Laura Stone (stoney321) wrote,
Laura Stone
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I'll take "You travel there by handbasket" for $1000, Alex

So, on a scale of 1 to 10, one being cussing in church and ten being having sex with a nun while sacrament is being passed and trying to high-five the priest as you climax... how blasphemous is a missionary using the sacred anointing oil for blessings as lube on his companion?

I'm thinking about 8 - 8.7.

It's a good thing I don't believe in hell. I'd have a box seat by now. \o/

[ETA] After hearing scratching at the door, I LITERALLY just hollered out, "Who let the dog out?" and my children answered back, "Who? Who who who." And now I want to burn my house down.
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