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I am a little toasty. Do you guys watch Hung on HBO? Did anyone else roll their eyes at Anne Heche saying she's a four because it's been hard since her divorce? I wanted to smack her for using a size 4as a "fat girl" size. F you, crazytown.

Someone come rub my calves so I can fall asleep, pls. There's cake in it for you...

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chrryblssmninja
Sep. 2nd, 2009 02:38 am (UTC)
lol what

I'm small in every way except thigh length, and I'm an American 4. I wish I could find more size 4's in the stores, because I just find 3's or 5's and sometimes I have to make do with 6's


I'll just leave this pic of "plus-size" model Crystal Renn here. yeah larger size pride


stoney321
Sep. 2nd, 2009 02:42 am (UTC)
I'm a 4-6 (us) and i was baffled by it. Whut?? And si e she looked like I did when I was a 10. Which isn't the point, but you get my point

I'm currently trying to figure out if Keith olberman is married because I want to ravish him. Lol.
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lynnenne
Sep. 2nd, 2009 02:44 am (UTC)
I cannot wait to get toasty with you next week!!!

My internet connection is driving me batty. OMG STOP DISAPPEARING AT RANDOM.
stoney321
Sep. 2nd, 2009 02:48 am (UTC)
Whoo hoo!!!

I will kick your internets in the nuts if you want!
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dovil
Sep. 2nd, 2009 03:10 am (UTC)
A size 4 is a size 8 in New Zealand and it's normally the SMALLEST size you can get in mainstream shops. The average person is a 12 - 16 (US 8 - 12).

So basically she can take her size 4 and eat it with cheese melted on top.

A little toasty - I thought you meant you were feeling warm - of course I should have realised it was booze related, ahahaha! LOVES
denymemandi
Sep. 2nd, 2009 03:40 am (UTC)
Who doesn't love melted cheese?
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brunettepet
Sep. 2nd, 2009 03:12 am (UTC)
As a 5' size 10, I just choked on my beer.
stoney321
Sep. 2nd, 2009 11:49 am (UTC)
As a (former) size 14, I was looking for heavy things to smack the writers with.
harmonyfb
Sep. 2nd, 2009 03:17 am (UTC)
I was right there with you. ::rolls eyes:: Oh, horrors, not a too fucking small to be a toothpick size 4.
stoney321
Sep. 2nd, 2009 11:50 am (UTC)
And they try to emphasize how DUMPY she is by putting saggy bras and unflattering cardigans on her to make her hips and belly look huge.

EXCUSE ME. What? And it had been so healthy-woman-body centric up until then!
fabrisse
Sep. 2nd, 2009 04:05 am (UTC)
But I can't eat cake, it might make me a giant sized 4!
stoney321
Sep. 2nd, 2009 11:50 am (UTC)
Quick, eat some packing peanuts to maintain your healthy size -86!
milaya36
Sep. 2nd, 2009 04:14 am (UTC)
Wait, 4 is fat? Well, fuck. Guess 10 is corpulent then.

Whatever. First day of grad school classes tomorrow, and I'm drunk too. Good times.
stoney321
Sep. 2nd, 2009 11:51 am (UTC)
If Anne Heche is ACTUALLY a size 4, I'll eat my hat. Which will, of course, make me fat. Because it's a hat made out of bacon.

HAVE A GOOD DAY AT SCHOOL! *writes you an uplifting note on a napkin with a doodle*
cappy
Sep. 2nd, 2009 06:15 am (UTC)
I think someone needs to remind Anne that some of us can actually do X & not end up at a stranger's house, raving like a lunatic, yapping about Aliens & shit.

You know, like THOSE OF US AT A NORMAL HEALTHY WEIGHT NOT PRETENDING TO BE TINKERBELL.

(I'm a 10. Sometimes an 8. I have no desire to be any thinner than this because any thinner than this & I wouldn't KICK ASS. I'd put Anne across the room & out a wall if I decked her for some reason. Which would probably be to do with us having a conversation about her being a Size 4 & feeling FAT.)
stoney321
Sep. 2nd, 2009 11:53 am (UTC)
Ahahahahahaha. I KNOW, RIGHT? (Every time I look at her I think of Ellen with her and wonder HOW THE HELL THAT HAPPENED.)

And in the first place, I HIGHLY DOUBT that Anne Heche is a 4. The woman has big boobs and hips, one. And two, SCREW YOU, WRITERS, for putting a label on her, and one that is RIDICULOUS at that. Pfft.

And I dropped dress sizes while getting kick-ass fit, but I didn't lose much WEIGHT. Because these guns *flexes biceps* weigh more than flabby skin bags. Lol. WHATEVER, HBO.
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zyrya
Sep. 2nd, 2009 09:47 am (UTC)
And if I rub cake into you?
stoney321
Sep. 2nd, 2009 11:54 am (UTC)
I will leave my life and follow you, gardening for you and making homemade bread.
soundingsea
Sep. 2nd, 2009 12:33 pm (UTC)
Judging by Anne Heche's normal appearance, maybe this was supposed to mean that the stress made her *lose* weight? Because um, yeah. There's no way she's under a 4 in the first place. Also, 4 is SMALL, yo.
stoney321
Sep. 2nd, 2009 12:57 pm (UTC)
Well, they did say that she "used to be a 2, but because of the stress from her divorce, etc." So, no, they meant she'd gotten out of shape and hit the undesirable 4 mark.

UM.

Please point me in the direction of the person I need to slap, thanks.
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a2zmom
Sep. 2nd, 2009 11:48 pm (UTC)
Size 4 is fat? I don't watch and it's a good thing, cause I would have gone postal.
stoney321
Sep. 3rd, 2009 11:42 am (UTC)
It was this throwaway line towards the end that just pissed me off.
gabzilla
Sep. 3rd, 2009 12:05 am (UTC)
Oh, completely unrelated, but saw this today and thought you might likey: Make your own limoncello
http://blog.craftzine.com/archive/2009/09/how-to_make_limoncello.html

Because, hell yeah, it is motherfucking booze time!
stoney321
Sep. 3rd, 2009 11:42 am (UTC)
IT IS ALWAYS MOTHERFUCKING BOOZE TIME, WHOOOO!
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stoney321
Sep. 3rd, 2009 11:44 am (UTC)
Okay. Your doctor is a jackass. (I had one of those, too, in my last pregnancy that chastised me for gaining 30 pounds in my pregnancy. UM.)

Loose 10? Honey, you're smaller than Marilyn Monroe, now, and how hot was SHE? (Men like something to grab on to, true facts.) GOOD FOR YOU. You're fit, you're hale, and you look like a woman! Sounds like you're doing everything right.
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