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I'm sorry for the double post

but I'm CRYING with laughter here. In invisiotext since it's not safe for work. YOU'RE WELCOME. ;) (hit CTRL + A)

(206): when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.

(415): how hairy? two words: wookie tits

God, it's just a river of gold over there.


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Jul. 9th, 2009 09:04 pm (UTC)
fucking lol!
Jul. 9th, 2009 09:11 pm (UTC)
I think my favorite was:
(1)Dude. I'd appreciate it if you'd stop texting my Girlfriend.
(2)Dude. I'd appreciate it if you'd stop cock blocking me!
Jul. 9th, 2009 09:23 pm (UTC)
so fucking awesome!
Jul. 9th, 2009 09:38 pm (UTC)
Hysterical! This had me laughing out loud: (239): you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys

Oh, man, been there, done that...
Jul. 9th, 2009 09:41 pm (UTC)
Okay, I have no idea what those are from, but ...

I had a dream last night that my body was covered in thick fur like a cat and I only shave the parts that are visible around my clothing. So in dream I'd gone to swift water training at the river and I was taking off my wetsuit at my car and my swimsuit bottom shifted and one of my teammates saw my hairy ass. I was, of course, mortified in the dream but woke up laughing my ass off.
Jul. 9th, 2009 09:59 pm (UTC)
Sorry! I linked to it in an earlier post. textsfromlastnight.com

Freaking hilarious. Be prepared to spend hours reading this stuff and laughing.
Jul. 9th, 2009 10:08 pm (UTC)
Ahh. Cool. I'll check it out.
Jul. 9th, 2009 10:20 pm (UTC)
HAHAHAHAHA!! Wow, I just . . . wow. I no have word. I think I know where I'm going to be spending the next hour instead of cooking dinner.
Jul. 9th, 2009 11:56 pm (UTC)
Things that redeem the worst of bad fan fic!

... on another note, your method for inviso text fails the moment it's not on a white background -- like seeing your post on most friends pages. But! fandom is ingenious and this post has a method that will always work

Jul. 10th, 2009 01:51 am (UTC)
Oh, see, that's making the assumption that I'm worried about people with brightly/dark colored backgrounds... ;)
Jul. 10th, 2009 01:39 am (UTC)
I forgot to tell you how unbelievably happy I am that you brought this site to my attention! I went over my text limit sending the most ridiculous stuff to my friends! You helped make my life a little bit brighter, and I love you for it!
Jul. 10th, 2009 01:50 am (UTC)
*salutes* Happy to be of service!
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Are You Actually

Reading this? I'm just curious. Because that's really detail-oriented of you. Feel free to stop reading. But you can see that there's more here, so are you going to keep reading? Really? That's pretty dedicated. I'm impressed. No, really. I'm not being sarcastic, why do you get like that? See, this is the problem I have with your mother - yes. YES. I'm going there. It's time we put all of our cards on the table.

I love you, why are you doing this? After all we've been through? You don't have to be like this. You know, still reading. You could be baking a pie. And then sharing it with me.

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