Last night I went to bed, wanting to read a bit on my Kindle before getting z's, and I saw that someone laid it upside down. I couldn't get the screen saver to go away, couldn't get anything to load, and when I turned off the Kindle (it had been turned on unbeknownst to me) the screen saver was STILL THERE. Oh my god, I got burn-in! I've not had it for a full week yet!!! I plugged it in to the charger, with plans to take the battery out and see what I could do in the morning.
It worked this morning. Um... it was just out of juice, is all. *head desk* I tossed and turned all night thinking my new present was busted. I will say this: I've had that thing running since Saturday morning and it didn't need to be charged until Thursday. That's better than my cell phone! (All children have had their lives threatened if they touch my Kindle again without permission. Esp. if they leave it on and UPSIDE DOWN on the screen. Gah!)
This morning was made even better than I expected because the BOOZE FAIRY CAME! (I didn't know there was one!)
lynnenne? Your gift came, you sweetheart!
First, this is the outside:
Hahaha: "Do not deliver to an intoxicated person." Which, there's going to be that ONE PERSON that feels compelled to remind me that there is a desease called alcoholism, blah blah blah. Whatever, the idea of someone being drunk enough to NOT go get their own booze by themselves, yet competent enough to go ONLINE and ORDER SOME cracks me up.
And what, pray tell, did the box contain? LIQUID SUNSHINE, my friends.
Milagro Tequila, the best reasonably priced sipping tequila there is. Whoo and a HOOOOO! Oh, Lynne, you are so thoughtful and sweet. (Um, I just realized there's an empty bottle of hootch behind the blue tequila bottle. Um, it's there because I need to carry it to the recycle bin. My house isn't littered with liquor and wine bottles, Honest Engine!
....and now I see why the UPS men aren't allowed to deliver to drunkies. hahahahaha.
Today is school clothes shopping because it's Tax Free Weekend, yay! A whopping 9 bucks per 100 spent in my pocket. That's a movie ticket! :D (Margaritas at mi casa later today, bbs!)
It worked this morning. Um... it was just out of juice, is all. *head desk* I tossed and turned all night thinking my new present was busted. I will say this: I've had that thing running since Saturday morning and it didn't need to be charged until Thursday. That's better than my cell phone! (All children have had their lives threatened if they touch my Kindle again without permission. Esp. if they leave it on and UPSIDE DOWN on the screen. Gah!)
This morning was made even better than I expected because the BOOZE FAIRY CAME! (I didn't know there was one!)
First, this is the outside:
Hahaha: "Do not deliver to an intoxicated person." Which, there's going to be that ONE PERSON that feels compelled to remind me that there is a desease called alcoholism, blah blah blah. Whatever, the idea of someone being drunk enough to NOT go get their own booze by themselves, yet competent enough to go ONLINE and ORDER SOME cracks me up.
And what, pray tell, did the box contain? LIQUID SUNSHINE, my friends.
Milagro Tequila, the best reasonably priced sipping tequila there is. Whoo and a HOOOOO! Oh, Lynne, you are so thoughtful and sweet. (Um, I just realized there's an empty bottle of hootch behind the blue tequila bottle. Um, it's there because I need to carry it to the recycle bin. My house isn't littered with liquor and wine bottles, Honest Engine!
....and now I see why the UPS men aren't allowed to deliver to drunkies. hahahahaha.
Today is school clothes shopping because it's Tax Free Weekend, yay! A whopping 9 bucks per 100 spent in my pocket. That's a movie ticket! :D (Margaritas at mi casa later today, bbs!)
- Spock is::
thirsty
'Oos dis bint, then?
stoney321- Laura Stone
- Hey, Don't Judge Me
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You know, you can get it at Centennial's chain for a pretty good price. It's better priced than Herradura Silver, which is another good one. (I can't drink Cuervo. Nuh uh.)
The beautiful glass you're left with is pretty awesome, too! :D
Booze and lounging are to be expected on that glorious Monday. I'll save you a chaise. ;)
*Infinitely Superior To Kindle
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I didn't think so. What was that about your Sony? Something about it blowing donkey balls? Was that it?
(Except I won't deny that a different cover than the black one my Kindle came with would be awesome...) HI BABY! *smooches yer neck*
Ohh, Booze-o-gram. That really needs to be a business, no? Speaking of booze, I saw a bottle of "Hideous" in the liquor store the other day, and immediately thought of you, LOL.
Booze-o-gram! What I great idea! They can come dressed like saucy cops or firemen for the ladies, or hot nurses for the ladies. Har.
HIDEOUS. I think I saw that! (But I thought I imagined it OH MY GOD. Have you seen Hypnotik? I wonder if it's any good. It looks like molten plastic.)
What's wrong with Cuervo? It makes your lips numb after like 3 shots.
...Cuervo is rot gut, that's why. ;) That's the stuff that makes people think tequila is evil - it's not distilled enough and has all kind of junk in it, which is why you feel like crap.
If there's any way that I can convince the people of the world to leave Cuervo alone, I WILL DO IT!! *stands with a fist*
Rot gut? Hahahaha. It's strong that's for damn sure...but after the first couple of shots it tastes...like your lips are numb.
You're supposed to feel like crap? \o/
Just teasing. I don't get hangovers. *G*
ILU, Stoney! ENJOY!
I LOVE YOU MORE!
I fully support other people drinking, though. Have fun!
Not that I do that sort of thing anymore.... :D
What is the website that allows you to order online and send alcohol?! I've decided that this would probably be the best birthday gift for the boyfriend. Really. And since I probably won't be able to SEE him on his birthday, I might as well send him tons of alcohol to make up for it. Yes, this logic makes sense to me. (I'm not an alcoholic, really. Hee. :P)
I so want to try that tequila! Yum.
Now: ANSWER! (I totally heard you ask that in Dwight Schrute's voice, incidentally) And having alcohol brought TO YOU is truly the best gift there is, I completely agree with you! :D
The website is winedelight.com and it's freaking awesome. (And Milagro - really, it's just delicious. Herradura Silver is good too, and easier to find locally for most people out of Texas/New Mexico.)
Uh, thanks for the link, random person.