Laura Stone (stoney321) wrote,
Laura Stone
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Sundries

First note: happy that the debates weren't as "white glove" as I was afraid they would be. Didn't get to hear everything, but I'll be hitting the transcripts later. phfeenikz , Cheney isn't a robot, I've decided: he's a cyborg made to look like one of us. But he isn't. One of us. He ISN'T.

Second: Rodney Dangerfield died today. I love him. He brought me Jim Carrey. He also gave me my two most favorite movie quotes next to "It puts the lotion in the basket."


Setting: Pro Shop of Country Club
Al: (to counter man) I'll take one of these, and three of them, give me nine boxes of these orange balls, a box of tees, and six of them... Woah. Take a look at that hat. That's the kind of hat they give you for free for buying a bowl of soup.

Judge: (wearing the hat looks over and looks quickly away.)

Al: Oh, well, looks good on you.

Second favorite is Al dancing with Judge Smail's wife against her wishes and says to her in a seductive manner (for him, at least): How'd you like to earn 10 bucks the haaard way?

Tell me your favorite (or least favorite) memories of Rodney. I loved him. Greatest one-liner since Henny Youngman.


My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend

One year they asked me to be poster boy - for birth control.

I went to a gay bar, they wanted proof of sex so I showed them, they said it wasn't enough

They say 'love thy neighbor as thy self' , what am I supposed to do jerk him off too ?

If it weren't for pick-pockets, I'd have no sex life at all.

I once went out with this girl, she was no bargain either, she showed up with pigtails under her arms.

And one of my all-time faves: She was so ugly that she looks like she came second in a hatchet fight.
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