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number one. I am slightly tipsy. I blame an entire bottle of Cab Sav from Chile, but I'm prejudiced.
number two. I have made an Obama tee shirt with the magic of the Iron On (I love that stuff) and I will take a picture and post it tomorrow. It may be the greatest thing ever seen by human eyes.
number three. I have an unhealthy (wait, really?) crush on Keith Olberman, and can't pin it down to the snark, the smarts, or the silver. Mmm, all three plus the glasses. Rawr.
number four. The Mr. really REALLY should not be out of town tonight. Those lines? Read between them.
number five. there are folks out there that haven't been around much and I miss them. Consider this a shout out and some lovings from me.

I have cheese straws that will go WONDERFULLY with this wine. (shut up, I have lots of bottles and they NEED ME.) I go to them. (Shoot, tomorrow I have to walk 18 miles plus finish cleaning. I DESERVE the wine. Or some shit.)

OH! I almost forgot! Those of you that poured in the donations on Friday??? You made me cry. I love you for it. <3 <3 <3


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Nov. 3rd, 2008 03:19 am (UTC)
IRON-ON T-SHIRT DECALS! So much awesome, I don't know where to start.
Nov. 3rd, 2008 03:21 am (UTC)
I LOVE IRON ON SHIRT DECALS!! Dude: DO YOU NEED ONE?!?!? I have all the papers for it, and if I can print it off of my computer, it is YOURS!

Do you need a puffy "Fabulous!" iron on? :D
Nov. 3rd, 2008 03:23 am (UTC)
YES! I need iron-on decals! YES!

Hahahaha, send whichever ones you want! I will find the t-shirt base and wear them all around!
Nov. 3rd, 2008 03:24 am (UTC)
I will create a masterpiece JUST FOR YOU.

I have an entire box of iron-on papers, so I make crazy things for the kids all the time. It's like Shrinky Dinks: fun times for all!!
Nov. 3rd, 2008 03:25 am (UTC)
That is ridiculously cool!

I LOVED Shrinky Dinks! Omg, parentally sanctioned use of an oven for FUNTIMES!
Nov. 3rd, 2008 03:34 am (UTC)
Shrinky Dinks and Colorforms - the toys of my childhood.

See, this is why I heart you tons.
Nov. 3rd, 2008 03:31 am (UTC)
Keith Olberman. I could just eat. him. up.

Lovey, is there something *else* I could donate for the walk? I is so broke, but I'm so proud of you. (And so grateful that the lump in my boob is beign.)
Nov. 3rd, 2008 03:33 am (UTC)
Seriously, cheering me on and encouraging me to not quit is EVERY BIT as important as the monetary angle. It makes me come back every year, you see! And as I've reached my goal, do not take it to heart!)

I'm so glad to know that, too! (And good for you for being pro-active and getting things checked!!)
Nov. 3rd, 2008 03:44 am (UTC)
OMG, though, they squished my boobages SO HARD that they were sore for hours later. Or that was PMS, I'm not sure. But I have a bruise where the machine caught my underarm skin. Yi.

And the nurse said something that was along the lines of "okay you can take your left breast out (of the machine)" and my brain heard the hokey pokey song and I got the silly giggles and did a little shimmy to "shake it all about" (with my gown back on, because otherwise, ew.) and the nurse got the silly giggles and we got me in the next position and I said, "But the hokey pokey never tried to make anyone's bits two-dimensional." And we started laughing again which made it very hard to keep still. Very unproductive, but it sure helped my nerves.

Also, OMG, what do you take to help your knees? Mine are keeling me.

Edited at 2008-11-03 03:45 am (UTC)
Nov. 3rd, 2008 03:48 am (UTC)
Next time, my love, ask for the MRI version. No pancake boob!

My knees? Surgery! Barring that, lots of Aleve and many many soaks with Epsom salts. I love me some Epsom salts. Stretching is good for them, too. Sit on the floor, foot out, and lift your leg up, hold for ten. Do that as many times as you can, then lay on your side (you can do this in bed) and grab your ankle, pulling your leg up as far as you can, hold and breath. Try and pull it further each time, and it stretches out all the achy stuff that surrounds your knee.
Nov. 3rd, 2008 03:54 am (UTC)
I've been doing those stretches, plus some massage, because the outer muscles of my thighs are strongerthan my inner, so my kneecaps actually get kind of pulled toward the outside, so they get kind of stuck, and I have to loosen them up. And I have a kid's ball that I use to squeeeze for inner thigh work.

