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Yeah, you read that right. This just hit me this morning, so while I drank my coffee and turned MSNBC to a dull roar, this came out. (I'm leaving early in the morning for NYC, so I won't be around until Monday. Have a good weekend, everyone!)

Title: Northern Lights.
Who?: Sarah/Edward, General Audiences
Huh?: What if Edward had tried love before Bella?
What?: A series of letters from Edward to the woman who holds his esteem and ardor.

To Sarah, my beloved, dulcet darling...Collapse )

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prix_etoile
Nov. 19th, 2008 04:27 pm (UTC)
I don't even remember how I got here...all I know is my life is complete.

This was amazing. This is why I wander the internets when at work. Not for WORK purposes of course.

To spit my coke out because I'm laughing so hard is the REAL reason!
stoney321
Nov. 19th, 2008 04:50 pm (UTC)
Hahahahahaha, who on earth would use their computer for work at work? A bunch of straight-laced no-bad-niks, that's who!

I'm happy to know I got you to laugh, huzzah!
elliptic_eye
Nov. 19th, 2008 06:18 pm (UTC)
ART.

Petrach himself would weep.
stoney321
Nov. 19th, 2008 09:31 pm (UTC)
*points to icon*

YOU'RE WELCOME.

(hahahaha, did this little thing get linked somewhere? If so, cool!)
lyrangalia
Nov. 19th, 2008 09:42 pm (UTC)
Got here from Smart Bitches, and I have to say, this is fantastic. Right up there with Growing Up Cullen.

Emmett's note at the end? Perfect ender.
stoney321
Nov. 19th, 2008 10:14 pm (UTC)
Oh, thanks for the heads up on the linkage - I was wondering where all you smart bit- er, ladies were coming from! ;)

I'm happy to have made you laugh!
reipan
Nov. 19th, 2008 11:25 pm (UTC)
Also here from Smart Bitches.

...there's no easy way for me to say this...

...marry me?
stoney321
Nov. 19th, 2008 11:33 pm (UTC)
It's weird, but my husband gets all weird when I try and marry someone else. He's SUCH a baby.

Ahahaha, I take it you laughed, which pleases me greatly!
viedma
Nov. 20th, 2008 04:12 am (UTC)
HAVE MY SPARKLY BABIES.
I love how the salutations get progressively chillier. This is too great!

stoney321
Nov. 20th, 2008 12:44 pm (UTC)
What's great is your MSTK3 icon!!

Thank you for reading!
... - viedma - Nov. 25th, 2008 04:15 am (UTC) - Expand
jadesfire2
Nov. 20th, 2008 10:57 am (UTC)
I...I don't know if I can handle so much win in one place! It's DAZZLING me!!
stoney321
Nov. 20th, 2008 12:58 pm (UTC)
Do I dazzle you? (Heee, couldn't resist)

Thanks for reading!
draickinphoenix
Nov. 20th, 2008 04:49 pm (UTC)
(sent here by dragonsinger)

*headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk*

*dies*

Oh...my...GOD! This is %(@#$*&^ hilarious! I don't know you, but I love you. You are my new best friend and have made my life complete.

*dies again*
stoney321
Nov. 20th, 2008 05:04 pm (UTC)
*awaits benefits that I will most certainly reap from being your new best friend*

:D I'm glad to know you laughed! Thanks for reading and letting me know.
mach2kudou
Nov. 20th, 2008 08:00 pm (UTC)
hahaha this is amazing. emmett <3
stoney321
Nov. 20th, 2008 08:22 pm (UTC)
Heh, thank you! Oh, Emmett. One of the few redeeming qualities of the Twilight books... ;)
... - mach2kudou - Nov. 20th, 2008 10:19 pm (UTC) - Expand
branwell2000
Nov. 21st, 2008 01:05 am (UTC)
Thanks for a the good laughs
and the good lines to read out loud to my significant other.
stoney321
Nov. 21st, 2008 01:20 am (UTC)
Heee! you are most welcome!
slobber_neck
Nov. 22nd, 2008 03:12 am (UTC)
OH. MY. GOD. This is truly the best thing I have ever read in my entire lifetime. That is all.
stoney321
Nov. 22nd, 2008 04:32 pm (UTC)
Hee! Well, I *DO* like to think I'm right up there with Proust... (haha.)

Thanks for reading! I'm happy to know you enjoyed it.
rose_cat
Nov. 22nd, 2008 09:59 am (UTC)
*falling off chair laughing* You are a genius!
stoney321
Nov. 22nd, 2008 04:32 pm (UTC)
I believe you meant SUPER genius. Hahaha, thanks for reading, I'm happy to know you laughed!
user_undefined
Nov. 23rd, 2008 09:04 pm (UTC)
So, so, so good. Thank you for giving my life a little more surreality. XD Both "characters" (I guess technically Palin is a person?) are so over-the-top and ridiculous that the ship actually kind of works.

Favorite line: "You have destroyed me utterly. // Do it again." Rowr.
stoney321
Nov. 28th, 2008 04:12 pm (UTC)
HEEE. I'm happy to know this made you laugh, yay! (Sorry for the late reply, holidays and all.) Thanks for reading!
envy_dream
Nov. 28th, 2008 05:48 am (UTC)
BRILLIANT. :D!!
stoney321
Nov. 28th, 2008 04:14 pm (UTC)
Aww, thank you!
ubiquirk
Dec. 2nd, 2008 11:15 pm (UTC)
I'm so glad beer sent me here - this story rocks! Thanks for using the sparkly one to poke a big spork in Palin!
timesrunning
Dec. 3rd, 2008 05:22 am (UTC)
This story made my night, perhaps my year...Thank You!
stoney321
Dec. 3rd, 2008 01:06 pm (UTC)
you are welcome! Thanks for reading.
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Reading this? I'm just curious. Because that's really detail-oriented of you. Feel free to stop reading. But you can see that there's more here, so are you going to keep reading? Really? That's pretty dedicated. I'm impressed. No, really. I'm not being sarcastic, why do you get like that? See, this is the problem I have with your mother - yes. YES. I'm going there. It's time we put all of our cards on the table.

I love you, why are you doing this? After all we've been through? You don't have to be like this. You know, still reading. You could be baking a pie. And then sharing it with me.

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