(Um, please know I'm being ironic with my icon.) So, I'm going back and editing an old fic of mine (The Ewan/Hayden RPS from ... oh my god, 2005), something I've been meaning to do for... oh, three years now. *sheepish* I'm trying to fix wonky wording, etc. and came across the word
"opening" in reference to an asshole.
Um, I've MSTK'd enough bad!fic to know that YOU DO NOT CALL IT AN OPENING. Hahaha. (See? I can poke fun at myself.) So I sat there tapping my chin, thinking of a better way to describe it, and almost - for like, five seconds - considered going whole hog with the purple prose and almost called it a "butt cunt." AHAHAHA. Why the hell have I not encountered butt cunt yet? That's hilarious. Too close to man pussy? Heee!
Since I've gotten several emails lately asking me when the hell I'm ever going to finish that series (um... three years after I stopped writing it) I've been thinking about it, and think I might have an ending. I'm working on that now, and I could really use a beta. It'll be short, I think. Any takers? Comment with an email if you're willing, and my thanks in advance!
"opening" in reference to an asshole.
Um, I've MSTK'd enough bad!fic to know that YOU DO NOT CALL IT AN OPENING. Hahaha. (See? I can poke fun at myself.) So I sat there tapping my chin, thinking of a better way to describe it, and almost - for like, five seconds - considered going whole hog with the purple prose and almost called it a "butt cunt." AHAHAHA. Why the hell have I not encountered butt cunt yet? That's hilarious. Too close to man pussy? Heee!
Since I've gotten several emails lately asking me when the hell I'm ever going to finish that series (um... three years after I stopped writing it) I've been thinking about it, and think I might have an ending. I'm working on that now, and I could really use a beta. It'll be short, I think. Any takers? Comment with an email if you're willing, and my thanks in advance!
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Comments
*kicks Goodle safesearch in the nuts* Hahaha.
Sign me up for beta duty if you like.
SWEEET! When I get something ready to send later, I'll do it. (And send on yours, too!)
Not sure if you can find a gem hidden among the rest, and if not - FUNNY ANYWAY.
(But that's what you have us for - to perv you up!)
"Butt cunt" is fabulous--it should be fabled in story and song.
*knocks on Stoney's door*
Hey, about that whole 'entrance' thing...
"How are you doing today?"
"I'm alright, though my butt cunt is a little tender because of all the ass fucking last night. And you?"
HAHAHAHA.
(I don't know anything about Ewan/Hayden RPS but I'd be happy to look it over for you.)
(Oooh, you would be disconnected enough to see errors, so that could be GREAT. Thank you!!)
HI LEE. ILU.
I'm pretty sure I still write badfic sometimes, so the journey down hilarious memory lane would not take long.
(Write Katee/Jamie. Come on. You don't know how happy I would be.)
Oh, man, my first fic ever. The MARY SUES!! Dude, worst characterization ever. Well, maybe not ever. But it's up there. :D
(Dude, I have them, Jamie blowing in his pants, but I need one more prompt!! I'll totes write you that on my upcoming trip, cross my heart meat.)