fandom and stuff.)
Summary, Edward Cullen, the diamondy, sparkly, rainbow making vampire, is a virgin. A 100 year old virgin, so take that. The premise is all the other vamps in his family are boning like monkeys in the house while he seethes (and presses wildflowers.) I laughed and laughed and laughed at this.
You don't have to read the Twilight books to laugh, thank heaven.