1. I've been pretending that there are fwoomp tubes (technically called pneumatic tubes, but I prefer my moniker) that shoot food to those I love (or ME, which technically falls in the same category, har) and THERE USED TO BE FOOD FWOOMP TUBES! Oh, Science, why can't we go back to the glory days?!
2. If you have a "bucket list," you're going to need to get everything crossed off by September because Tom Hanks will be flipping the power switch to Cern's Large Hadron Collider. This has a Steven Spielberg disaster movie written all over it. We're going to need a biggerboat earth. I don't have too many problems with ol' Hanks, but... why him? Why not, say, the awesome Honda Robot to signify the taking over of earth by Cyberdyne's renegade machines the wave of the future? And now I have "Kick boxing? Sport of the future?" in my head, which isn't a bad thing. This is my brain on drugs. Drugs = oatmeal and coffee.
3. I am getting everything organized before my surgery on Monday morning as a) my husband will be out of town on business b) there are many things going on with the kids and c) my sister is coming up to take care of things for a few days while I ride the white pony. I mean, while I recoup.
Oh, who am I kidding? I'm not having "medically necessary nasal surgery," I'm going to rehab. All that coke did its number on me.* Plus, I'm getting elective plastic surgery. Things I'm getting tweaked:
Feel free to offer up suggestions for body additions/subtractions while I'm getting everything for the low low rate of my after deductible costs. :D After today I'll be radio silent for a while, so if any of you are coming over here from my Twilight posts (there's been a rash of comments there again) I don't care that you love those books. Go crazy nuts. Just not here. :)
* I am being sarcastic.
[ETA] I think I'm going to ask for the Jocelyn Widlenstein treatment, but I'll ask for a bull dog's mug so she and I can fight on Pay Per View!
2. If you have a "bucket list," you're going to need to get everything crossed off by September because Tom Hanks will be flipping the power switch to Cern's Large Hadron Collider. This has a Steven Spielberg disaster movie written all over it. We're going to need a bigger
3. I am getting everything organized before my surgery on Monday morning as a) my husband will be out of town on business b) there are many things going on with the kids and c) my sister is coming up to take care of things for a few days while I ride the white pony. I mean, while I recoup.
Oh, who am I kidding? I'm not having "medically necessary nasal surgery," I'm going to rehab. All that coke did its number on me.* Plus, I'm getting elective plastic surgery. Things I'm getting tweaked:
- breast implants, but for my shoulder blades. I'll never need a pillow again!
- knife inserts under my fingernails - not for fighting evil, but for package/mail opening ease
- a sympathy ridge between my eyes - I won't have to actually care about things, but I'll look like I care. [taps temple] Time saver de-luxe.
- tracheotomy - I wanna scare my kids straight about smoking. I'll have to take up smoking, but it'll be worth it, right?
- liposuction, but only on the backs of my knees. If you can't see the veins when the swelling has gone down, then I won't feel thin.
- extra liver so I can drink more. Party at my place, whooo!
- dental implants in the form of saber-teeth. I'm bringing it back Pleistocene style!
Feel free to offer up suggestions for body additions/subtractions while I'm getting everything for the low low rate of my after deductible costs. :D After today I'll be radio silent for a while, so if any of you are coming over here from my Twilight posts (there's been a rash of comments there again) I don't care that you love those books. Go crazy nuts. Just not here. :)
* I am being sarcastic.
[ETA] I think I'm going to ask for the Jocelyn Widlenstein treatment, but I'll ask for a bull dog's mug so she and I can fight on Pay Per View!
- Spock is::
preparing for the wave of the future
'Oos dis bint, then?
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- Hey, Don't Judge Me
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And if we're doing unnecessary surgery, can I suggest metal brainpan? If you do it just right, you can receive radio transmissions!
Also, as my ex-roomie once said "Large Hadron Collider... what a stupid name for a stargate".
Chevron one, engaged!
Hahahaha - it's TOTALLY a stargate. (I even wrote a little fic about that very thing, hee.)
Ahhh... Talk about time savers!
Have a wonderful, productive surgery, and don't forget to wear clean panties devoid of rips and tears. Just in case. *nods*
*huggles*
CLEAN PANTIES: check. I hope my doc won't need to get to my sinuses via panty-duct.... O_O
Hahahaha, and THANK YOU!
while you're in rehabduring your surgery and recovery. *rests my head on your shoulder blade breast*And seriously, wouldn't you love to hug someone from behind and have boobs for your face to rest on AND for your hands to hold? I'm a giver, what can I say.
Have fun with those drugs!
:)
How about heel implants? Like having heeled shoes on, but instead you have comfy gel support! And an extra two inches in height!
Or maybe tiny wings, those could be fun....
*twirls you*
Don't forget to bring something to read/write/do while you lie in bed all doped up and stuffed full of gauze. And your own pillow, perhaps, as hospital pillows suck.
And music.
Be pain free, come home soon!
:)
One of my tasks today and tomorrow is to organize reading/DVD material for that very thing. *nods* Thank you very much, hahahaha, I'll be home soon! :D
Oh, and Hanks is turning it on because he's in the movie based on Angels and Demons (by the DaVinci Code guy...I forgot his name). There's actually quite a bit about the collider in the beginning of the book.
Speedy recovery!!!
Mae
Thank you for the well wishes!! <3
Angelina-style lip implants.
Good luck with the surgery and enjoy the good drugs!
Thank you very much! *hugs*
No cankle-implant surgery? I hear those really catch Bill Clinton's eye. :(
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*imagines jogging with the sloshing sound*
THANK YOU SUGAR BEET. I want the docs to have smart hands, so I like your first idea a LOT. :D <3 <3 <3
XOXOXOXOX
(PS: you kill me, chica.)
(Hahahaha, yay!) :D
PS Good luck with your surgery, I hope you have a speedy recovery. *hugs*
Thank you very much! XOXOX
I hope the surgery goes over smoothly!
...unless someone invents Mad Eye Mooney's magical eye, that is. That would come in handy. :D
Thank you so much!
Genius! Or just one implant where your tailbone is, then you can lean back comfy always.
Oh and random fact, but apparently Stevie Nicks did so much coke she did blow out her septum. She has a dime sized hole in it.
Hope everything goes well!
Thank you, me too!