Laura Stone (stoney321) wrote,
Laura Stone
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Do you want to play a game?

And it's a mark of my age to note that I hear that subject line in a broken computer voice, then follow it up with "Global Thermonuclear War." (Oh!! And happy birthday to ponders_life!!)

I'm full o' beans today and want y'all to PLAY and HAVE FUN WITH ME. There's been entirely too much griping and silence, yes? Yes. So here's how it works:

1. Make up a quotation.
2. Make up someone famous who said it.
3. Make it funny. (Or ironic. Or ridiculous.)

Here's mine:

"I've got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one."
~Oscar Wilde

"No, really. Frank Bacon - I call him Frank - wrote all of my plays. I'm, uh, not as talented as everyone thought. Whoops!"
~William Shakespeare

"What I find most interesting about Quantum Physics is how at the subatomic level, those particles, say, quarks, for example, can be in two places at once. Or, not exist at all! It's mind boggling. Also, I hope to finish my doctorate in one year.
~Paris Hilton

[ETA]MOAR:

"I could fucking murder someone for a steak."
~Mahatma Ghandi

"Did you hear something?"
~Helen Keller

"A little club soda will get that out."
~King of Denmark to his wife, Lady Macbeth.

Either comment here, or put this in your own journal and comment with a link so I can laugh with you. YAY FRIDAY!
Tags: awwwwwspam!, dou want2 playa game?
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