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*points to icon for emotion today*

Today is my sister's birthday! We're going to have lunch, go shopping, talk about stupid people, laugh and share. Possibly look at each other and have feelings of joy and contentment. (Beth? I totally get an extra thirty sarcasm points for this post, which means I'm ahead of you.) I love love LOVE my sister, she's funny, pretty, enjoyable, s-m-r-t, and laughs at my jokes. What's not to love?

But we have a dark family secret, one I've only hinted at in my LJ. And it's time to be open and honest about everything. We're adults now, after all. So... Beth?

Hahahaha. (Um, for the possibly sarcastic/inappropriate humor challenged, no, she isn't.) HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BETH.

this post brought to you by the Could Use a Good Day Foundation, a division of Things Have Been Stressful, WTF.



Oct. 17th, 2007 03:54 pm (UTC)
I think it's damn Christian of you to petend she's your sister even though she was just a roadside foundling.

(She doesn't have any freaky superpowers, does she?)

Happy Birthday, Beth. Laura, at least buy the girl a drink.


Are You Actually

Reading this? I'm just curious. Because that's really detail-oriented of you. Feel free to stop reading. But you can see that there's more here, so are you going to keep reading? Really? That's pretty dedicated. I'm impressed. No, really. I'm not being sarcastic, why do you get like that? See, this is the problem I have with your mother - yes. YES. I'm going there. It's time we put all of our cards on the table.

I love you, why are you doing this? After all we've been through? You don't have to be like this. You know, still reading. You could be baking a pie. And then sharing it with me.

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