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What I wroted in 2007

Turns out I wrote quite a bit, huh. Mostly for self-pimping because who doesn't want new comments on old fics? record keeping purposes.

Double Truckin' The Tricky Two - Squidbillies/Harry Potter crossover in Squidbilly's Narrator POV
This is one of the most cracked-out fics I've ever attempted, and - even though it's not finished at three chapters, and may never be finished - I think it actually works as a crossover. Also, Ron Weasley is the illegitimate father of Rusty Cuyler, a squid. There's loads of hillbilly jokes in there, too. What's not to love?

Juggernaut of Deth - Metalocalypse fandom, Skwisgaar/Toki
I was on an Adult Swim kick. Also, it's Metalocalypse. lml -_- lml The two guitarists have so much sexual tension between them, it's not even funny (except for how funny it is.) Also, they talk in hilarious accents on the show, which again: is awesome. Dis fic is nots dildoes, in others words.

Hell Is Where You Meet The Person You Could Have Been - 4 Drabbles in Angelverse accompanied by illustrations (I know, don't mock me) Dark and a little odd for me
I hadn't written anything "serious" in a while, and used this as an exercise to get writing again. It turned out pretty well as an exercise. Also, I'm all about the dark church imagery.

Appetite For Destruction - Metalocalypse, Pickles the Drummer's backstory
First, the drummer's name is Pickles. Second, he's from WisKAHNsin. Third, he becomes the most brutal drummer in the world. Here's how. (In my opinion. Heh.) Rent boy warning! I hope to have more of this soon - I FINALLY got an idea recently. *crosses fingers* I hate having WiPs. (This is a little funny and a little dark. And shows my obsession with drummers, so be warned. *G*)

A series of Drabbles Scrubs/Jossverse Crossovers - Spike, Janitor; Gunn, Turk; Lorne and the Worthless Peons (I like the last one)
Fun silliness. I just re-read them and did a little tweaking, btw, as I wrote them right into a post window, so they were a bit rough. If you're not familiar with the later Star Wars movies, the Angel, Anakin fic won't make much sense. (But it makes me laugh.)

Broken Inside - Anna Nicole Smith. Wow, was this dark. Um. Daaaaark. (hence the flocking.)
What made her such a broken thing, suppositions as to the father of her baby (um, incest) and did I mention dark? All that said, I think it turned out very well - it feels like truth, which is a bit ridiculous for me to say, I know, but still... (If you're interested and can't see the flock, comment and I'll send you an off-site link. <-- we all remember strike-through, yes? That's why.)

The Edge of Neigh't aka Stallioncrest - A soap opera. About horses.
DON'T EVEN ACT LIKE THAT'S NOT THE GREATEST THING EVER. Because it is. It's unfinished online because my sister and I are in the process of making this an ANIMATED SHOW. \o/ Words cannot express the happiness the thought of this being animated gives me. (Um, for those that read: the flashback scene with Top O'The Line? DON'T SPOIL ANYONE, just, remember? That's going to be filmed with my daughters' hands holding plastic horses and pinatas of donkeys. *cracks the hell up*) Best fic, or best fic EVER? WHEEEEEEEEE HEEEEE heeeeee, pbbbblllt

Win:Coll School For Boys - Vincent Kartheiser/William Mosely AU RPS
Here's a little something about me: I like reading first time fics. I like reading boarding school stories. I like slash about boys with flushed cheeks, full red lips, and hidden homosexual tendencies. I think I got all of that in this one fic. Side note: Winchester College is the actual school, I changed the title so people wouldn't think I was talking about SPN, and that's also the school where both Joss Whedon and Alexis Denisoff attended in the UK. *beams*

Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough! - The Coreys Slash. Are you kidding me?!?! <3 <3 <3 (Note: DARK.)
Let's go back to the late 80s when two boys ruled the scene. Or did they?? Part of me totally wants to write an entire universe out of all of the 80s Babes, and early 90s Hotties like River Phoenix (slash him with Depp? YES PLEASE.) and on and on. If I only didn't have responsibilities in life, I would do nothing but re-write gay/slutty versions of Teen Beat, 1988. :D Warning: extensive drug use in this one, um, because Haim was a freaking addict.

Spikerella: A Love Story - Ahahahahaha. Um, Fandom-Spike and Angel, as told through the Brother's Grimm Filter
Dude. I love bad!fic. After enough of it, it inspires me to write stuff like this. \o/ I think I love writing crack fic almost as much as making manips for the tales... ALMOST AS MUCH. Note: I reworked some of it to make it (imo) funnier. ETA: I reworked a LOT of it, mostly additions of more crack. In the words of Droopy Dog: Hooray.

