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No, seriously.

Nov. 19th, 2007 at 9:39 AM

I am so broken inside my head meat. I am writing Amanda Bynes porn (kinda) and it is WRONG. And kinda hot. Okay, I think it's totally hot. I KNOW. I feel terrible inside, too, but that only encourages me to be MORE NAUGHTY. This is what happens when you grow up all repressed and religious, people. I just emailed

southernbangel and asked her if she thought Amanda ever made out with any of her female stars. I THINK SO, AND I THINK THE BOYS WATCHED THEM. AND LIKED IT. AND THEN MADE OUT WITH EACH OTHER. *head desk*

Also, I finally have some ideas for some more Metalocalypse fic (which is good, because I'm getting angry "where is the rest of this!??!" emails about the last fic I wrote) and I am so glad I signed up for multiple projects for NaNo, or I would NEVER MAKE IT.

So, who's up for a quick beta of a "She's The Man" fic later? Anyone? I'll be in my penitence corner in the meantime. Happy Monday? :D

Spock is:: naughty

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southernbangel

Nov. 19th, 2007 04:01 pm (UTC)

(1) I also think Amanda Bynes has a kinker side. Which is why I love her. I want her to be kinky with me. I want us to be making out and groping tits, with some possible fingerbanging action, and then Channing Tatum walks in and we engage in a threesome. I think AB would like that.

(2) ILU. The fact that you're writing She's the Man fic makes you even cooler in my eyes.

(3) Why is LJ so damn slow this morning?

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Nov. 19th, 2007 04:03 pm (UTC)

HAHAHAHA FINGERBANG. Oh my god, I feel so guilty - it's Amanda-manda-manda-manda's Shoooooow! MAH HAW! (Did you watch her show? I AM SO AWFUL.)

(3) Man, seriously!

I can't get Eunice out of my head - she may be my favorite character in that movie. "It's my favorite animal by-product ever!!"

"Y'all suck. Man, I hate high school."

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southernbangel

Nov. 19th, 2007 04:11 pm (UTC)

"Girls with asses like mine do not talk to boys with faces like yours."

"No man, if you wanna kiss her, you go right ahead and you kiss her! I mean, knock your self out! You just take her... then kiss her. Then kiss the crap out of her!"

"I skipped a couple grades. I'm brilliant. Shh." <--- I love her delivery of this line.

"I am a dude. I am a hunky dude! I'm a badass hunky dude!"

HAHAHA, I LOVE THIS MOVIE WAY TOO MUCH.

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Nov. 19th, 2007 04:17 pm (UTC)

My favorite is when her friends pretend to be her exes, and when one is talking about how she can't stop thinking about him, "You know it," especially at night, "Even better!" Her delivery of those lines KILL me. Hahahahaha!

I am going back to my room and re-watching it on my DVR. \o/

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southernbangel

Nov. 19th, 2007 04:49 pm (UTC)

My absolute favorite part is when she's walking into the pizza place and holds her hands up to high-five some kids and they completely ignore her. The way she says, "Niiiice," never fails to make me laugh.

I kinda want to be Amanda Bynes.

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Nov. 19th, 2007 04:57 pm (UTC)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - that scene is so funny. OH MY GOODNESS, I LOVE HER.

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Nov. 19th, 2007 04:45 pm (UTC)

I quoted Eunice on that very quote this weekend.

Mmmmmm. Cheese.

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Nov. 19th, 2007 04:58 pm (UTC)

Every now and then I'll walk like Eunice doing the moonwalk. "Two thousand three, two thousand four..."

YOUR ICON!!!!

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Nov. 19th, 2007 04:43 pm (UTC)

I will *make* room for She's the Man fic. Send it to me. *whimpers*

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southernbangel

Nov. 19th, 2007 04:51 pm (UTC)

It is the greatest movie, y/y? You know what would make my head explode? Buffy/Viola fic. Or SMG/AB. Or Buffy/Viola-as-Sebastian fic. (And after I finish my current writing obligations I might have to do this.)

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Nov. 19th, 2007 04:58 pm (UTC)

OKAY. Gimmie another hourish, and it's YOURS. (Also - ILU, M.)

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cityphonelines

Nov. 19th, 2007 06:13 pm (UTC)

I am writing Amanda Bynes porn (kinda) and it is WRONG. And kinda hot.

Oh! Oh! I'm intrigued. Your brain, it is wrong in all the right ways. Yis. Also, it's possible you're on drugs. Pls to be seeing icon.

