"It's the moooooooost wonderful tiiiiiiiiiiiime of the yeeeeeeear!"
If you're wondering if my children are all in school today, give yourself fifty extra points because HUZZAH! I am officially the mother of a junior high student (which is WEIRDNESS, I'm only 18! Wait...) and although the bus NEVER SHOWED UP (this is our first year riding the bus) we loaded The Boy in the car, zipped him off, got the girls' lunches packed in their bento boxes, walked them to school and tap danced home. Figuratively. (It was more of a barrel roll with jazz hands)
I am going to see Superbad at noon based on
southernbangels rec and maybe take a nap in an hour, I can do whatever I want!!! *walks around naked eating CHIPS and SWEARING*
Last night was our first dress rehearsal and I must say, my whore shoes are RIDICULOUSLY comfortable. No wonder strippers like them. Ha ha ha! The shorts are SO short, but my Sarah Michelle Gellar (seriously: she is her SPITTING IMAGE, but taller) co-star ends up wearing some of "my" shorts and her ass cheeks are truly hanging out at one point, so I consider myself lucky. The hunka hunka boy had two pairs of pants to try on, and I mentioned the second pair "showcased" him better, and he picked those. Heee! It's like having a legal affair, except there's no kissing or sex, just me coming on to him non-stop and him refusing me with a filthy look. So... just like real life. Ahaha.
I *do* have to kiss a guy - we have yet to meet (=/) and apparently he looks like the coach/dad on "Just The Ten of Us." Because... if you haven't kissed another man aside from your husband in over 8 years... that's the guy you want to kiss. Not Mr. Hot!Ass dusky Indian hotness. Nope, bring on the bald butterball. *head desk* (Hee! I kid.)
I spoke toentrenous88 a few times this weekend, and she and her little family seem like they are happy to be starting anew in their new place, and that was good to hear. I was left a little "meh" over the Big Love season finale last night and I LITERALLY held a hand up to the screen to block out greasy weenie dude when Sarah and he have sex. EeeeeeeeEEEEeeeew! That guy makes my SKIN CRAWL. Ben, too. They need to pack some meat on that kid's bones so he doesn't look so awkward bodied. (Granted, they both are PERFECT at looking like typical Utah guys. Bleh.) Bill makes me sick - the whole Anna situation is irritating. Margene is innocently sweet about it, but... Geh. The best show on Sunday nights remains the BBC/Discovery Channel's The Blue Planet. Absolutely stunning. My little marine biologists are in hog heaven with that on the tube. (Note for those with sensitive kids/selves: anytime you see seals... Just leave the room at the 2 minute mark. Inevitably the Orcas will show up, and it made my Emily - and me - cry. :( Orcas are just horrid. I mean, I know they need to eat. But they're so cruel. Ditto on leaving when the clip with the grey whale and her baby airs. Leave as soon as you see the black fins crest behind them. Come back after five minutes. Trust me.)
I'm going to crank up The Chronic or some other dirty-worded music and enjoy my house. MY HOUSE IS MINE AGAIN!!! *gets krunked up*
(And happy birthdaypiratequeen!! I hope you have a FABULOUS day. *hearts my Kat(i)e/Gwyn*
If you're wondering if my children are all in school today, give yourself fifty extra points because HUZZAH! I am officially the mother of a junior high student (which is WEIRDNESS, I'm only 18! Wait...) and although the bus NEVER SHOWED UP (this is our first year riding the bus) we loaded The Boy in the car, zipped him off, got the girls' lunches packed in their bento boxes, walked them to school and tap danced home. Figuratively. (It was more of a barrel roll with jazz hands)
I am going to see Superbad at noon based on
southernbangels rec and maybe take a nap in an hour, I can do whatever I want!!! *walks around naked eating CHIPS and SWEARING*Last night was our first dress rehearsal and I must say, my whore shoes are RIDICULOUSLY comfortable. No wonder strippers like them. Ha ha ha! The shorts are SO short, but my Sarah Michelle Gellar (seriously: she is her SPITTING IMAGE, but taller) co-star ends up wearing some of "my" shorts and her ass cheeks are truly hanging out at one point, so I consider myself lucky. The hunka hunka boy had two pairs of pants to try on, and I mentioned the second pair "showcased" him better, and he picked those. Heee! It's like having a legal affair, except there's no kissing or sex, just me coming on to him non-stop and him refusing me with a filthy look. So... just like real life. Ahaha.
I *do* have to kiss a guy - we have yet to meet (=/) and apparently he looks like the coach/dad on "Just The Ten of Us." Because... if you haven't kissed another man aside from your husband in over 8 years... that's the guy you want to kiss. Not Mr. Hot!Ass dusky Indian hotness. Nope, bring on the bald butterball. *head desk* (Hee! I kid.)