Speed-Gyp/Chav Face Off, aka Are You Calling Me A Pikey? - Vicky Pollard/Lauren Cooper beat down fic (Um, Catherine Tate Show vs. Little Britain?)
One of the best fics you never read. Hahahaha *pretend woe* I had to learn a second language (speed chav - think Ali G, but faster) to write this. I get that these are British shows, sketch shows, so they aren't wildly popular. But they should be - they're both hilarious. (And Anthony Stewart Head plays the gay Prime Minister on Little Britain! What's not to love?) I'm pleased with how it turned out, so... :D (And I've thought about doing a "podcast" read aloud thingy for this time and again. I do an excellent Chav/Bristol for a girl from Texas, if I do say so myself.)

Ante Praevisa Merita - Connor fic, during the time he's with Holtz in Quor'Toth
Okay, we're all supposed to be humble and stuff when we write things, because shouting about your "awesomeness" gets you nominated for every fic ever, even though the fics are crap is distateful. That being said, I really really think this is the most clever "writerly" thing I've ever written. There is so much religious (and RC) symbolism here... It's everything I feel about religion, know about the old ways of the RC church, and all the meta I believe about Holtz in one (relatively) short fic. And now I'll go put my arm in a sling as it's fractured from all the patting on my back I just did. heh.

Yes, I know that I am bouncing all over the spectrum with this wiiiide range of crack to seriousness. Welcome to my brain, people!

Five Times Will Ferrell and Sacha Baron Cohen Kissed When They Didn't Have To - The non-existent Will Ferrell/Sacha Baron Cohen fandom, aka: Talladega Nights RPS
Whatever, you guys. I love Will Ferrell, and if you don't, I don't want to hear it. <-- I mean that. Why tell me that you don't like something I do? Also, Sacha Baron Cohen is hot. Will is, too, if you people would bother looking. *cries, bitterly* Hahaha. Also, they totally kissed. A bunch of times. Which makes this canon. (Hee!)

Things They Should Have Taught Us In School - Ron/Hermione, set in Deathly Hallows
The most feedback I've gotten for a story (aside from my very first story ever, I just realized, a Spuffy AU fic. Awww.) I want to have more of this kind of fic. I want more R/Hr DH fics in my hands RIGHT NOW. They may be my most favorite couple in the history of ever. <3

Darryl Won't Let Us Call The Warehouse The Poopdeck - US Office fic, based on "Talk Like A Pirate Day"
Aww, Dwight! Dwight celebrates the "holiday" and Pam and Jim reconnect. (Set in the third season) A random idea to make someone feel better, and it ended up making me very happy. A win/win!

And lastly,

Hey, Dude, Don't Tell Your Sister We Made Out, a.k.a. Dude Looks Like A Lady - "She's The Man" FitB fic, Duke/Viola(Sebastian)
Written during NaNoWriMo and the Thanksgiving holiday, so like... no one read it. Written for Lee and Maren, because I think we're the only three that are interested in this fandom. *G* What makes Twelfth Night so awesome is that people fall in love with the same sex, even though they don't want to, and then, are confused as they have fallen in love with them as the opposite sex. There should be more sexual ambiguity and confusion in fic, imo. I have more to this to be posted in the near future.

Goodness, I ended up writing a lot! Let's see if I can't do that in 2008... *rubs chin* I'd love links to your "year in fic" posts for bookmarking, if you're so inclined! I already have viciouswishes and marenfic tagged, ftr. (And finally, happy birthday to samson!)



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Jan. 2nd, 2008 03:59 pm (UTC)
*puts in memories right away*

I'm pretty sure than an animated Stallioncrest will be the greatest thing I've ever seen.
Jan. 2nd, 2008 04:16 pm (UTC)
Oh my god, we can barely talk about our expectations without cracking the hell up. The HAIRDOS the horses will have!!! <3 <3

EIGHT DAYS, MISSY. (And please be noting that two of my fics - 1/8th - are for YOU.)
Jan. 2nd, 2008 04:27 pm (UTC)
Which, if my math is correct, means that you love me more than Maren. Ahahaha. We had "She's the Man" playing in the background on NYE (of course) and we both mentioned your fic repeatedly at certain places in the movies, especially during the extended hug in the gym. Duke, why you gotta be so pretty? And dumb but who cares so long as you're pretty?

