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Laughing so hard. Awesome ShamWow! parody.

If this isn't funny to you, you might not enjoy hanging out here. I'm just saying. I have been laughing all morning at this, most especially at the "bonus gift with purchase if you act now." Oh my god, so funny. "Guys, we're gonna damage the nation's meat bananas one coc% shot at a time." This isn't work safe, unless you work at a totally cool place where you can say cuss words. (C word for dudes, F word at the end)

And in cleaner ha has, this picture never fails to crack me up. Mostly because I hear the cat singing "One! Singular sensation, every single step she takes..."

I'm filming a commercial tonight for a local dentoost en Español, which continues to crack me up. I mean, I'm in TEXAS. And they picked me? (Hint: I'm not Hispanic.) Alrighty! *cashes check* (I'm going to try and convince them to let me say it as Christopher Walken. Why won't anyone let me do my impressions? Hahahaha.)

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Mar. 24th, 2009 02:53 pm (UTC)
God damn. XD; That's great. I never could figure out if that ShamWow thing was a joke or not initially. I just sat there staring at the TV like, "...they're not serious, right..."
Mar. 24th, 2009 02:55 pm (UTC)
I HAVE A SHAMWOW! Note: it was a gift given to me, I did not purchase it. (But it totally works, I have to say.)

I love those kind of State Fair Barker commercials. They remind me of the old Ronco commercials from my youth. "Hey, babe, I'll be back to pick you up later!"
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Mar. 24th, 2009 03:00 pm (UTC)
::snorts seltzer out nose:: Somehow, the part I like best is the bored-looking guys (except for that one terrified-looking guy in the white shirt) who just keep letting him

"My boyfriend gets really winded." HEEEE.

Boy, I bet kitchen clean-up is realllllly different for whoever wrote this.

Hey, have you ever seen Kevin Spacey's Christopher Walken impression? Hell, any of his impressions. They're awesome.

Mar. 24th, 2009 03:14 pm (UTC)
I'm looking forward most to the nine Jesus cards! hahaha, that parody was awesome.

I HAVE seen Kevin Spacy's impression, it's the Gold Standard!
Mar. 24th, 2009 03:04 pm (UTC)
Oh it's a Cock-o-matic! Glad to see Spock back to approve. He had obviously just been cock-shotted and had to adjust his facial expression. Great value too. Those things cost £19.95 in this country and no free Jesus cards.
Mar. 24th, 2009 03:15 pm (UTC)
Spock is trying to decide how logical was the choice of a hard boiled egg and cornichon to stand in... place of *cough*

With the Euro how it is right, now you should buy three of these!
Mar. 24th, 2009 03:19 pm (UTC)
I only have two hands but it's always as well to have a spare in the cupboard. Your pantry filling skills would appreciate that sentiment.
Mar. 24th, 2009 03:30 pm (UTC)
Think about how useful this would be during the Zombie Apocalypse! Not for zombies, obviously, but for that inevitable whiny guy that just can't man up and fight. You don't want to repopulate the earth with that douche nozzle, am I right?
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Mar. 24th, 2009 03:40 pm (UTC)
HAHAHAHAHAHHA that video is so hilarious
Mar. 24th, 2009 03:42 pm (UTC)
Their website is terrific, too - loads of hilarious vids.
Mar. 24th, 2009 03:47 pm (UTC)
Ronco presents the Cock Shot is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. His delivery was spot on!

Oh, Steve, don't stop drinking until the pink elephants start dancing, too. Your cat is just talented.

Congratulations on the commercial. You obviously do an excellent impression of a Spanish speaker.
Mar. 24th, 2009 03:51 pm (UTC)
You can do it with one finger (bam!) or you can do it with you whole hand. Really blow that cock out the back of their jeans.

Oh my god, I laugh every time. Hahaha, I guess so! Or it's because I work cheap, who knows. :D (Oh and I'm sorry we missed each other, too! SXSW = crazy times, though. We'll catch up eventually.)
Mar. 24th, 2009 03:54 pm (UTC)
Erm, I may have already built that Borg cube this morning, to amuse my coworker.


Thinking about the sandcrawler and whether I have light cardstock to feed the printer....
Mar. 24th, 2009 04:06 pm (UTC)
THAT IS AWESOME. And dude. DUDE!! The sandcrawler was downloaded by me a few minutes ago! AHHHHH! So. Awesome.
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Mar. 24th, 2009 05:17 pm (UTC)
Ahahahaha, you and Kathy were the only ones to ever get Meatwad. Bwah.

Back to watching Sabado Gigante to work on diction and speed.... (That's what she said.)
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Mar. 24th, 2009 05:28 pm (UTC)
Break a leg tonight!
Mar. 24th, 2009 05:49 pm (UTC)
Thank you, Lynne! Trying to act in another language is not easy, esp. when it's not your primary language.

I don't know how you Brits and Cannucks do it when you star in our film.
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Mar. 24th, 2009 05:34 pm (UTC)
I may have to post the cock shot vid in my journal. you made me want one.
Mar. 24th, 2009 05:49 pm (UTC)
I think everyone should have one!
Mar. 24th, 2009 05:43 pm (UTC)
Is it Buy One Get One Free? I could pass one onto my daughter. :)

The free Jesus cards are a hoot! How many Cock Shots should I buy to get the whole set?

Mar. 24th, 2009 05:50 pm (UTC)
I love the randomness of the Jesus Cards. WHAT?! Ahahahahaha, awesome.
Mar. 24th, 2009 07:54 pm (UTC)
Aww hahaha, thanks so much for the laugh!

The weather here last night made the news cut into all my shows that were suppose to record so I was grumpy this morning.
Mar. 24th, 2009 11:54 pm (UTC)
You bet!
Mar. 24th, 2009 08:18 pm (UTC)
It's the free Jesus cards that made me lose it entirely.

And good luck on your continuing quest for fame, fortune and white teeth!
Mar. 24th, 2009 11:54 pm (UTC)
It's so random and funny!

Thanks! Legs officially broken. ;)
Mar. 24th, 2009 08:31 pm (UTC)
Bahahahha! Love it! Plus, you get free Jesus cards, what more could you want?
Also, I cannot see why you aren't allowed to do your impressions. When I read them, they're funny. Why can't these ad people see this??!! WHHHHYYY????
Mar. 24th, 2009 11:54 pm (UTC)
Mar. 24th, 2009 09:32 pm (UTC)
I owe you an email and will get to it as soon as I stop faffing about - but this:

I'm filming a commercial tonight for a local dentoost en Español

Yay matey! You got the gig! Remember to rub black tar on your teeth and dribble slightly!
Mar. 24th, 2009 11:55 pm (UTC)
Woot! They LOVED the black tar on my teeth and especially the limp I ad libbed. I think they want to work with me again. *thumbs up*

Everything I know about acting I learned from you! Watching you try to appear sober, try to not mangle the English language, try to communicate with non-Hobbits... Thanks, D!
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