Anyhoo. It was, as could only be expected, terrible. Incest: It's More Important Than Babies. So I got the distinct impression that the person who wrote the story was... young. Inexperienced. Now, that's not to say there are some spry youngins out there that can't turn a phrase, but you know what I mean.
So I'm now looking for an icon for this type of situation. Anyone remember the giant turtle in The Neverending Story that keeps sneezing as Atrayu (where's the Atrayu fic? DON'T YOU JUDGE ME.) climbs up his shell, and responds "We're... allergic... to youth!" I think that would make a super fantastic icon, personally.
Also, if anyone could send a hard shot straight to my babymaker, I'd appreciate that. Also, chips. And cheese. And a coke. And chocolate. Then hit my belleh again, then my head so I PASS OUT. Feh.