EIGHT DAYS. Z.O.M.G. I was checking my flight information yesterday and for some reason I thought it said January 10, 2009 and I was all, "DID I SERIOUSLY BOOK THIS FLIGHT A YEAR IN ADVANCE? WHAT THE HELL?" Then I realized I had accidentally clicked the "Change Flight Status" and not the "View Flight Status" button.

(Do you have a link or know of a community that has "She's the Man" icons?)
Jan. 2nd, 2008 04:55 pm (UTC)
Why are you asking her? I'm the one with the icons. *pouts* <---not really. okay really ;)

(I think I searched She's The Man and maybe Channing Tatum and then checked out the communities)
Jan. 2nd, 2008 05:01 pm (UTC)
Gah, you're going to make me do the work myself? Why you such a slacker? Heeee!

Thanks for the info. Off to search for icons featuring my girlfriend. Hopefully in a bikini.
Jan. 2nd, 2008 05:23 pm (UTC)
I found some! And now I want to spam this post to show you two my new icons. Like this one.
Jan. 2nd, 2008 05:01 pm (UTC)
The only person I know with icons is your BEST FRIEND. I had to make my own because I couldn't find any....
Jan. 2nd, 2008 05:24 pm (UTC)
I found mine this this community.
Jan. 2nd, 2008 04:50 pm (UTC)
Wow you wrote more than I thought you did, darlin'. I must admit, I read your lj just for the sheer pleasure of it though, not for your fic, although those are a nice bonus.


Oh and happy new year!
Jan. 2nd, 2008 05:02 pm (UTC)
Aww, what a nice thing to say! (And I was surprised by how much I actually wrote, too. Hahaha, and I *wrote* them all! I'm... a bit forgetful. *G*)

Happy New Year to you, too! *hugs*
Jan. 2nd, 2008 04:53 pm (UTC)
Things I have read and loved:
Hey, Dude, Don't Tell Your Sister We Made OUt
Darryl Won't Let Us Call the Warehouse The Poopdeck
Things They Should Have Taught Us in School
Five Times Will and Sascha Kissed
Don't Stop Til You Get Enough (sad)

Things I keep meaning to read but haven't and so am happy you provided links in one easy place:
Everything else, especially Anna Nicole and Stallionscrest

I also laughed hard, in spite of laying in bed with the double sickness today, when this: lml -_- lml made total sense to me. Most awesome thing ever.
Jan. 2nd, 2008 05:04 pm (UTC)
You have double sickness today!??! WOE! *mothers you in the best way possible with soup and medicine and blankets and loving pats*

Hahaha, elle em elle didn't make sense to you before? Why didn't you ask me what the hell I was talking about? HEEEE!!

Jan. 2nd, 2008 05:38 pm (UTC)
You are multi-fandom liek woah! What a productive year you had!
Jan. 2nd, 2008 05:54 pm (UTC)
I know! I was shocked when I compiled all of these. huh, who knew? Hee!!

HI HI!! Omg, the sound of "guitar rocking" had drowned out all other sounds in my house, and I never heard my phone ring! I'm kicking all children not of my loins out of the house in a half hour to have their lunches and HOPEFULLY the house will be quiet enough for me to not feel like sucking my thumb and hiding in the closet and I can call you back!

<3 <3 <3
Jan. 3rd, 2008 12:57 am (UTC)
Hahaha, I hope your house didn't get rocked too hard today! I'm guessing your house never went back down to quiet levels, but let's talk soon! <3 <3 <3
Jan. 2nd, 2008 06:16 pm (UTC)
I cannot wait for the surround sound version of "Neighs of our Lives"! I found the written version inspirational, I can't imagine what this will do to me.
Jan. 3rd, 2008 05:32 pm (UTC)
Wow, there is eclectic and then there is you. :)

[Here] is mine.
Jan. 3rd, 2008 08:59 pm (UTC)
Mmm. It was SO MUCH FUN going through these again. In case there's anywhere I forgot to comment (probably a lot of places, actually, given my goldfish attention span), they were all FANTASTIC. *g*

Stoney, I had a question--I'm collecting resources for ninebillion (sign-ups launch this weekend! ::stresses!:: ) and I wanted to know if it'd be okay with you if I linked to your various meta bits on LDS?
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Are You Actually

Reading this? I'm just curious. Because that's really detail-oriented of you. Feel free to stop reading. But you can see that there's more here, so are you going to keep reading? Really? That's pretty dedicated. I'm impressed. No, really. I'm not being sarcastic, why do you get like that? See, this is the problem I have with your mother - yes. YES. I'm going there. It's time we put all of our cards on the table.

I love you, why are you doing this? After all we've been through? You don't have to be like this. You know, still reading. You could be baking a pie. And then sharing it with me.

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