I spoke to
entrenous88 a few times this weekend, and she and her little family seem like they are happy to be starting anew in their new place, and that was good to hear. I was left a little "meh" over the Big Love season finale last night and I LITERALLY held a hand up to the screen to block out greasy weenie dude when Sarah and he have sex. EeeeeeeeEEEEeeeew! That guy makes my SKIN CRAWL. Ben, too. They need to pack some meat on that kid's bones so he doesn't look so awkward bodied. (Granted, they both are PERFECT at looking like typical Utah guys. Bleh.) Bill makes me sick - the whole Anna situation is irritating. Margene is innocently sweet about it, but... Geh. The best show on Sunday nights remains the BBC/Discovery Channel's The Blue Planet. Absolutely stunning. My little marine biologists are in hog heaven with that on the tube. (Note for those with sensitive kids/selves: anytime you see seals... Just leave the room at the 2 minute mark. Inevitably the Orcas will show up, and it made my Emily - and me - cry. :( Orcas are just horrid. I mean, I know they need to eat. But they're so cruel. Ditto on leaving when the clip with the grey whale and her baby airs. Leave as soon as you see the black fins crest behind them. Come back after five minutes. Trust me.)I'm going to crank up The Chronic or some other dirty-worded music and enjoy my house. MY HOUSE IS MINE AGAIN!!! *gets krunked up*
(And happy birthday
piratequeen!! I hope you have a FABULOUS day. *hearts my Kat(i)e/Gwyn*- Spock is::
KRUNKED UP! - Current Music:To The Windows - Ying Yang Twins (skeet skeet!)
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I had no idea Big Love was on last night. Can't wait to go home and watch it.
HAPPIEST OF BIRTHDAYS, BEAUTIFUL!!
Speaking of buses--I can't count how many times I had to wakl back to the apartment and patiently explain to my parents that, yes, the bus had failed to show up again, and no I wasn't trying to play hooky and can we please call the school district and explain in no uncertain terms that my dad is a news producer for the highest rated evening newscast in the county and isn't afraid to dispatch a video team?
We never had to resort to the threats, but it did take a handful of phone calls (and some neighborly coordinating to make sure we were legit and not trying to play hooky) to get things mostly straightened out.
This nonsense happened in more than one Texas school district; I'm wondering if it's something in the water.
I want to have awkward!not!sex with George Michael. There, I said it. I want to write GM/Me dry humping fic for the no-sex ficathon.
I can't wait to watch Big Love tonight. I can't believe we have to wait TEN MONTHS until next season. :(
Hurrah to the kids being back in school!! SWEET FREEDOM!
Hahahaha, you should SO write some Mary Sue/GM dry hump fic! We really needed to get that Mary Sue yourself ficathon running...
SWEET SWEET FREEDOM! I am cranking the tunes, yo!
Tiff
I WILL TELL YOU ABOUT THE MOVIE - it looks HILARIOUS.
~Laura, Your sister, we shared a room for several years? No? Not ringing any bells? Um... I used to steal your stone-washed Gap jeans in 10th grade?
Ditto. I was certainly expecting more fireworks for a season finale and all we got IMO was ammo for next season.
And things are moving good for Entrenous? I txted, but I do not think she got it *shakes phone; holds it upside down*
She might not have a charger!! I think her house was supposed to be ready to get loaded/turned on/etc. today, so I am SURE you will hear from her!
Julia, advice from experience: encourage your offspring to seek college education close enough that you can drive there and back in one day or far enough that no sane person will drive that far. Missoula is in the "too far to drive easily, way too close to fly" zone, and it doth sucketh mightily
And still no NB on the set? What's up with that?
And he's not due until this coming Sunday. He doesn't need rehearsal, you see. ;)
It's like I've got the entire neighborhood to myself again! Whee!
Good. Lord.
The poor dumb girl!
The Barb thing made NO SENSE to me, either. What the hell? I am so grossed out by the actor (and the character - he's in his mid-late twenties dating a 16 year old?!?!) that boned Sarah. It was just distasteful and bizarre. Bad writing, imo.
Oh and congrats on having the house to yourself! Practice up on your naked chip eating and maybe one day it'll be an Olympic sport!
Oooooh, I would SO take a bronze in that sport! Heee.
Though, I always wonder what the 12 year olds think of me when I'm sitting on my porch, smoking a cigarette and drinking a Mike's Hard Lemonade at like 10 in the morning. Hee!
Those 12 year olds are thinking, "Coooooooooooooool!" :D
Wrong. The best show on Sunday nights is Vh1's Rock of Love w/Bret Michaels. OMG, so trashy. Chris and I are embarrassed that we can't stop watching.
Oh my god, I watched one episode and was so embarassed on behalf of those girls that I couldn't watch anymore. It's like how I can't watch the audition portion of American Idol. I feel pain for them. :D
No list yet? BAH. Is it possible to call the teacher/school and ask for that to be expedited? I mean, you NEED to get prepared, right?
She said it was so good to see you, too. As of noon (when she texted me) they hadn't come, so I'm hoping I've not heard further because she's happily unpacking!