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Tears of a Clown

In Sparkle-News, I made up a drinking game. Now, this is the kind of game that will get you seriously hammered, if not dead from alcohol poisoning. Smeyers: She really, really needs a Thesaurus, stat.

Get out your lady drinks, take a charcoal pill, and let's read the books!Collapse )

You'll notice that I've included the leaked book, Midnight Sun, and keep in mind it's only a handful of chapters, so the count tally for the possibly finished version will be way, WAY higher. And talk about laziness... It's Twilight, all the same dialogue, but from a different POV. And oh! I forgot all the stalker moments! i started counting every time Edward was really creepy/stalkerish (he even refers to himself as a stalker. UM, WHAT.)

Total count for the 12 chapters? 15. And that's a conservative number, because I counted all the stuff that happened IN ONE NIGHT as one. Dude, he reminds himself to buy OIL so he can make it so her bedroom window won't squeak. You know, because he doesn't want to WAKE HER UP while he's watching her. THAT IS FREAKY, SMEYERS.

Someone needs to record how many times Bella's heart stops beating/she stops breathing due to the nearness and perfectness of Edward. That's a double digit, for sure.

Okay, back to photoshopping "Jacob's" head on Professor Lupin. Hahahaha.


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Aug. 18th, 2009 01:37 am (UTC)
The chagrin thing really got to me while reading the books. Even more so than the words perfect and beautiful.

I haven't read Midnight Sun, but I totally want to now. Edward sounds freaking creepy (like he wasn't already...).
Aug. 18th, 2009 01:55 am (UTC)
Oh my god, how irritating was "chagrin????" Gah.
Dec. 23rd, 2009 11:33 pm (UTC)
I got here via a link in a comment on a review of the Twilight board-game (found for me by my partner who's a wargame nerd: http://www.boardgamegeek.com/thread/473133 ). If I had to pick a Twiltard-game to play, this sounds much better than the official boardgame!
Jan. 7th, 2010 04:47 pm (UTC)

We tried to do a drinking game for the New Moon movie but included an "Ow" clause. That is, anytime something is sufficiently awkward, painful, or creepy you can call "Ow" and drink. We forgot about the rest of the rules after about 15 minutes.
Jan. 7th, 2010 05:34 pm (UTC)
That's hilarious!
Jonathon Riddle
Sep. 20th, 2011 08:14 pm (UTC)
Sparkle Bingo Card
Here are few other considerations for often repeated words and literary devices SMeyer uses in the Twilight book series. I'm currently using the audio-book version as the platform of a drinking game. Besides using "perfect/ly" and "beautiful/ly", I've also added the following:



Any time a sentence begins with an adverb.

Drink in good health!
Sep. 20th, 2011 09:56 pm (UTC)
Re: Sparkle Bingo Card
*salutes* I always drink to health! Or the day. Or the phone ringing. Or the...

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Reading this? I'm just curious. Because that's really detail-oriented of you. Feel free to stop reading. But you can see that there's more here, so are you going to keep reading? Really? That's pretty dedicated. I'm impressed. No, really. I'm not being sarcastic, why do you get like that? See, this is the problem I have with your mother - yes. YES. I'm going there. It's time we put all of our cards on the table.

I love you, why are you doing this? After all we've been through? You don't have to be like this. You know, still reading. You could be baking a pie. And then sharing it with me.

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