 09:22 pm (UTC)
Mmmmm. Thank you for the Sweat. Awesome.
stoney321
Aug. 7th, 2007 09:32 pm (UTC)
Is that not the funkiest, butt groovin' song?! *works it*
lettered
Aug. 7th, 2007 10:05 pm (UTC)
Where've you been reading all the macros?

YAY cake!
stoney321
Aug. 7th, 2007 10:14 pm (UTC)
I can Has Cheezburger and the lolpotters comm. :D

I can has cake!
a2zmom
Aug. 8th, 2007 12:34 am (UTC)
That cake is just too cute! Happy birthday, Emily!

When Aaron was two, I had my sister make him a Tigger cake. She thought she was going to come over and draw Tigger on a sheet cake with icing. But no, I had instructions on how to cut the cake up into 50 different pieces and then reassemble it into Tigger. She did it and it was fantastic but she swore if I tried that again, she would torture me to death. HA!

I am going to take my walk now. It is 8:30 at night and somewhat bearable.
stoney321
Aug. 8th, 2007 12:42 pm (UTC)
Oh, you are a tricksy woman! I bet that cake looked awesome. The bunny cake turned out v v cute (and tasted GOOOOD)

Oh, good for you on the walk! And I hear you on the waiting until it's not so freaking hot. (I'm very proud of you for sticking to your plan!)
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