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Blood on the Highway stuff + shopping

First, I want to remind you that you can watch Blood on the Highway, the tour de force vampire comedy-horror movie I am in with Nicholas Brendon and Tom Towles on Comcast On Demand as well as through Time Warner Cable's Video on Demand. For a lousy $3.95 - the price of a cup of expensive coffee - you can laugh, cringe, laugh, and cringe and point at me while cringing and laughing. What's not to love?

"But Stoney," you might be saying, "I don't like you." Then I would say that you can mock my overweight, chubby body in unattractive clothing and makeup and scowl at my filthy mouth! And I would say this while flipping you the bird, because what did I ever do to you? Aside from stealing your boyfriend AND your girlfriend, I mean.

"But Stoney," you might continue saying (and seriously, I have laundry to do, wrap it up), "I don't know if you're worth $3.95. Sometimes low budget movies are so bad I want to throw puppies at nuns until they bleed from it."

Well, don't take my word, then! Here are just a few reviews where people are so blown away by the hilarity and awesome that they're starting religions based around the movie! (No, they're not, but that's a religion to which I would gladly tithe.) Lol. *cough* I'm Lynnette in the movie, btw. :) And the first link is a great sci-fi/all things geek (like me!) site, not just a place for me to bask in their glowing review. Ha.

And if you're in Germany, you get the FIRST DVD RELEASE HONORS! (France gets us on Blu-ray next week. Why? WHY NOT.) I like the subtitle of our movie: "Titty Twister War Gestern!" What?! Ach, Germans, liebe ich Sie.) I'll put it to you like this: the more people in the U.S. watch it on demand, the sooner it will come out on DVD here. So. GET CRACKING!

In other news, I went fancy dress shopping with my sister dampersnspoons yesterday for some upcoming nuptials (hers!) and had a great day. And I was reminded how ADD I am, I just can't hold a thought/conversation while there are things buzzing all around me. Gah. And note to girls out there that are looking for beautiful dresses in plus sizes. Neiman's had some GORGEOUS gowns - they went to size 16, but Dillards wins hands down. Pretty pretty dresses and I noted that they went up in the 20s. So. Should you be looking for some special occasion clothing (or any clothing) Dillards caters to the majority of US women. :) It's about time someone made great clothes for you, am I right?

But I spent my money in Nordstroms on their frilly underthings. What is it about a pretty bra and panty set that just makes a girl feel great? <3 I was properly sized while there, and man, has my size changed since getting fit! I mean, duh, but whoo boy. Nothing like a properly fitted bra to make you like yourself! (Oh, and for you large and in charge ladies, Nordtroms also caters to you. Bra sizes up through J!) And if you've never been fitted for your bra size, CUT THAT OUT. Go get sized and rid yourself of back fat/stooped shoulders. :) I'll get off my soapbox now. (If only to oogle your newly fitted hot self. Heh.)

TV: Um, I had NO IDEA that Jack Davenport is on FlashForward. And I had no idea how AWESOME that show is. (Finally caught up on my DVR last night.) Did anyone else catch the LOST reference in the beginning!?!? (And I freaking loved Modern Family. I love you, Ty Burrell. Never stop doing what you do.)



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Sep. 28th, 2009 02:49 pm (UTC)
When I saw that your movie was possibly available On Demand I went looking. Unfortunately, it doesn't appear to be available here in Seattle. *pouts*
Sep. 28th, 2009 03:04 pm (UTC)
Boo!! Soon, I hope! It's slowly spreading across the country. I don't know why they're doing it like that...
Sep. 28th, 2009 02:50 pm (UTC)
::crosses fingers:: Please, please, please let it be available on Brighthouse On Demand.
Sep. 28th, 2009 03:04 pm (UTC)
I have no idea, but if it is, let me know and I'll add it to the official list of where you can get it!
Sep. 28th, 2009 06:25 pm (UTC)
Once the kids go out of the living room, I'm going to fire it up and see if the movie is there. I hope, I hope! (Cause I've been dying to see it. )
Sep. 28th, 2009 06:35 pm (UTC)
once I can get my hands on a copy, I'll see what I can do about making sure you DO get to see it!
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Sep. 28th, 2009 03:05 pm (UTC)
ME TOO. And I have theories about his character already, even though we know nothing yet, lol.

I got your VM yesterday, I AM SO SORRY about your sick baby troubles!!!! I owe you an email, too. Love yer face, email when you can, may your mentholatum never run out!
Sep. 28th, 2009 04:42 pm (UTC)
The Oceanic Airlines shout out was great! The show's premise is fascinating, and they did an excellent job setting it up. I'm really excited to watch this story unfold.
Sep. 28th, 2009 04:59 pm (UTC)
I'm so glad you saw that, too! I am SO BLOWN AWAY by this whole concept. V v excited to see next week.
Sep. 28th, 2009 05:33 pm (UTC)
Thanks for the love
Hey Stoney!!

Just wanted to say thanks for the inclusion of our review about "Blood on the Highway". I really did enjoy the flick and was glad to give it the screaming credit it deserved.

