DO NOT CLICK IF BIG GIANT SPIDERS SCARE YOU. Do not even think you can be mad at me if you click.
....you're totally going to click aren't you? (This makes me think of "There's a Monster at the End of This Book!" with my pal Grover.)
THAT, my friends, was what spun a web outside my front door, wanting to catch my FACE and EAT IT.