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Don't buy the "special chili" from this guy: Leatherface

If a house looks like it has eyes, and there were people killed in it, don't buy said house: amityville

If your child takes on this appearance: reagan must die It's time to spill a few (7 approximately) gallons of gasoline on the porch and drop a match.

This is NOT the heimlich maneuver: Texas Chainsaw massacre

Never (BUT NEVER!!) pick up hitch-hikers: the hitcher

If you dream that you've had sex with a hell beast and wake up pregnant, do not accept special herbals and/or necklaces from these ladies: creepy neighbors of Rosemary

Let's face it. Twins are evil: comeplay with us Danneeee

And if you see dead people, pluck out your eyes and get a dog: 6th sense

But not this dog: Cujo - RUN!

Oh. And don't be black or have sex. Happy Hallowe'en!!!!
*mini-Almond Joys and Snickers in your bags*


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Oct. 31st, 2004 02:59 pm (UTC)
But I'm apprx. 1/2 so what'll happen to meeee???
And Nick Brendon is a twin, does that make him evil?

:: pets Cujo with a pitchfork ::
Oct. 31st, 2004 03:34 pm (UTC)
D'oh, I meant '1/2 black'
Oct. 31st, 2004 04:38 pm (UTC)
Dude. According to the laws of horror movies, if you aren't the first one to go, you'll be third. Nice knowing ya!

*pets your soon to be sliced off head*
Oct. 31st, 2004 05:10 pm (UTC)
part of my rationale in figuring "who's gonna die" at the end of "Angel" was that Gunn HAD TO survive, because they were NOT going to get saddled with killing the black guy again. (After Kendra & Mr. Trick were the only people of color to show up in the first 3 seasons of Buffy!) Same way you knew Principal Wood was going to live no matter how annoying he might be. Of course, Joss outsmarted me with "Not Fade Away"; I wasn't counting on the possibility of EVERYBODY dying, in which case Gunn's apparently-mortal wound just blends into the scenery.

total change of subject (I've noted to Sue lately that I will say "total change of subject" when switching from one picky-ass thing about "Angel" to another picky-ass thing about "Angel.") anyway, have you noticed that I have (1) a growing Wes-obsession and (2) serious insomnia. Is there some way to treat these conditions jointly?
Oct. 31st, 2004 05:44 pm (UTC)
Insomnia versus Wes obsession: stare at a plate of mini-reubens until you fall asleep? Pour over an endless stack of reference novels? Not allow yourself to love?

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Oct. 31st, 2004 04:39 pm (UTC)
Although, politics will be the next genre of horror on our American wasteland...

The kids look GREAT!! Except for Emily, who will NOT wear a costume, so she's hanging out with me passing out candy. Boo!! I made her the cutest costume, too. Poop.
Oct. 31st, 2004 05:22 pm (UTC)
Face it, unless any of us are secretly Jaime Lee Curtis or Jennifer Love Hewitt, we're all so dead.

So, how do you think you'd die if you found yourself in a horror movie? I think I'd be the geeky nerdy girl who's staying late in the chemistry lab for some reason, maybe I broke in to do an experiment to try to figure out who the killer is, and the killer creeps up on me, I am comically surprised (because it's funny to kill nerds, don'tcha know) and then he skewers me to death with pipettes or something.
Oct. 31st, 2004 05:43 pm (UTC)
Dude. Just saw that all of the pictures didn't load. Poop! I had wicked cool pics I found of the evil twins on The Shining, awesome Texas Chainsaw Massacre pics... WAHHH!!!

And you so get points for using "pipette." I, personally, believe that I would be tossed into the autoclave and set of "sterilize."
*clipboard and notes clatter to the floor*
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Oct. 31st, 2004 06:19 pm (UTC)
I KNOW!!! It's so rare to find a scary movie that really IS scary. Rosemary's Baby freaks me out, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (original) scare the bejeebus out of me (dude: it happens in the DAY.) and *shudder* The Ring. Gah. Good stuff. Slasher movies are just plain silly.

Thanks for playing with me tonight!!
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Reading this? I'm just curious. Because that's really detail-oriented of you. Feel free to stop reading. But you can see that there's more here, so are you going to keep reading? Really? That's pretty dedicated. I'm impressed. No, really. I'm not being sarcastic, why do you get like that? See, this is the problem I have with your mother - yes. YES. I'm going there. It's time we put all of our cards on the table.

I love you, why are you doing this? After all we've been through? You don't have to be like this. You know, still reading. You could be baking a pie. And then sharing it with me.

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