Bed exercises are awesome. Not as good as the pool, but when it's cold and I'm having pain problems, I can get more exercise in 'cause I'm already there. I have a cardio move (marching in place with your arms back and forth) called the "dying bug." Hee.

thanks for the tips!
Nov. 3rd, 2008 03:33 am (UTC)
*toasts you with horrible Malbec* When I give up on trying to drink this, I'm gonna see if it works on slow drains.

Aw, I can't wait to see your Obama tee. I have a friend who's been knitting change purses (and calling them Change purses--hee!) that look like the Obama logo, and I just got my daughter one. Only I keep carrying it around instead and rubbing my cheek on it like it's a kitten. I probably shouldn't do this outside the house. I don't wanna lose votes for the man.
Nov. 3rd, 2008 03:35 am (UTC)
Oooh, I like some Malbecs! Do you have a punky one? I shall share mine with you in spirit!

That is the coolest thing EVER! If you can take a picture of it, please do - that's awesome! But hahahahaha to you stroking it. you have NO JUDGMENT from me! I think Obama's dreamy.
Nov. 3rd, 2008 03:58 am (UTC)
Yeah, this one ain't right. *squints at bottle* To the drain with you, mister!

Why, I happen to have a pic right here. She's been selling them on Etsy and giving part of her profits to the campaign.

He is indeed a damned fine-looking man. *snuggles change purse more* Heh.

Happy walking to you tomorrow!
Nov. 3rd, 2008 03:36 am (UTC)
I have made an Obama tee shirt with the magic of the Iron On

You are drunkenly awesome! DRINK WATER!
Nov. 3rd, 2008 03:39 am (UTC)
I AM! And come on, didn't NY prove that I don't normally puke when I drink? Will nothing erase that from your mind??

Here's the slogan for my tee: "Honky Moms For Obama" and I have a picture of him. (Does "honky" translate? Do you speak Sanscrit?)
Nov. 3rd, 2008 03:46 am (UTC)
We didn't even get drunk in NY! We were the lamest of the lamest. I didn't even get to score any crack. (Though the fact that I didn't have to stagger though the day with my eyes hanging out, dry retching, is kind of a good thing when all's said and done).

Here's the slogan for my tee: "Honky Moms For Obama" and I have a picture of him.

<3's you like woah. :D
Nov. 3rd, 2008 03:36 am (UTC)
Enjoy your walk tomorrow!!! *cheers you on*
Nov. 3rd, 2008 03:39 am (UTC)
I will! But I'll enjoy the one this weekend with FRIENDS even more.

Also: HI LYNNE. I love you bunches.
Nov. 3rd, 2008 03:52 am (UTC)
ILU TOO, DRUNKEN STONEY! Are you drinking Carmen? That wine is DELICIOUS.

Hey, did you see The Simpsons tonight? There were Catholic jokes!!! HEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Also, Abraham Lincoln grabbed Homer's ass. I love my gay cartoon show.
Nov. 3rd, 2008 04:28 am (UTC)
A#1. I love Drunk!Stoney SO VERY, VERY MUCH. Tis true.

B#2. I used to rock the iron-on decal shirts like whoa and, truth be told, still love to do so. DECAL SHIRTS FTW.

C#3. See A#1.

*smishes you*
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Nov. 3rd, 2008 06:53 pm (UTC)
I just posted it, if you're interested. I think it's pretty damn funny, if I do say so myself.

YOU are also awesome! *squish*
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Reading this? I'm just curious. Because that's really detail-oriented of you. Feel free to stop reading. But you can see that there's more here, so are you going to keep reading? Really? That's pretty dedicated. I'm impressed. No, really. I'm not being sarcastic, why do you get like that? See, this is the problem I have with your mother - yes. YES. I'm going there. It's time we put all of our cards on the table.

I love you, why are you doing this? After all we've been through? You don't have to be like this. You know, still reading. You could be baking a pie. And then sharing it with me.

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