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Nov. 19th, 2007 06:16 pm (UTC)

Is it creepier/more awful that I am STONE COLD SOBER? And honestly, the direction I want to take this? I'm gonna need tequila. :D

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southernbangel

Nov. 19th, 2007 07:24 pm (UTC)

Someone in the office mentioned She's the Man a few minutes ago--she watched it for the first time yesterday and loved it. Although she thinks Amanda Bynes is a cute girl, I don't think she wants to imagine her fingerbanging her co-star. Which is another reason this co-worker is LAME.

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Nov. 19th, 2007 08:00 pm (UTC)

I mean, SO lame. (Oooh, did you know that AB and Duke were dating in real life? Her stock just went WAY up. Also, I saw pics of him on the cover of "OUT" magazine frolicking with some dude. I think my hed asploded.)

I've sent the first draft to Maren, and have started ANOTHER chapter. Um... I meant for it to be short. I have no clue how to do that...

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southernbangel

Nov. 19th, 2007 08:18 pm (UTC)

OMG HAVE I NOT SENT YOU THE PICTURE OF AB WITH HER HAND DOWN CT'S PANTS? I remember seeing that picture when they were dating in RL and I was like, Daaaaamn, that is one lucky guy.

OH GOD, MUST FIND IT FOR YOU.

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southernbangel

Nov. 19th, 2007 08:24 pm (UTC)

Okay, this isn't the exact picture I was referring to but it's from the same time. See the hand playing with the belt? (OH GOD, I WANT.) I swear there is a picture with her hand actually down his pants. I MUST FIND IT.

Edited at 2007-11-19 08:24 pm (UTC)

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Nov. 19th, 2007 09:06 pm (UTC)

IF YOU FIND THAT PICTURE, I WANT IT.

(And I'm juuuuust about to post your story, wheeee!)

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southernbangel

Nov. 19th, 2007 09:35 pm (UTC)

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!

Still searching for that elusive pic. I WANT TO SEE HER TOUCHING HIS WANG.

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Nov. 19th, 2007 09:55 pm (UTC)

Um, I want to see her doing that, too. Or him touching hers. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT BY THAT.

(Posted!)

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brunettepet

Nov. 19th, 2007 07:44 pm (UTC)

Amanda Bynes porn??? Oh, Stoney, so, so wrong.

My husband just won front row tix to The Police tomorrow night!

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Nov. 19th, 2007 07:59 pm (UTC)

Hahahaha - it *is* pretty tame so far. *bangs head*

Ooooh, HOW AWESOME!! Oh my gosh, have a terrific time!

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dovil

Nov. 19th, 2007 08:12 pm (UTC)

Who the hell is Amanda Bynes - oh god, its not some Disney star is it? I shall gather our office prayer circle today and pray for you stoney, pray until our hands fall off and that baby Jesus can finally forgive you. Unless he's teething, in which case you're screwed.

I am so broken inside my head meat.

I want that on a t-shirt.

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Nov. 19th, 2007 09:07 pm (UTC)

I don't think she was a Disney girl, but NOT FAR FROM IT. She had a movie last year that was a modern retelling of The Twelfth Night. Here are some screencaps.

She's a total cutie. And she flashes her boobs (you don't see them) in the movie and has a David Boreanaz-level boyfriend in it. GUH.

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dovil

Nov. 19th, 2007 09:19 pm (UTC)

I shall be here on my rocking chair, knitting. Hahaha!

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soundingsea

Nov. 19th, 2007 10:23 pm (UTC)

More Toki/Swisgaar?:)

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Nov. 19th, 2007 10:26 pm (UTC)

I was thinking of my Pickles fic, where you find out what made him - a guy from Wisconsin, the hardest metal drummer in the world, but I want to write more Toki/Skwisgaar eventually, too. (Oh my god, they're totally setting up a gay romance between them, and I LOVE IT.)

*beams at you*

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Nov. 20th, 2007 01:11 am (UTC)

I have no idea what's going on. But, HI HI HI! *hugs*

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Nov. 20th, 2007 01:55 am (UTC)

I'm writing het (but gay - it's complicated) smut about teens at a boarding school. I AM SO SAD AND PATHETIC. :D

HI HI HI HI HI!!!! *loves you times infinity*

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Reading this? I'm just curious. Because that's really detail-oriented of you. Feel free to stop reading. But you can see that there's more here, so are you going to keep reading? Really? That's pretty dedicated. I'm impressed. No, really. I'm not being sarcastic, why do you get like that? See, this is the problem I have with your mother - yes. YES. I'm going there. It's time we put all of our cards on the table.

I love you, why are you doing this? After all we've been through? You don't have to be like this. You know, still reading. You could be baking a pie. And then sharing it with me.