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Tears of a Clown

In Sparkle-News, I made up a drinking game. Now, this is the kind of game that will get you seriously hammered, if not dead from alcohol poisoning. Smeyers: She really, really needs a Thesaurus, stat.

Every time you read the words:

  • UGH

you take a drink. Call the hospital and set up a donor liver before starting, because GOOD LORD, Perfect will raise your blood alcohol to death levels.

You'll notice that I've included the leaked book, Midnight Sun, and keep in mind it's only a handful of chapters, so the count tally for the possibly finished version will be way, WAY higher. And talk about laziness... It's Twilight, all the same dialogue, but from a different POV. And oh! I forgot all the stalker moments! i started counting every time Edward was really creepy/stalkerish (he even refers to himself as a stalker. UM, WHAT.)

Total count for the 12 chapters? 15. And that's a conservative number, because I counted all the stuff that happened IN ONE NIGHT as one. Dude, he reminds himself to buy OIL so he can make it so her bedroom window won't squeak. You know, because he doesn't want to WAKE HER UP while he's watching her. THAT IS FREAKY, SMEYERS.

Someone needs to record how many times Bella's heart stops beating/she stops breathing due to the nearness and perfectness of Edward. That's a double digit, for sure.

Okay, back to photoshopping "Jacob's" head on Professor Lupin. Hahahaha.


Aug. 30th, 2008 02:26 am (UTC)
I guess that one didn't hit me like "ugh" and the rest. I wanted to smack a person everytime I read ugh or a variant of perfect.
Sep. 28th, 2008 02:51 am (UTC)
Rainbow Sparkles
As an author, sometimes she makes me ashamed of my profession. Gee - let's see do I want to read a book from the perspective of a self proclaimed stalker and monster (and don't forget CAD)? Does Ted Bundy have a book? Because at least I would know I wouldn't read the words Rainbow Sparkles in the same sentence. Does Crayola know about this? Are they planning a special box of Cullen Crayons to tie in with the movie? Maybe as a Mickey D's promo? And you people wonder why every time you see Rob Pattinson these days he's drunk. You would be, too.
Jun. 5th, 2010 03:12 pm (UTC)
Re: Rainbow Sparkles
he always looks stoned to me, actually. XD


Are You Actually

Reading this? I'm just curious. Because that's really detail-oriented of you. Feel free to stop reading. But you can see that there's more here, so are you going to keep reading? Really? That's pretty dedicated. I'm impressed. No, really. I'm not being sarcastic, why do you get like that? See, this is the problem I have with your mother - yes. YES. I'm going there. It's time we put all of our cards on the table.

I love you, why are you doing this? After all we've been through? You don't have to be like this. You know, still reading. You could be baking a pie. And then sharing it with me.

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