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Oh, Will. I love you. "I've got a murder boner!"

1. I get to shop for girly outfits today. This is an occasion, as I hate shopping for myself.
2. I remember how to spell "occasion" by saying to myself: there's no "ass" in "occasion." (Unless my family is there. BadumbumCHING!)
3. I highly recommend reading "Brief Encounters with Che Guevara" which apparently was written by my dad's friend. (Very cool.) And, you know... it's a good book of short stories, funny and wry.
4. I think Pho is for lunch today. *pats belly*
5. I'm not going to say "there is no 5." Because that's played out. (But there isn't.)
Actual 5! I forgot: I thought of an ending (finally) to my horse soap opera. (Whatever, it's funny. Y'all don't even know! *wipes eyes with forearm*) I may have looked into some old eps of General Hospital and Days of our Lives for inspiration. And how I missed the golden opportunity to name the dynasty the Quartermanes... I feel shame.


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Mar. 25th, 2008 03:58 pm (UTC)
Bwahahaaaa! Thanks for the clip. My lower back has mutinied, and I'm stuck flat on my back (and not in the fun way!) and high on pills. I must haff ze funny!

Ooh, why the girly outfit shopping? Happy hunting.

Horse soap opera you say? *zips off to check it out*
Mar. 25th, 2008 04:06 pm (UTC)
OH NOES! Oh, your poor spinity, causing you grief. I send wishes for a steady heat from a pad of some sort, and muscle relaxers!

The girly outfit is for the premiere of my movie this Friday night, of which I am tres excited about. There will be cameras! Red carpets! A Q&A session where people will be looking at me! Yipes.

Hahahaha - oh my god, the horse soap opera. The draaaaaaama!!
Mar. 25th, 2008 04:29 pm (UTC)
Thanks. Ruscle melaxers are go! Heh.

\0/ Go you! Hope you have a fabulous time. We'll need a full report, glamorous missy.

I just read chapter one. *cackles* Ransom Paycheck is the BESTEST NAME EVER!

Edited at 2008-03-25 04:30 pm (UTC)
Mar. 25th, 2008 04:09 pm (UTC)
Horse soap opera ending!

*grabby hands*
Mar. 25th, 2008 04:28 pm (UTC)

...maybe. *plots and plans*
Mar. 25th, 2008 04:37 pm (UTC)




*observes plotting and planning*
Mar. 25th, 2008 07:47 pm (UTC)

I love your eye glances and stares. <3
Mar. 25th, 2008 06:06 pm (UTC)
"Here's a tip: shut your fucking mouth." Thankfully, I had just finished my coffee when the vid wrapped up. That was hilarious.

Thanks for the "ass" pointer. I never remember how to spell occasion. I'll never forget now!
Mar. 25th, 2008 07:48 pm (UTC)
I finally figured that out a few months ago; it was one of my habitually misspelled words.

Oh, man, the ending cracked me up, too. HAHA!
Mar. 25th, 2008 08:54 pm (UTC)

That video is pretty effed up, but lord help me if I wasn't practically peeing my pants.

It's a day late, but, WELCOME HOME! I'm glad you had a fab time on vacay, but sad about the horses. I'm glad the kids didn't have to see it.
Mar. 25th, 2008 11:22 pm (UTC)
Shoot, I'll take welcomes any time they come! Thanks! (I'm glad, too. Poor horses.)

In case it's not obvious: I love Will Ferrell. :D
Mar. 25th, 2008 11:25 pm (UTC)
There might be more "Neighs of our Lives" in my future? Canters happily.
Mar. 26th, 2008 12:01 am (UTC)
*clappy hands*

And I'm further along in getting it animated and on the web! WHEEEE HEEEE HEEEE pbbblllt!
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Reading this? I'm just curious. Because that's really detail-oriented of you. Feel free to stop reading. But you can see that there's more here, so are you going to keep reading? Really? That's pretty dedicated. I'm impressed. No, really. I'm not being sarcastic, why do you get like that? See, this is the problem I have with your mother - yes. YES. I'm going there. It's time we put all of our cards on the table.

I love you, why are you doing this? After all we've been through? You don't have to be like this. You know, still reading. You could be baking a pie. And then sharing it with me.

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