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Tears of a Clown

In Sparkle-News, I made up a drinking game. Now, this is the kind of game that will get you seriously hammered, if not dead from alcohol poisoning. Smeyers: She really, really needs a Thesaurus, stat.

Every time you read the words:

  • UGH

you take a drink. Call the hospital and set up a donor liver before starting, because GOOD LORD, Perfect will raise your blood alcohol to death levels.

You'll notice that I've included the leaked book, Midnight Sun, and keep in mind it's only a handful of chapters, so the count tally for the possibly finished version will be way, WAY higher. And talk about laziness... It's Twilight, all the same dialogue, but from a different POV. And oh! I forgot all the stalker moments! i started counting every time Edward was really creepy/stalkerish (he even refers to himself as a stalker. UM, WHAT.)

Total count for the 12 chapters? 15. And that's a conservative number, because I counted all the stuff that happened IN ONE NIGHT as one. Dude, he reminds himself to buy OIL so he can make it so her bedroom window won't squeak. You know, because he doesn't want to WAKE HER UP while he's watching her. THAT IS FREAKY, SMEYERS.

Someone needs to record how many times Bella's heart stops beating/she stops breathing due to the nearness and perfectness of Edward. That's a double digit, for sure.

Okay, back to photoshopping "Jacob's" head on Professor Lupin. Hahahaha.


Aug. 28th, 2008 03:18 pm (UTC)
Just to make sure that I fulfill my spamming quota today...

I adore this quote - the movie might actually almost be worth watching:

“When you read the book,” says Pattinson, ... “it’s like, ‘Edward Cullen was so beautiful I creamed myself.’ I mean, every line is liked that. He’s the most ridiculous person who’s so amazing at everything. I think a lot of actors tried to play that aspect. I just couldn’t do that. And the more I read the script, the more I hated this guy, so that’s how I played him, as a manic-depressive who hates himself. Plus, he’s a 108 year-old virgin so he’s obviously got some issues there.”
Aug. 28th, 2008 03:25 pm (UTC)
Isn't that hilarious? I love the contempt he has for the character he'll be in bed with for the next year or two. Bwah!
Sep. 5th, 2008 08:09 pm (UTC)
My respect for Pattison skyrocketed. Thanks. :D
Jul. 17th, 2010 10:06 am (UTC)
Ditto here.
Jun. 5th, 2009 07:30 pm (UTC)
Robert Pattinson definitely just got some major points in my book.
Jun. 20th, 2009 12:23 am (UTC)
Yes, so emo!
Jul. 15th, 2009 12:50 am (UTC)
"that’s how I played him, as a manic-depressive who hates himself."


That's beyond awesome. I thought movie Edward was whiny; glad to know he was *supposed* to be that way. :D
Aug. 10th, 2009 10:08 pm (UTC)
That line definitely should have read "how I attempted to play him". Because the manic part was definitely missing. For that matter so was the depressive except for one or two instances. The rest of the time it was like a marble statue had come to life and was attempting to act.


Are You Actually

Reading this? I'm just curious. Because that's really detail-oriented of you. Feel free to stop reading. But you can see that there's more here, so are you going to keep reading? Really? That's pretty dedicated. I'm impressed. No, really. I'm not being sarcastic, why do you get like that? See, this is the problem I have with your mother - yes. YES. I'm going there. It's time we put all of our cards on the table.

I love you, why are you doing this? After all we've been through? You don't have to be like this. You know, still reading. You could be baking a pie. And then sharing it with me.

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