I'll take "You travel there by handbasket" for $1000, Alex
So, on a scale of 1 to 10, one being cussing in church and ten being having sex with a nun while sacrament is being passed and trying to high-five the priest as you climax... how blasphemous is a missionary using the sacred anointing oil for blessings as lube on his companion?
I'm thinking about 8 - 8.7.
It's a good thing I don't believe in hell. I'd have a box seat by now. \o/
[ETA] After hearing scratching at the door, I LITERALLY just hollered out, "Who let the dog out?" and my children answered back, "Who? Who who who." And now I want to burn my house down.