Laura Stone (stoney321) wrote,
Laura Stone

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I haven't done this in a long time

AND YES, whoops capslock! I am spamming.l But whatever, no one but like three of us are posting lately.

I have had a lot of wine. Unfortunately, it was not good wine. But I was raised to be an industrious and non-wasteful Mormon girl, so I have polished off the bottle. (dellatorii pinot grigio, for the record. I cannot reccomend this. McManis Pinot? YES.) You know, there are all these posts coming up everywhere about what is acceptable behavior online, and haha I am drunk and posting baldly, which cannot fit the bill, but whatever.

If you are the type that is constantly upset by your interactions with others, then you might have a problem. If you are always offended or hurt or the like... The problem might not lie with "the mean girls" of which I am ALWAYS associated with, even though I might be the most generous and kind person you've ever met. Ahaha. Ahem. Truly, though. I just... life isn't fair. Life isn't nice. Who told you it should be? Should people not purposely hurt each other? Of course. Should you learn to maybe deal with the fact that life is messy and ugly at times? Yes.

Wow, this was not my intent, but there it is. I would like to state for the record that I read Lydia instructing her sisters of what to expect from sex with Mr. Darcy porn today and read the world NONNY-NONNY and LARYDOODLE. And I stand firmly by the belief that I can make fun of those words at any given time, because are you kidding me? NONNY-NONNY. It's a vagina, people. Although I did use that name as a joke in the Annie parody where I named Connie: Connie Nani, because that makes me laugh.

I think I should eat something. And never buy that wine again. You know what I love? Strong women that LOVE being strong. Why don't more women strive for that? Speak your mind to me, ladies, I love it. (Um, and gents. I know there are a few of you out there. :*) Don't be boobies! Have them, but don't BE them. Ahaha.
In conclusion, i firmly believe that I can no longer write porn. This makes sense in my head. Possibly not in a few hours.

Tags: drunk spazzing
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