Please tell everyone that we want EVERYONE to play with our monkey and stay tuned for more reviews, insanity and hopefully some interviews with you and the cast of what ever new horror flick you'll be doing.

Have a good one Stoney...
Sep. 28th, 2009 06:05 pm (UTC)
Re: Thanks for the love
And back at you, thank you! Glad you laughed, I know that's the most fun I've ever had on set, and it's not just because I got to crawl on top of a hot guy for hours.

I'm all over your website like stink on cheese! <3
Sep. 28th, 2009 08:37 pm (UTC)
Re: Thanks for the love
MMMmmmmm....stink on cheese....hrrrlllrrlll (Homer Simpson slobbering).

(In reply to your comment about being on top of a hot guy while on set) And is that not why we love our industry so freaking much? I mean, where else can we do the crap we do? Be a part of out-right insanity. Have sex with different people and all the while getting paid for it?!

Well...aside from being in the PORNO or Prostitution rings, of course.

But that is why we love doing what we do...it's always play time with the bonus of a check for goofing off.

Thanks again Stoney...glad to have you ripping through our site and digging what we do.
Sep. 28th, 2009 05:38 pm (UTC)
But Stoney, I have already seen Blood on the Highway and now I want to sign up for your religion! It's bound to be better than my old one.
Sep. 28th, 2009 06:36 pm (UTC)
MY RELIGION REQUIRES SEXY TIMES AND BOOZE. And you can be the pope of awesome, funny hat or no funny hat, YOU GET TO CHOOSE.
Sep. 28th, 2009 10:04 pm (UTC)
I approve of this ritual and wish to subscribe to your sacrament!
Sep. 28th, 2009 06:53 pm (UTC)
Hep and I had a fabulous time watching "Blood on the Highway." It's going to be one of the modern classics, I swear. I'm waiting for it to turn up on AMC. :-)

Sep. 28th, 2009 06:58 pm (UTC)
YAY!! It truly is up there with the likes of Casablanca and A Streetcar Named Desire. I mean, obviously. HEE.
Sep. 28th, 2009 08:14 pm (UTC)
I watched Blood on the Highway and it CHANGED MY LIFE! *TESTIFY!* 9 out of every 10 viewers can thoroughly recommend the movie, and they never did find the body of that no fun loser one person who obviously had no friends. Fun for all the family, if your family is composed of adults or small impressionable children.

Jack Davonport is back on tv?! Hurrah!!
Sep. 28th, 2009 08:32 pm (UTC)
It's the movie that critics are calling a film!!

He is, and he's as gorgeous as ever. The show just started here, and it's FANTASTIC. It's like LOST (did you ever see/get interested in that?) Speaking of shows for you to watch, I have the first few seasons of "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia" for you, but I'm trying to beef up the package with some Texas treats to make you laugh. But it's coming!
Sep. 29th, 2009 01:40 am (UTC)
YAY A STEER! You're very lovely to me, which is surprising given the bad things I say about you behind your back. Thank yoooooou!

I'm so glad that Jack Devonport is in a quality piece, since he is one (did you see the follow up to This Life? I just saw it recently and went EEeeeee! I LOVED that show). I loved the first season of Lost but then I got Lost and it drifted away from me.
Sep. 29th, 2009 12:29 pm (UTC)
You know, S2 of Lost was when I bailed, too. However. We picked it back up in S4 on the rec of my sister, and man, am I ever glad that I did. This is the last year of LOST, so maybe you give it another try? It goes back to the intensity of S1 after the half-way point of S2 and then it just doesn't let up. I'm glad I waited so I had seasons 2, 3, and 4 to watch without having to wait. (This is S6 about to start in January, the final season.)

And OH MY GOD, I LOVED the follow up to This Life!!! Oh, MILES. Egg!! I freaking loved that show.
Sep. 28th, 2009 11:39 pm (UTC)
I'm leaving France this week! I'll be back in New Zealand on Sunday.
*kicks a stone and looks dejected*

Re the bra thing, I keep telling my friends to go get fitted because they so obviously wear bras that are NOT their size. Grrr!! Nice bras that fit do wonders to self esteem (helps what little I have anyways).

Sep. 29th, 2009 03:26 am (UTC)
Nordstroms is awesome about sizing. When I finally decided not everyone wanted to see nipples (especially on interviews) as a small gal I was able to get measured and get some nice bras, even some that make them look a little bigger. :)
Sep. 29th, 2009 08:54 pm (UTC)
Aren't they great?! And they have a fantastic selection, too. <3 <3 <3
Sep. 29th, 2009 03:30 am (UTC)
Yay Modern Family. We (me and my family) watched the pilot and were rolling with laughter, especially over the(spoilers)...Lion King bit. Random thought, the spanish chick is HAWT! Though I wish they hadn't shown so much during the promotion because I had memorized most of the show before it even aired. Of course most of America has more than two channels unlike me. *glares at bunny ears*
Sep. 29th, 2009 05:41 pm (UTC)
But Stoney! My On Demand is lacking your fabulous movie! What to do?!
Sep. 29th, 2009 08:54 pm (UTC)
You send them a note telling them how desperate you are to view the fabulousness that is Blood on the Highway! Or wait, either or. ;)
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